At 2/11/04 09:43 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Good art, good animation, and he's right, there are plenty of other anal fucking Flash entries on Newgrounds. I have released it back into the portal. It was also properly rated.

KUUUUDOOOOOOS!

i don't understand why the dummy even whistled it...whistles are for...people..

i agree... cencorship should be abolished. you DID put mature content, right? if so, then people DO NOT have to watch it if they don't want to, cause they KNOW what to expect...

//end .02 cents.

i'm in south korea... it'd be slightly difficult for me to see him in philly :D though, when i go back to LA in a couple of months, i expect i'll see him there. :D

actually....i just noticed something... i'd MUCH rather put up with seeing outwar links all over the place....than all these damned popups on NG...

jebus, you guys! haha! i know you need to pay the bills...but in the last 20 minutes or so of perusing NG, mozilla has blocked 34 pop ups already.... JUST from NG. :/

click here to view my outwar profile harahr LOL ASL? 7/f/pics/newyork

bah....for reals...I HATE all them spammed links and stuff. it's so annoying. not only do i see em on every forum in the universe, i've even gotten spammed via AIM...

kudo's to see you BANNING AND DELETING these pin head's stuff.

HTML is cake...skip html, and go right to PHP

if ($_GET['rand'] != '') {

if ($login = sql_query("SELECT id, username FROM {$mysql['pref']}_users WHERE rand = '{$_GET['rand']}' AND approved = 'n' LIMIT 0,1")) {

mysql_query("UPDATE {$mysql['pref']}_users SET rand = '', approved = 'y' WHERE rand = '{$_GET['rand']}'");

if ($rank = sql_query("SELECT ranktitle FROM tgp_ranks WHERE userid = {$login[0]['id']} ORDER BY ranktitle LIMIT 0,1")) {
switch ($rank[0][0]) {
case 1: $level = 1; break;
case 2: $level = 2; break;
default:$level = 0; break;
}
} else {
$level = 0; //user
}

setcookie(session_name(),session_id(),time()+60*60*24*30);
$_SESSION['id'] = $login[0]['id'];
$_SESSION['username'] = $login[0]['username'];
$_SESSION['user_logged_in'] = true;
$_SESSION['level'] = $level;

i think that this lawsuit falls short of being legit. it's a mockery of todays judicial system. why? why exactly are you afraid of a cartoonists name that he's been using for the past 10+ years? what IS in a name to make it so valuable anyways? especally that it's spelled differently. i've met MANY people in my lifetime named Jesus. but that doesn't mean his parent's thought he was the "real" Jesus. in fact, they were all hispanic, so it wasn't even pronounced the same way. hrm. what is the real issue at hand?

that's what i wrote

i think users should have a choice if they want tanks or picos on their site. also, you should use a randomizer logo....so it'll display tanks and picos at random.

also i've noticed that practically no one has watched my new movie jesus was a cowboy go there now damnit, you're going to hell if you don't watch it!

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i couldn't even bring myself to finish watching it, because it was THAT shitty.

it's at www.com3designs.com

At 8/6/01 10:52 AM, TomFulp wrote: Everyone congratulate Wade, he is now a married man! We are all in major flux right now, with Wade getting married and both Ross and I moving to different places. Expect things to really pick up in about two weeks, when we will be around much more than we have been for the past month. I will probably need a few days to go through all the emails complaining about the pop-up ads, though.

We have disabled the auto-refreshing ads, so you will no longer get pop-ups while playing games. The ads will still refresh whenever you click a link, so you can still expect a lot of pop-ups. We don't control this aspect of the ad rotation, but are looking into it. I'm sure it is due to the fact that ads aren't paying well and we need to make up for it with quantity, but I'm sick of it and it has to stop.

Having a VISA pop-up ad every time you go to a new page is not going to sell any more Visa cards, and I'm sure it is paying on a CPA basis (meaning we don't even get paid unless YOU sign up). This idea that "running the ad 1000 times per visitor will generate more revenue" is bullshit and is the reason why the web has failed as a marketing platform.

Yes everyone, we are all fucked and the internet is a big shithole.

I will try to get the pop-ups cut back today, so you won't have to swim through them to use the site. In the meantime, try to support us some by supporting our stupid sponsors! Remember that giant Casino ad that was on the frontpage for a few weeks? They had a really complicated three-step process that had to be completed for us to get our comission. You had to not only sign up and validate your account, but you ALSO had to desposit $50 in your Casino account. So even if we sent them 1000s of registered users, it still hinged upon that $50. Guess what? It generated ZERO "complete" sign-ups . Nada, zip. We didn't get a dime for having that obnoxious ad plastered on the frontpage for all that time. Can you understand why I am in such a pissy mood?

