At 5/12/09 07:46 PM, zero-gravity wrote: My fetish is black women with leashes on them and they suck my cock as another guy sticks it into their ass, while im looking at a naked picture of Jesus.

And I thought I was the only person in the world with that fetish!

At 9/5/09 11:13 PM, BlahLab wrote: i caught my boyfriend in bed with another man!

Your profile says you're 80 years old and female. That is definitely a lie. Women don't log into NewGrounds.

Stop bitchin' about your boyfriend and go take your medication, grandma.

I actually sleep wearing a full three-piece suit.

As long as some techno artist doesn't win then I don't give a fuck.

On another note, pun definitely intended, are the musician of the year awards broken down by category? I mean, if you're going to nominate a techno artist, then he/she can definitely not be judged in the same category as say, a real composer.

OOH look at me I got a piano roll for my birthday. La-di-fucking-da. I write music with notes - actual fucking notes. Not little and big blip thingies. Half notes, quarter notes, and occasionally even 128th notes - I write them just for lolz.

You live in Mexico? Shouldn't you have been stopped for suspected drug running?

I'm currently in Oberlin, OH, several hundred miles from my home computer (software, VSTs, etc.), so I can't do anything immediately.

When do you need this by? As long as I get credit for the score, I'd be willing to do a custom score for it.

What kind of music are you looking for? What instruments? Etc. You said it's a silent film - silent film traditionally had a piano accompaniment (the film was played in a theatre with a pianist who performed the score).

At 9/2/09 09:05 AM, Carmilla wrote.

To be honest, that family is probably stronger, more loving, and more supportive than most families in the world. More power to them. As long as they can care for them all, which they obviously can, then their children are more blessed than most kids nowadays regardles of how many there are.

Yes, but they are a crazy religious fringe group.

The point still stands - we're rewarding their behavior with fame and media coverage.

At 9/2/09 02:24 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: 0_0

Holy shit that kid looks like the spawn of Satan!

At 9/1/09 09:44 PM, yugimt wrote: Have any of you been hit by a car?

Fixed.

And now that your question is actually a question, I will answer it. No. I have never been hit by a car. Where I come from, in Soviet Russia, you hit the car.

I'm surprised no one said this before: Grab his cock.

Oh wait, that's what he wants you to do....

At 9/1/09 10:43 PM, ZStriefel wrote: Zero Bombing complaints go here.

/topic

:amiright?

I wonder how they managed to keep this guy's cock out of that bitch's vagina long enough for them to take the damn photo.

"Alright, Mr. Dugger, now stand still. Everybody say chee - OH SHI-Mr Dugger put your pants back on! Jesus!"

At 9/1/09 09:48 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: I'm not clicking your fuckhead linkbucks shit, asshole.

Holy shit. Overreaction much?

I don't care for offensive ads. And I don't care for links, either.

Six shots, six kills!

It's absolute fucking bullshit that we're giving all these people attention and media coverage and reality T.V. shows just for having lots of kids.

How fucking stupid do we humans have to be that we encourage that kind of behavior?

At 9/1/09 05:24 AM, FlamingFirebolt wrote: Wow some pretty good submissions!
Especially ChemicalReaper, IceblueGlow and MJTTOMB. I'm impressed.

P hold on, i'll go make something better

Thanks!

MJTTOMB's submission is ridiculously awesome, and fits the song title perfectly!

I'd do another composition, to a different title, but I'm busy working on my Requiem.

I'm actually helping out Doctor Noob a bit now - I'm not going to give it away right now, but I'm working on some WWII stuff for you guys.

Bump.

Where I come from, there's no such thing as a silencer that's 'too big.'

At 8/30/09 02:30 PM, MICHhimself wrote: From Leviticus 18:22 : "'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman".

Ah, and from Common Sensicus 1:1-2: "Do not lie with a gun as one lies with a woman. You will blow your balls off."

Of all the reviews I've had, I think something like 1/3 of them have spent more time talking about the technology than the music.

