1,492 Forum Posts by "chaw"
At 11/1/07 07:24 PM, armstrong1 wrote: ok guys we all have diffferent opinons i guess i completly dont hate every gay but its just wrong man!!!!
no it's not. it's something that just happens. you just feel it and you can't explain it.
so
get
off
our
fucking
backs.
At 11/1/07 06:50 PM, armstrong1 wrote: ok im sorry to all the gay fags out there. but im sick and tired of seein some fagot out on the street and people thinking its ok!!! i don't know is it just me??
do you have a problem, mate?
*clicks knuckles*
At 11/1/07 06:47 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Geez shut the fuck up. Its not funny and no one cares so why even make a post about it? Put it in your profile where it will disappear in the depths of your loneliness.
leave the guy alone you sad wanker! all he was doing was sharing what he thought was quite an amusing story, and I thought it was quite funny. why don't you go back to your hole and don't come out until you decide that it's better to not say anything than say something horrid.
people like you sicken me.
I only started actually using the newgrounds forums yesterday, and I wouldn't consider myself to suck, but then thats not really for me to judge. anyway, whats the point in this topic? surely it doesn't matter when you sign up, but the contributions you've made? surely people who signed up early this year and made alot of flash's, brought some laughter to the forums are better than people who've only made sour comments since '02, or any other year for that fact.
eeeh, I can't be arsed. argue all you like.
you can't really compare most classic rock with the killers but nevertheless...
band names.
well, you could always take the easy way out and go for "*frontman* and the *rest of band*" like I did for my first band, "mike and the manwanglers". that took all of 5 minutes to come up with. the band I recently joined was called Delegate Zero - god knows how they came up with it, but hell, it sounds cool. I think if you can find a thrase that can be changed or hasn't been used yet, that also helps with coming up with a cool band name.
Carpe Diem for example.
anyway, good luck!
At 11/1/07 04:36 PM, mr-noob-123 wrote: Its true Im the alt of a moderator.
Its true, I molested half your family and sexually abused your pets. I then proceeded and killed your parents.
hey, there the conditions on which you get to be a moderator.
whoever you are, your an annoyance!
:D
arrogant smart.. gay?
hahahhaa. I'm not arrogant at all.
couple of months ago I was getting ready to go to berlin and a couple of kids asked me where I was going. I said
"berlin"
they said - "wheres that then?"
I said "it's the capital of germany"
and one of them turned to another one and said "heh, I told you he was a nerd"
seriously.
what the hell.
immaturity is the best thing ever. period.
*giggles*
period
p.s: typing snigers (put in an extra G) isn't allowed. how. very. silly.
Oh yeah their earlier work from 70's through the following eighties were pretty damn awesome.But have you thought that their last albums from the 90's early or late 80's we're bad?
hmm, that depends. some of the stuff certainly was, like hot space - the entire album was poop to be honest. but even the songs on that album were good live. I suppose they did come out with some bad stuff, but it was still decent. the 70's stuff though - hard rock!
a few people back talking about
A) bicycle race being a wierd song - yeah it was, but it was all about 70's culture and politics - the cold war "don't want to be a candidate for vietnam" as one line goes, and the mention of star wars and Jaws among other things.
B) this is the first forum I've been on where some people actually appreciate queens early work. I salute you!
deadbaby jokes?
the best ones are always really horrible. IE:
whats the diffrence between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't cum on an apple before I eat it!
or, what I consider one of the worst jokes (offensive wise) ever...
Whats pink and hard and makes women scream?
Cot death.
yeah. eek.
racist and sexist jokes? gottem right here!
why is stevie wonder always smiling?
cos he doesn't know he's black!
why can't helen keller drive?
cos she's a WOMAN.
peace!
will I get killed for admitting I'm Bisexual? :P
I think though, if I was just gay, I'd be just as flamboyant as I am now.
and I'm pretty damn flamboyant.