This is so fucking lame... Studies are proving that banner ads actually do increase brand awareness, and we are still getting ass-raped every which way. Why can't a decent company step forward and sponsor Newgrounds? For the cost of one television commercial per month we could ditch all the other advertisers and keep the site running fine. Is anyone willing to step up and do that? Does anyone out there work for "cool" companies, like KMX or RED BULL energy drinks? SOBE Beverages was interested in a sponsorship a while back, but they were bought by COKE and suddenly that wasn't a good idea for them. Well guess what, COKE better learn where its market is - it is right here on the web!

Other studies are proving that TV use is declining in exchange for internet use. Don't companies see any value in that? The average user spends over 20 minutes on Newgrounds, and we get over 100,000 users every day. We are more popular than some TV shows, but we are still getting shit on.

Here is a homework assignmnent. If you work for a company that has ANY INTEREST AT ALL in the Gen-Y / Gen-X market, talk to your friends in the marketing department about Newgrounds. Tell them how for just a small piece of their advertising budget, they could be the sole sponsor of this site. Convince them, because they have their heads up their asses and they aren't listening! Newgrounds is a lifestyle for some people - you can't say that about FRIENDS and the other crap they are putting on TV! Ok, maybe Simpsons, but that's it!

I guess that's the end of this rant.

so how do you get the grfx for this shit? screenshots?
capture card?

GODDAMNIT! YEAH! YOU KNOW WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!

At 7/7/01 05:17 PM, Doodler wrote: Hello. I havent posted in a while.

I dont really care about XBOX, but it's a common topic. Btw, dont fart near the computer, or it will just hang in the air -- it's really nasty.

-Doodler

this is very true...nor should you take a shit in the bathroom next to the computer....cause it lingers also.

i'm just a lowly selfless bottom sucking scum, and i want hits to my website. (my website sucks too) but go anyhow.

ouch....

At 6/27/01 06:30 PM, Emoticons wrote: I'm really; really sorry about this but I have to post this message for 2 reasons:

1/ I want to be the first to make my mark on this response page so I can gain an ounce of personal pride and achievement that I managed to get there first and slightly boosting my self esteem and...

FUCKER! i was trying to do that too! but i forgot to put in my password! so it made me re write it! damnit!

i'm just waiting for more "stile sux" galleries....

this is a bit off the subject, but i gotta bit of beef with you (the creator[s] of NG)...

these ads man. these ADS MAN! the ADS are too much, too many. i totally realize that a site of this magnitude needs to be paid for and shit, but can't you fund some sponsors? i would MUCH rather see 100 ads on the screen, than this 20 auto refresh where the freggin things pop up all over me. so far, just writing what i have so far, i've had 3 pop ups...all of which interrupted my writing. 3 in just a minu----wait, there was another one----te or so. come on tommy fulpy boy. help us out. put the ads all over the screen, but make em STOP POPPIN UP on us. pleaase. (there was another ad) how are wew supposed to enjoy movies? 4 ads popped up when i tried to watch mario twins...all 4 sent the mario swf behind the main window.

---end (another pop up) of blog.

cheepskaight

www.udamann.com

in RE: to that, no, i wasn't exagerating (spelling?) at all. hmm....you guys using IE 6.0?

www.udamann.com

this is a bit off the subject, but i gotta bit of beef with you (the creator[s] of NG)...

these ads man. these ADS MAN! the ADS are too much, too many. i totally realize that a site of this magnitude needs to be paid for and shit, but can't you fund some sponsors? i would MUCH rather see 100 ads on the screen, than this 20 auto refresh where the freggin things pop up all over me. so far, just writing what i have so far, i've had 3 pop ups...all of which interrupted my writing. 3 in just a minu----wait, there was another one----te or so. come on tommy fulpy boy. help us out. put the ads all over the screen, but make em STOP POPPIN UP on us. pleaase. (there was another ad) how are wew supposed to enjoy movies? 4 ads popped up when i tried to watch mario twins...all 4 sent the mario swf behind the main window.

---end (another pop up) of blog.

cheepskaight

www.udamann.com

ummm..i didn't know there was a dead baby contest...

WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED? who is prikedelik, and what movies did he make? please be so kind as to email your response, being i just lost my dsl, and i'm on a 56k (meaning, it's so slow, i'm getting pissed, and i'm going to throw my computer off my balcony...so i'll have to check email somewhere else)

ya drunk...

mother folkner......

fuckin a. i've noticed your lack of blasphemy around your "siblings" kinda nerve wracking when yer an ass like i am. oh yeah.....let him ask. can't hurt. not a violation, i don't think, from the way you explained it....then again, i wasn't there. so i really don't know. perhaps you were just feeling defensive. i dunno. p.s......i miss the old newgrounds site sooooooooooooo much. no, it take ng a hella long time to load. i don't mean cause a busy server either, i mean something in the html.....(i know cause it's happened to me, and i get NO traffic to my site
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