1,492 Forum Posts by "chaw"
At 2/9/09 02:26 PM, chris4322 wrote: .
so Newgrounds, wish me luck. I'm off to get part of my genatalia removed so I can have sex in the future. it'll be a painful process, and will leave me pantless and not able to walk for a week.you know how this could of been avoided.
the story of my cock.
pray tell.
At 2/9/09 02:22 PM, Gimmesuga wrote: my penis hurts to because i masterbated so hard last nite...
congratulations.
and not just any penis.
my penis.
it started about 6 months ago, when I discovered "phimosis" on wikipedia, through people linking various subjects.
I was shocked. I thought my penis was completely normal.
only it wasn't.
I went through about a month of moral dillemna of what to do. this involved sitting at home and stretching my foreskin, various other things, but nothing worked.
so I told my mum, and I got an appointment at the doctors.
I was greeted by a 7 foot tall german man who lied me down and played around with my dick. he kept on saying things like "don't worry, I do this every day", but it really didn't help, especially not with that thick german accent.
so, he looks at me square in the crotch, and says:
"you need an operation".
I was terrified, I honestly didn't know what to do. I was booked an appointment at the local hospital, and they took it from there. investigating, pulling, you know the drill.
it was decided I needed a circumsision. of course I was scared, and I still am.
the first set appointment was just after christmas. I was waiting avidly for the day, to get it all over with, but the DAY before the hospital rang up and cancelled it, due to "a lack of beds".
I was furious. I rang them up and demanded another appointment.
the 16th of feb.
monday.
so Newgrounds, wish me luck. I'm off to get part of my genatalia removed so I can have sex in the future. it'll be a painful process, and will leave me pantless and not able to walk for a week.
the story of my cock.
Dream Theater - Scenes from a Memory
a genuine masterpiece. tells a really deep story, amazing instrumentals and fantastic recurring riffs. the lyrics are really good work, and... well, most of it is perfect.
Rush - Hemispheres
not one bad song. each one highly memorable and some masterpieces (La Villa Strangiato)
I think it would be good if you didn't make a manga.
I dunno, I never make huge blog posts (but I used to write songs and stories, for shits and giggles), and I never really got any comments. only recently do I get the odd one or two.
meh, it's not like it's a big deal.
finally, a realistic thread about newgrounders and relationships.
no, I can confirm this, i've played the demo and it sucks huge dick.
wow, your life really isn't bad at all.
At 2/5/09 07:14 PM, Jake wrote: Honesty, I enjoy reading the sob stories. Nothing cures a shitty day better than reading about someone else's even shittier day.
I have to agree with you there.
happy 12,200 post btw.
not really a trap, but it's recently been snowing alot in britain, and I had the satisfaction of creating a HUGE snowball while walking to my friends house, then waiting for him to open the door and bringing the pain.
watching that collosal amount of snow impact his jewish face was the most amazing thing I have ever experienced.
At 2/5/09 06:58 PM, Phratt wrote: The only negatives about Weed is that It gets you addicted and that it drastically narrows your lung span and stamina.
...no, it doesn't.
Before i get flamed for telling the truth, Let me explain. Everyone that said weed is not addictive, likely still does weed, which therefore makes their opinion moot. Just you because these THINK they can stop, doesn't mean they can, cause evidently, they are still potheads.
no, because I've been smoking for a while and I CAN stop, and I have done for months. I simply started because I had no reason to not want to. it doesn't "narrow your lung span", and your stamina either. tobacco does, weed does not.
Try pot out, make your self happy, but you'll get addicted and be more irate when you're not high. These are just the very close observations of the 20+ potheads that are my friends.
i.e.: try it out, but you'll become a pothead with no aspirations?
there isn't anything wrong with marijuana. pull your head out of the propaganda you've swallowed and actually look up some stuff.
At 2/5/09 06:48 PM, TSstudios wrote: you can get addicted,
instantly flawed. the addiction you could get for marijuana is no more potent than an addiction for chocolate or burgers.
why the hell do you think people do it all the time and get arrested ?
the only person I know who got arrested with marijuana wasn't arrested BECAUSE of marijuana. if your sensible, your not going to get in trouble.
Its okay to try it I guess, but only ONCE.
it's dangerous before you are 13-15 (pubesence), but then it's relatively harmless. if you enjoy it, why only once?
you can still have a smell if your outside,
it's very hard to tell unless you've been smoking copious amounts.
and the only stupid thing you'll do is feel trippy cause everything moves in slow motion.
nothing "moves in slow motion". it depends on the person, but usually takes form in either insessent giggling, wanting to eat or being mellow.
sometimes people get all 3.
derailed enough?
remember to inhale.
deeply.
I'll keep this relatively short.
I've always wondered why each individual person visits the BBS on newgrounds. so anyone care to tell me why? is it out of habit? do you come on here to relax? if so, what relaxes you about posting or reading other posts?
wouldn't you rather spend your time doing something constructive?
personally, I think my coming here is habitual. I sit down, load up the pc and simply lurk the forums, taking in all of the information. then, I regurgitate all the random crap I learned to people I know, so I come off as relatively intelligent.
tl;dr: why do you come on the BBS?
At 1/28/09 04:55 PM, sirtom93 wrote:At 1/28/09 04:50 PM, chaw wrote: audio mod, because I could actually do it.Anyone that is willing to actually be an audio mod, I support.
call me willing then.
audio mod, because I could actually do it.
I read the thread title as "I wish the Looney Toons Were Black".
that would have been awesome.
At 1/26/09 04:09 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Wahahaaha, I don't have a prostate, therefore
BYE GUYS
*goes to fap*
I think your lying.
nearly all of these things are completely normal.
you develop patterns as a child and some of them you fail to break out of - I still try to go up stairs in an even number.
I think what annoys me is the vast amount of people who label themselves as OCD who have these completely normal little procedures without getting diagnosed.
without diagnosis, calling yourself OCD or any other similar mental issue is just down right silly.
I am the god of Hellfire!
and I bring you...
At 1/22/09 06:26 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:At 1/22/09 05:21 PM, chaw wrote: good evening.My, what astounding quality!
only the best.
I'd give a shit if skins was any good.
I remember bill bailey being in it, and almost crying to see he'd been reduced to such lameness.
this is a far better way of teaching children about this kind of thing.
it eliminates sex as a taboo, if you know what I mean. the same thing should be done in the states and england.
happy birthday, I always see some amazing photoshops from you.
keep it up man.
spend £50 on weed and £50 on chocolate bars.
sit in a chair, put on tv and commence.