I saw the rocky horror show live last year on halloween with some friends at our local theatre. god, it was fantastic, especially when we all did the time warp :P
At 10/31/07 06:04 PM, KingPaulP wrote: I'm a guy and if i dont say so myself i am sexy.
lies! no guys on the internets are sexy!
At 10/31/07 06:03 PM, M-to-the-C wrote: I know there is such a huge list of girls on NG and I was wondering who here is actually a guy?
I better there couldn't be more then 20, 30 at most
I know! there so rare! but I haven't checked for a while...
I may be one of them!!!!!11!
At 10/29/07 11:13 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote:At 10/29/07 11:12 PM, amplefied wrote:Rush and Queen.At 10/29/07 11:09 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: I think you are giving them a bit too much credit. They are good, but there are better band out there.Examples plz
QFFT!
about time someone gave queen the credit they deserve - especially a rush fan TOO ;o
ah right, cheers.
new to the site so sorry if I've done something wrong :S
I'll leave it here for now - but it's in my profile incase it gets deleted. cheers for the fast feedback!
Hey there! not only is this my first topic, but I want to make a few notes and just say, I'm probably going to get alot of negative feedback for this, and it's not appreciated - it's only a bit of fun and if you don't like it, go somewhere else.
this is my attempt at a innuendo-filled pirate/jedi gay love story, and I thought putting it on a huge forum like this might get some critisicm thats needed and some positive feedback.
I'm submitting this for my english coursework in school
Enjoy!
-Joe
Davy Jones's Diary
Chapter 1
"Zhar Lestin, even old Johnny Roger cannae describe how much I love you!"
"Captain Harlock, I gave up my vows as a Jedi to be with you - I love you too. Be with me for ever!"
They kissed.
Eeeew, gaaay.
This is the current day. 15 years ago, platonic love between these two would not have been allowed. Lets find out why...
15 years prior
The battle raged on - thousands upon thousands of Pirates at the command of there one quartermaster (it's all about the booty) splashing against the 20 or so Jedi like an aggressive bearded tide, they threw themselves against the handful of Jedi which pushed them back time after time. "we aint makin' no impact cappin'! there too strong!" cried one pirate, amidst the ragged tide.
"keep on pushin' lad! They'll fall back eventually!" the captain roared.
"that's what she said!" came a whimpered reply.
He had to admit though, it looked grim. The Jedi were indeed beating off all attackers and now had the pirates forming a circle around them, none daring to edge closer and enter the Jedi's ring. Every now and then a pirate would jab at there defensive circle, but to no avail.
Meanwhile, Captain Harlock was searching through some remains of a burned down Jedi tent - and there he saw him. Blonde haired, blue eyes, masculine features - two noses - he was perfect! He lay down, eyes open yet knocked out, waiting for his captain charming. Completely thrown off guard at this thought, he tried to shake himself out of this state of mind. Homosexuality? It's not something that pirates come across! He once again tried to dismiss the thought, but nothing happened. The man was just what he wanted. He knelt down, and made sure he was out of sight of his pirate comrades before gently shaking the man to wake him.
The mystery man slowly started coming back. Then with a jolt, he sat up and screamed. Harlock very quickly shushed him before realising this man was not a pirate - but a Jedi! Harlock was shocked - homosexuality was bad enough among the ranks of piracy, but this was the enemy.
"what be your name, laddie?" said Harlock softly.
"... Zhar.... Les.. Lest... in.." Zhar said wearily.
"we better take you somewhere safe!" chuckled Harlock jovially, still attempting to dismiss the strange thoughts that had penetrated his fortress of a mind.
He picked up the frail body of the Jedi and sneaked off into the distance, while behind him the battle still raged on.
By now there was only a few score pirates left and there captains, yet only 5 Jedi remained - it was the end of the mighty battle and it had cost many lives. The floor was littered with beardy body's, and already ravens were flying down for feeding.
that, my friend, was fekkin hilarious.
MOAR
