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i checked your profile, wtf kind of name is billy for a girl,,, no offense of course...

Can i have::::::

-The words Chicken God on it somewhere.
-This
in the sig, but the chicken is poking a picture of the col. (the kfc guy)

if any question pm me, because i dont check this page all the time

At 10/19/08 02:10 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: I've had 'em for about two weeks now and they're amazing.

Anyone else have chickens?

nope

MEH

been there done that

1: I have a $75 Fender Squier Strat (Love it to death)
and an $200 Epiphone Les Paul (I'm going to sell it, and save up for a Fender JagStang

2: Nirvana, The Beatles

3: A year and a few months, but i practice all the time

At 10/16/08 05:46 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I LOVE IT.

So many great bands, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Melvins, Devo, Soundgarden, FLIPPER, and, of course, Sonic Youth.

agreed, but what about the hair bands???
But yea dead kennedys, black flag, and other hardcore punk bands helped even it out

At 10/6/08 11:24 PM, Moren wrote: Alright Relationship prob 1

I know this girl. Ive known her for about a year and a quarter or 1.25 years.

Now ive liked her since the first day I saw her and ive decided to act on my feelings.

I heard her say that knowody has asked her to the school homecoming dance yet, and i saw this as my chance.

Now I'm pretty sure she knows/thinks I like her so its not to big a prob.

We grouped together alot in IPC, and had a few good conversations.

She kinda flirts/or leads me on a little.

Whats the best way to overcome my shyness and gain enough confidence to ask her out to the dance?

hate to sound like a douche, but just do it! really, it isn't that hard.
go up to her and say "hey, i heard you haven't been asked out yet, I hate to sound like a creep, but do you wanna go out to the homecoming???""" just say that

can anybody make me a sig? I don't know if this is also a request thread so don't get mad if it isn't. If anybody can make me a sig, can that somebody draw a chicken with a halo over its head? or something like that to make the chicken look godly?

At 9/11/08 07:05 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 9/11/08 07:01 PM, MarioFan795 wrote: P.S. No profanity.

Have you forgotten where you are?

FUCK.

Am I cool yet?

lol,

i actually hate all pies (except boston creme, mmm, mm, good

At 10/15/08 07:18 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Okay I have now token JPG-9000 and Thimbles hostage!

I require a sammich, a helicopter and a gun to kill JPG-9000 with.

oh wait u already killed teh apple!, oh and go ahead and kill them, as if anybody cared.!

At 10/15/08 06:57 PM, snowy556 wrote: bet it looked a little like this

omfg! Scooby Doo PR0N!

*nukes the entire city*

***grabs the nuke before it hits the ground****

NO WE CANT KILL TEH APPLE, IT WILL BE MADE INTO A PIE SOME DAY!

At 10/15/08 06:32 PM, Gamepro23 wrote: Okay so he was in the bathroom at school and he hears something like a thrusting noise he finishes dropping the browns off at the super bowl and he catches a chinese dude jackin it! T i'm walking down the hall a chinese dude is running down the hall. So i go into the bathroom i see my friend in the bathroom and tells me everything.

Okay, so I was at the bathroom, fapping, and some douchebag opens the door, so i run down the hall, and now people are talking about it!!!

At 10/12/08 04:50 PM, MasterUnderstood wrote: Indiana Jones.

you stole my fucking answer!!!!!! :(((() >>>:::(((

At 10/13/08 10:02 PM, DroopyA wrote: A long time ago I went to the movies with my parent.s Before the movie started I choked on a Skittle and a stranger two rows back saved my life.

I just recently came to the conclusion that I died that night.... and everything since has just been my version of reality either durring my death process, or I'm a wondering spirit who can't see the world for what it is.

haha... a skittle? choked on a skittle??? hahahahaha, no but seriously, im sure your just really stoned

okay, i know it sounds fake, but i did this last friday::: i decided to try some weed w/ my girlfriend, it was my first time, and i only had a few puffs before i was finished. she was trying some, and we had some friends that were being lookouts, so they started making out (they were a couple) and i hear footsteps coming, so i think "oh, this is probably josh" so i walk out to see him (we were behind a dumpster) and its a fucking COP!!!!!!! so i greet him, saying it loudly enough for my girlfriend to hear. he starts laughing, becuase he thought we were making out. so my girlfriend walks out, and sees the cop, and her face gets really really red.

the point of my story::: try pot!!! i didnt get high (not enough pot for me) but my girlfriend did, and she thought everything was hilarious. it can kill brain cells, but who cares??? life is short!

At 10/9/08 05:25 PM, shadowkirby123 wrote: I know it's been said 500 times, but...

i feel like a hypocrite, i always say i hate it when people do it, but i do it all the time... :(

At 10/13/08 08:10 PM, Puzzled wrote: can a body shelter the blast of a grenade going off?

what i mean is in movies (usually war movies) some badass soldier saves everyone by throwing himself, chest first, onto a live grenade

so therefore, IRL, can a body really contain a grenade blast?

it can in some ways. yes, if you completely cover it, and if the other people are about 3-4 meters away, maybe. somebody survived covering a grenade, and i saw it on the history channel, and he saved the rest of his company.

At 10/13/08 04:49 PM, EviLDoG wrote: I let my dog lick my bumhole while wanking. You can quote me on that.

I Plan on quoting it...everywhere...

At 10/13/08 08:32 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 10/13/08 08:29 PM, ChickenGod wrote: In Utero by Nirvana. It's the best fucking album of all time

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!

What's wrong with Nirvana?

At 10/13/08 08:21 PM, protomanzero14 wrote: I was wondering if you guys here at NG could make me a list of songs/artists/albums that are a must have for any mp3 player, and I will do my best to "obtain" them and put them on my mp3 player.
Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated :)

Another Great Album Would Be Anything By "The Beatles" You Need Them On Your iPod

In Utero by Nirvana. It's the best fucking album of all time

At 10/13/08 12:51 PM, Obvious-M wrote: LIKE THIS BEFORE. NEVER!
NEVER!

NEVER!

At 10/13/08 10:43 AM, Odie147 wrote: Sooo I found about this band called Muse and I like thier music and I wondered if anyone knew any bands similar

George clooney's thunder thighs is the best band ever!

At 10/13/08 12:49 PM, g12man12 wrote: Why do posts like this always end up with spam replies? I wonder.

its newgrounds, what do you expect?

At 10/13/08 12:32 PM, Lazyfeet wrote:

At 10/13/08 12:31 PM, ChickenGod wrote: mine would be nuclear war, and my girlfriend and i being the only survivor (it's sort of an inside joke)

Inside jokes on public forums don't really work ;}

true, true...

mine would be nuclear war, and my girlfriend and i being the only survivor (it's sort of an inside joke)

At 10/13/08 12:08 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yeah. 'Cause spam needs rewarding.

amen to that