1. You browse newgrounds.
2. You're a fat pig-disgusting slob.
3. You don't shower daily.
4. You don't use deodorant.
5. You brush your teeth three times or less a week.
6. You are ashamed of your below average sized penis which causes you to distance yourself from the opposite sex.
7. You have no REAL social skills, in a conversation you bring up the weather and your school classes because you have nothing else to say, which brings us to 8.
8. You're uninteresting, not special in anyway, and you have no hobbies(besides newgrounds BBS of course).
9. You have absolutely NO taste in music, some of your favorite bands are Linkin Park, Plain White T's, Slipknot, Flobots, etc.
10. You have no rhythm.
11. You can't dance(see 10, related to: 8).
12. You argue about 360 versus PS3, Mac versus Windows, and other gay nerd shit.

All these facts apply to every single user of newgrounds.com(excluding myself of course), all facts are 100% truthful no matter what. If you decide to comment saying that one or more facts do not apply to yourself, you are proving to the world that you are:
A. a massive faggot,
B. a newgrounder(laugh out loud),
C. a who enjoys self-inflicted pain,
and D. a virgin.

Pictured below is the face, and body of every single newgrounds user(excluding myself teehee you almost got me faggot).
If you are still unconvinced of your own virginity, please, take a look at this formula:
VirginityProbability = TimeSpentOnNewgrounds/PreviousSexualEn counters

Anyone have suggestions to add to the list?

At 9/2/08 11:16 PM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Liek go to yahoo.com adn then type in google in the search engine

tanks ^_______________________________________
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I'm a pedophile and I stare at the little girls crotches in the park/bus/wherever I don't even care if their parents are around. I feel like just digging into their sweet vag and rippin' that shit up with a lil' in n' out. People stare at me sometimes when I look at their children. I think they can see that I'm molesting the kids with my eyes.

>awesomeness

...really?

At 9/2/08 11:12 PM, Sufoor wrote:

At 9/2/08 11:11 PM, cherries wrote: All newgrounders are pussies, they would never hit someone let alone kill someone.

Do you remember LIVECORPSE? I don't think you do.

Check my join date newfag.

Sup guise how do I google?

All newgrounders are pussies, they would never hit someone let alone kill someone.

You should kill yourself by drowning in semen.

I'm addicted to receiving anal sex but you don't see me complaining about it.

Wow dude that was hilarious I've never seen that before so I think it was a good thing you made a thread about it.

I HAVE A HOBBY.

I skateboard ^_____________________________^

At 9/2/08 09:44 PM, biohasard wrote: with your level icon come on now be honest.....

HOW DOES I MAKE PAPULAR THRED?

I OWN A $9001 DOLLAR COCK RING

Google Chrome sucks dick.

SUP GUISe I LikE SONiC iT iS REALLY KEWL ^.^

WATS DA MUST EXPANSIVE TING U OWN??!??!?!?

Shit fucking sucks, you look like an autistic faggot.

http://pack.google.com/intl/ja/pack_inst aller.html?hl=ja&gl=jp

I'm in Japan right now so excuse all the moon runes, I can resize textboxes now. Beat that firefail.

The reason for the underwater test was that my mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

You know if you've ever seen girls that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't.

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.

Seriously, what do you want to know?

My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.

It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

I know nothing of the Japanese culture and I barely know any Japanese so I'm just a little afraid of how I'm going to interact with people and make new friends.

You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Wow 2,000 that's a lot.

At 8/27/08 08:59 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: dude, it will be Exactly like the fast and the furious movie, dont worry.

Thank you OJ, you have settled my nerves :3

Here's mine.

At 8/27/08 08:44 PM, superblop1 wrote: you mean that your names is cherries?

PROTIP: I'm not a man.

At 8/27/08 08:39 PM, STEM wrote: I'm quite jealous. Once i'm done with college in 2011, i'm fleeing the States for Japan. Fucking hate it here.

Lets meet up for casual sex when you get there

At 8/27/08 08:19 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!

PROTIP: swearing doesn't make you a bad dude.