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At 11/12/08 06:21 PM, penguinfire3 wrote:

At 11/12/08 06:17 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: *slurp slurp*

Ha ha wow a mod posted in my thread. *bows down.

ahahahahahahahahahaha, oh god!

ITT: brownnosing.

iron cobra lefty double pedal and some HHX sabian cymbals.

At 11/12/08 06:03 PM, MidnightHowl wrote:

At 11/12/08 06:00 PM, chaw wrote: I doubt that
A) you smoked weed
and
B) you hallucinated.

Weed is not a hallucinogenic drug. Ask JPG-9000 he knows all about it.

I know, thats why I doubt you hallucinated.
unless it's your first time and your really young, I doubt you had any kind of experience like the one you noted. I doubt you've ever seen marijuana, to be honest.

I doubt that
A) you smoked weed
and
B) you hallucinated.

At 11/12/08 05:46 PM, Poppa-Boogaloo wrote: One time I was caught with my penis in an infant. Which is kind of funny.

or hot, depending on how you look at it.

thanks for the kind words guys.

guitar - La Villa Strangiato, rush
Bass - Malignant Narcissism, rush
Drums - Dance of Eternity, Dream theater
vocals - wheel in the sky, Journey.

sup guys, I'm looking to join the crew.
heres 10 bands I listen to:
Dream Theater (mostly, huge fan),
Opeth,
Symphony X,
Behold the Arctopus,
Samuel Jackson 5,
Meshuggah,
Stratovarius,
3 Inches of Blood,
Liquid Tension Experiment,
MullMuzzler.

as you can tell I'm heavily Prog influenced. I listen to alot of Rush, Yes and ELP as well.
thanks!

I'm doing A Level psychology. the hard thing is just remembering studys and dates, and names if possible. the actual method isn't hard at all, I advise you go for it.

At 11/12/08 05:03 PM, sweet21 wrote: why would you let the doctor check your cock?if i let a doctor check mine i would make sure it was a hot nurse(i might get sumpin' in return ;D)not some random doctor,but even then this disease is genetic er started at birth isnt it?

nah, it's a result of me not pulling my foreskin back enough when I was a young 'un. which I still am, but more so.
anyway, to be honest when it comes down to it you need to have a proffesional handle your cawk. at least I'm getting my problem solved.

GCSE maths was actually quite easy. I'm appaling with numbers but got a nice healthy C, which is what I needed to get into college.
just do a bit of revision and don't be a fool and I assure you the passing grade isn't a problem.

penises.
yes, for once it's not misleading, this is actually a cock topic.

anyway, the story goes that I found a thread on NG ages ago about people complaining about a condition called phimosis. so, as a sensible young adult, I go see a doctor and ask him to handle my penis. of course, it was slightly embarresing.
so the doctor, being the kind man he is, has a little fondle and books me an appoinment to see a GP at the hospital.

about a month on, I finally go to hospital and the doctor greets me with a huge grin on his face.
"MR CARTER!", he proclaimed.
"I HEAR YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FORESKIN!"
at which point I had a small mental-breakdown. he whipped down my trousers and had a good look around.
"AH, IT CERTAINLY IS VERY TIGHT".
he told me the only way out was through circumsicion. now, don't call me a pussy, but this doesn't sound very appealing. this is where my half of the story comes to an end, as I am yet to get the surgery - I'm going to be getting it late november/early december (incedently my birthday is on the 7th of december, so that should be a rocking party).

my friend of about 3 or 4 years heard about this from me, and laughed about it. as anyone would, since it's a relatively humurous tale. of course, he took the jokes a little too far (taking the ends off bananas in front of me, etc.) but it was all in good fun.
but then, he received what I consider INSTANT karma. about a day after I told him he went on holiday, and slammed gooch-first into a bollard.
GOOCH + CEMENT = NOT A FUN DAY.
however, in a one in a million chance, the way the concrete damaged his oh-so-gentle under bottom meant that a constant blood-flow went to his penis...
my friend had a constant erection. and he was on holiday.
he had this sustained erection for about a week, without telling anyone, not his parents, his siblings, only me.
of course, feeling karma had gone it's course, I told everyone I knew. he didn't mind, I consider it perks after a 3 or 4 year friendship.
so, my friend also goes to hospital, and has to go under immediate surgery. he spends over night on LOCAL anaesthetic having springs put into his pseudo-vagina to control the blood flow. and even after that, a week or so on and he still has a raging semi.
the irony of his part is that the whole day he spent in hospital he was sitting next to an impotent guy. must have been painful.

so, discussion arising, what do you guys think of this story, and do any of you have, or have had any embarresing problems involving your beautiful nether-regions?

he sounds like his ego's got slightly to large for his head.
assuming he has a normal sized head.
I suggest you tell him to get his act together rather than trying to become some bass-god - a band needs a slight amount of modesty really. or not even that, but not in your face arrogance.

waaah.
use the search bar, that kind of thread is made about twice a day.

jesus christ, the dead horse has now been beaten to a mushy pulp. will they give up this fucking franchise?

Honor Thy Father by dream theater, wicked heavy riff... that or These walls by said band.
also, Circumstances by Rush and Hoedown by emerson lake and palmer, even though the riff is on keyboard.

At 11/7/08 08:58 AM, REDSPADES wrote: Umm, all the first songs of the 3 starting posts, done by fuckin Led Zepp.

WhoTF is Rush?!

wow, your an idiot.

I think Rush just got all the credit they deserve in this one thread. good job guys, get the proggers back on top.

At 11/6/08 07:07 PM, risboIla wrote: Here's an excerpt from a post by someone who have absolutely no idea.

At 11/6/08 06:57 PM, chaw wrote: it's NOT just about rights. it's about being treated the same as everyone else, because thats all a gay person is.

Feel obliged to point and laugh at his foolishness.

and what makes your point any more valid than mine?

At 11/6/08 05:29 PM, Rosenrot-I wrote: No not really. Rasputin is serious business. He got shot, stabbed, poisoned, hit on the head, drowned and he still lived. He's one hardcore motherfucker.

beat me too it.
man was a fucking DON.

I think this is a bit silly, really.
in the video linked before, one of the main points was what children were taught.
well, why can't they be taught about same-sex marriage?
and WHY should same-sex marriage not be allowed? if two people love each other, they have the right to be together and to not be "down-graded" to another class of person.
it's NOT just about rights. it's about being treated the same as everyone else, because thats all a gay person is.
anyway, the only reason I could see this really happening would be if only christian people could get married (or whichever religion you are regarding your own church). considering atheists get married, why not gays? (not trying to compare one to the other.)

At 11/6/08 06:34 PM, Rig wrote: Despite how unpopular, conservative, and downright wrong I'm about to become, I'm in favour of the ban.

Flame me, please.

care to say why?
I'm kind of on the fence, because I'm not too hot on marriage as it is anyway, but I'd like to know your reasoning behind it.

Jack Shit George by Ian Dury and the Blockheads.
look it up on youtube, excellent lyrics.

man, the X-factor sucks ass.
it's blatantly all fake, and everyones like some cookie cut of a "pop singer".
it's sad, they all sound and look the same.

uh... 10 x 10 what, exactly? centimeters? miles? kilometers?

when lucien kills your dog in fable 2 :(

i liked the bit where the ferry came out of her arse.

I fuck up alot playing instruments because I always push myself to play something harder than I can cope with.
so something I can do without fucking up would be....
I dunno, writing?

NOS and Weed here. nothing heavier.
drink every now and then too.