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or if that doesn't work, just show her your vagina.

Ignore her, and I mean completely ignore her, only mumble when she speaks to you, when she does anything trying to turn you on, tell her to stop, and act very uninterested. If she doesn't go away, just tell her that you just want to be friends (or if you don't...) or tell her that you want to be left alone.

cash, it's not that hard to say, 50k is a lot, but you could buy more stuff worth more than her.

alright you caught me! How did you know that i, jesus, had a newgrounds account???

Kurt Cobain, Every single riff he has EVER written is catchy as hell!

Punk, i love how most people are preps, (besides normal, which is the same thing)

At 11/14/08 08:02 PM, Madman08 wrote: Today, we had a sub in english and lit and her name was Mrs. Lazar

discuss

TL;DR

At 11/14/08 05:53 PM, JaY11 wrote: God dammit I hate my school. It seems every year in my school has it's share of chavs. What's sad is most of them are in years below me. All they do is walk around swearing and trying to start fights with anybody. I mean we're talking kids aged 11-13 here. My sister is coming to my school next year and in a way I don't want her to for her own benefit. It seems every girl that joins my school becomes obsessed with popularity and making their skin look as orange as possible.

So yeah, that's british youth for ya'

in the (piece of shit) USA, I call them preps, or douchebags, or my new word "Sasquatches" (don't ask about the last one, my friend made it up)
jesus, i want to kill them ALL!

Wow!, do a prank on her ((like me) I obviously like pranks)
But really, do something to get back at her

My ex, is insane! I broke up with her and she is very PISSED! well, to begin with, she broke up with her "perfect" boyfriend, that she bitched about always, to go out with me. so when i broke up with her, she was wicked pissed. now she stole my locker (hehe, well she claims that it is her's now) and she is threatening to kill my friends and i if i piss her off again, so i plan on doing some extreme prank on her, to make her wicked pissed.
what should i do as a prank? hmmmm...

America!!!

At 11/13/08 03:37 AM, ornery-scotsman wrote: Retards..... Why do they all look the same?

incest??? i dunno!

At 11/13/08 05:23 PM, Cormaster9000 wrote:

At 11/13/08 05:20 PM, ChickenGod wrote: (my opinion, though war of the worlds sucked ass)

why?
how did it suck.

It just wasn't all that well done, I guess you could watch it once and like it, but watching it twice or more, and it just gets really repetative i guess...

No, it doesnt, trust me, but a day after, it will hurt VERY BAD!!!

though, it might be alright (the halo movie...if it comes out) it's fucking Steven Spielberg! He's a really good director (my opinion, though war of the worlds sucked ass)

not funny, but kinda cool

I found this a minute ago, Like it....

Just goes to show you how fucked up some people are. Disgusting.

I almost killed myself because of everybody else being assholes...
so I agree, I cannot wait until we (America) gets nuked, i hope they all die.

Speaking of prop 8...
How do i deal with homophobes? they piss me off so much! they don't know that I'm bi, and if they did...
Anyways, how do you guys deal with them, without emptying there redneck intestines.

At 11/5/08 04:09 PM, jackAtack wrote:

At 11/4/08 09:07 PM, ChickenGod wrote: I need this in a sig, and if possible, can you take out the caption at the top (it says goat) and put it to the side?

thats so fucking dumb.

erm...thanks?

it pisses the fuck out of me!

I need this in a sig, and if possible, can you take out the caption at the top (it says goat) and put it to the side?

k srry

From that moment on I knew where my musical allegiances lay.

woohoo!!! green day rocks!~

is there ANY way to just tell her off without getting myself in more trouble? I can't enjoy anything that everyone else is. help?

just tell her to stop stalking you, and if she reacts badly, just do what you want, when you want; you are going to get grounded anyways, just try to piss her off as much as possible. i went through the same thing when i was about 11-12. and i just became so apathetic, that i just did whatever i wanted, and now i can completely ignore my parents, and they stay far away from me.

so...
I broke up with my clingy girlfriend, and she was very broken. she had broken up with her past boyfriend (who hates me now, and is under the impression that she cheated on him) to go out with me, and i had broken up with her. she got really mad, and called me about thirty times on my cell phone, and home phone. i didn't answer any of them. now tomorrow (she was absent on Monday, and today was a day off) i need to deal with her. Any advice??? I feel guilty, but i know that it's just her trying to give me her bullshit to make me go back out with her. and suggestions???

At 11/4/08 08:06 PM, Arcbound22 wrote: what are your thoughts about the teens of today, the next generation to populate the earth?are you proud of teens right now or have you lost all hope in mankind? what do you think will happen?

most of the teens (me being one, but im talking about the more popular kids) are complete douche bags, that pretend to be stupid to be "cool" . honestly, i am afraid of when we grow up.

well, My name is TJ, and i got fired for eating some guys fries that i served him...

At 11/4/08 06:37 PM, Fantum wrote: I think Obama will win the erection, McCain clearly is too old for that sort of activity.

Freudian slip?

welcome to the 21st century

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana, I hated it, and I still do. Also "Soup is Good Food" by the Dead Kennedys"