im the motherfuckin gong show.

recognize.

shit son i wear two pair of em daily, recognize.

weird

this may be just a single cover, but its still rad

kidnap, rape, kill.

round here we call em FUPA's for fat upper pussy area

and yes, theyre hot as fuck

fuck da mods

It's unlikely.

See, 95% of "people" on here actually represent an elaborate scheme run by Wade and Stamper, who create fake accounts by the thousands.

Now, maybe you're asking how can 2 people post/submit so much?

Well, Stamper has no friends and has a 2 inch erect dick, so he's got mad free time.

Wade's wife left him so now just chills in his basement drinking J&B's and spending 22.5 hours in front of a computer screen.

Whenever the site is slow or no-one is posting, that means that Wade and Stamper are having sex in Wade's bathtub. He's got internet in that thing, but he's too busy choking on dick to surf Newgrounds.

I thought Blow and Fear & Loathing deserved it.

i played "kill your mothers insides" during childbirth

you should've said "now where's his body? I wanna splooge all over his worm-eaten lips."

yeah, blow sure is a great drug.

whenever im with others in the car, i enjoy taking my hands off the wheel entirely, and letting it drift over until the last second, sometimes well into the wrong lanes, then i grab the wheel and save us.

this has to be done on rural-area roads of course where there isn't much traffic.

some people really get freaked out and angry.

ahah, yeah thats it

nah, level 3 is for bitches

yeah everyone already knows about this, and fuck newgrounds until animated sigs return. fuck wade in his wrinkled, crusty pee-hole.

spend it on blow you fool

quit complaing, or ill fucking slit your throat

fuck all you fucking 10 year olds

who the fuck cares?

I admit that I am the most charming, charismatic individual that ever lived.

try to get extra work, then when you're on a set with stunt people, just ask them.

i dunno if i can make it on friday, but i should be around on saturday

im 6 foot 2 and i like to wear green t-shirts

yeah, i love beating off whenever the captain makes an appearance on screen, he's such a stud

At 2/25/08 10:40 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 2/25/08 12:59 AM, cheesebizkit wrote: i only posted a few times back in the first few pages

That's what she said.

my hearing must be delayed about 10 years or so

At 2/25/08 12:58 AM, SNIPER wrote:

At 2/25/08 12:57 AM, cheesebizkit wrote: im neil, wut up

When did you start posting in this thread? :S

I really don't remember seeing you in the thread before. >.>

i only posted a few times back in the first few pages

At 2/25/08 12:55 AM, SNIPER wrote:

At 2/24/08 08:55 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: let's just go to Miami on St.Laurent

wait, who are you? :S

im neil, wut up

every show involving women named jane, connie or jeffery jones

let's just go to Miami on St.Laurent

this thread is mad gay