They rate it 8/9/10 (which coincidentally will be my 18th birthday following Month - Day - Year format), and post something like "Cool track" or "I liked it".

Then after their one phrase 'review' they go straight into stuff like,
"So you got that library after all?" or "Hey what library are you using, because it sounds so cool and I really want a guitar/bass/drum/synth/piano/etc. that sounds just like yours!"

I mean, I guess I should be happy that I'm actually getting reviews, but... I just wish people would spend more time reviewing than writing useless, off-topic stuff like "What was the last thing you ate?" or "Where do you live, I want to rape you."

I just wish that people would write a review in the review box, and then if they want to know what software and libraries I'm using, they can e-mail me.

At 8/30/09 09:30 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: When masturbating i think about YOU

Wait... someone's actually thinking of me!?

Mix orchestral with some technology, like really awesome violin melodies with awesome percussion. (Check out some samples of EastWest's "Stormdrum 2" for some examples of what I mean by awesome percussion.)

Game developers and directors love orchestral. Why do you think films (excluding "The Matrix") always have orchestral scores?

At 8/29/09 07:28 PM, benyue1978 wrote:

At 8/29/09 04:26 PM, ChemicalReaper wrote: First, second, and third place winners will all receive some of my original CD's. Basically, the lower you rank, the more of my music I send you. It's more of a punishment than a reward ;-)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

...yes!

And ba-da-dadada-DA!
Shameless self-bumping!

Wow, that sounded provocative.

Ask her dad to mow your lawn. That's a good icebreaker.

Then, afterward, you can ask if you can plow her lawn, wink, and casually walk off. If she's into you, she'll definitely get what you mean. If she doesn't get it, she either need learn more English, or she just doesn't like you that much.

At 8/29/09 10:50 PM, Axius wrote: Proof please.

Oh you want proof do you? Well, here's proof.

Okay, so here's the story basically about why he could be considered a murderer.
From the Ted Kennedy Obituary on BBC News:

...the car turned onto a side road and crashed off a bridge into a tidal creek.

Kennedy pulled himself from the upturned car and, after swimming across a narrow creek, returned to his hotel without reporting the accident...

Kennedy pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident, claiming that he had been in shock, and was given a two-month suspended jail sentence.

An inquest, held in secret at the request of Kennedy family lawyers, cast serious doubts on Kennedy's story, but no further action was taken.

And here's why most Brits - including myself - couldn't give a toss about his passing away.

From the Telegraph, a UK newspaper:

It's not often said aloud but many British people when they first saw United 175 hit the World Trade Centre felt, alongside shock, pity and a sense of solidarity with the American people, also a feeling of "now you know what terrorism is like, will you stop funding the murder of our people?"

For years Kennedy was the bang-drummer-in-chief for brainless Irish-American IRA sympathisers, dimwits who shouted "troops out of Dublin!" and sang maudlin songs from the comfort of Boston and New York, giving money for strangers 3,000 miles away to murder their neighbours.

For despite the pseudo-Marxist justifications the IRA used, which was obviously lapped up by useful idiots on both sides of the Irish Sea and across the Atlantic, their goal was always ethnic cleansing against their neighbours, the people who Americans still call "the Scots-Irish".

There's your proof. Want more?

I'm sure if dolphins had computers, they wouldn't use "Then" interchangeably with "Than."

You only get one shot, so you'd better have damn good aim!

At 8/29/09 08:33 PM, Purplefunk wrote: WE'RE PEOPLE TOO YOU FUCKING prick.

I never said you weren't people, you pillock. I said you were idiots.

At 8/29/09 09:09 PM, kman355 wrote: One question, who the fuck is Ted Kennedy?\

*puts flamesuit on*

A drunken, murdering guy who supported the IRA (basically, an Irish terrorist group if you didn't already know).

Unfortunately, because he's a Kennedy, people are supposed to think he's 'awesome.' You just have to love the liberal American media!