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Response to: Black History Month Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

I celebrated by getting closer to my black friend.

naah, not really.

Response to: British Anti-Marijuana Ad Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

At 3/3/09 11:23 AM, unowned wrote: i am superior, and i dont even care

lol, denial.

Response to: Newgrounds Battle Of The Bands!!! Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

1. Dream Theater
2. Rush
3. Liquid Tension Experiment

Response to: British Anti-Marijuana Ad Posted March 3rd, 2009 in General

At 3/3/09 11:03 AM, unowned wrote: no, i started very young, so it wouldnt be possible

you know you got a problem when you talk about weed every single day

you arent going to get anywhere with your unimaginative literature, rght handed scum

no, your in denial, and you got schooled.

Response to: Eye of Ra (new tat?) Posted March 2nd, 2009 in General

At 3/2/09 02:45 PM, IIlIllIII wrote: Well im into tribal tatoos

insert comment about cliche here.

Response to: Who likes painkillers? Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

At 3/1/09 11:26 AM, unowned wrote: its you're. and it is an actual drug

sorry, I'm dyslexic.
and yes, it is a drug, but not a recreational drug. that isn't arguable, and thats what I meant.
painkillers - so called because they kill pain. not created for getting you high. I know too many people who have fucked up on codine.

Response to: Who likes painkillers? Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

your dumb for getting high off pills. if your going to poison your body like that, why not take an actual drug? guaranteed, its not good for you, but why bother with the shitty high from painkillers?
weed ftw.

Response to: What do your friends call you? Posted March 1st, 2009 in General

by my first or second, or both. I know about 8 or 9 other people with my first name who are in a similar crowd, so phone calls are always "hi Joe Carter", or teachers, who usually just go with Carter.

Response to: They should legalize all drugs Posted February 26th, 2009 in General

At 2/26/09 05:23 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 2/26/09 05:12 PM, DanTheBard wrote: so if they were gonna do drugs they have already done them they shouldn't be being mass produced because the same amount of people would already buy them.
If you believe that then you are extremely naive.

no, he has a point. the majority of drug abusers will do the drugs if they are legal or illegal - but someone who opposes to taking drugs, which is a large majority of people, do not oppose them purely on the ground that they are illegal - its what they ARE.
a small number of people, it is true, would take the opportunity to try them because they became legal, but the majority of people who oppose drugs would not - if sticking nails in your eyes became legal, would you do it? alot of people would take a similar standpoint.

Response to: They should legalize all drugs Posted February 26th, 2009 in General

At 2/26/09 05:17 PM, triplenoob wrote: fact 1: drug abuse leads to highness, mind blindness, and under judgment.

note abuse. just because something is legalised does not mean it is allowed to be "abused". something illegal has just as much chance.

fact 2: unhealthy population, more medical needs, and less docs.

the people who would usually not do drugs would carry on not doing drugs. the fact that they are illegal isn't what puts people off - its the effects and the negatives of the specific substance.

fact 3: a high driver is a killing machine.

so is a drunk driver. should we ban alchohol?

Response to: They should legalize all drugs Posted February 26th, 2009 in General

At 2/26/09 05:12 PM, krazykangaroo wrote: all drugs you say? ok there chief, im sure people would handle cocaine very well and the murder rate wouldnt skyrocket at all!
/sarcasm

hey kid.
just letting you know, cocaine doesn't alter your mindset in the way you think, and the only people who would murder while on cocaine are people who would murder you without it.
just letting you know.

Response to: They should legalize all drugs Posted February 26th, 2009 in General

the side effects of drugs being illegal outweights the bad in drugs being legal.
zerok is right - you'd have huge economic damage if you legalised and mass produced drugs, BUT, a huge percentage of the taxpayers money goes towards funding drug busts and anti-drug policies used in the police. the amount of money spent because of drugs being illegal is insane, because its not free market. because its so hard to get hold of certain drugs, the price is very, very high.
and not only for the user. the more expensive the product, the bigger conntotations it has on the market.
if your an american and truly believe in "free market", drugs should definatly be legal. I do not condone the use of hard drugs, but its simply illogical when so much money funds fighting drug-related crime.

Response to: It's Dan's birthday Posted February 26th, 2009 in General

in the end, it was all about razer.
shit, it was made of titanium and could rip through most other metals. it was part-bird, part-reptile, and part-machine!

Response to: Normal Lefty vs. Retarded Lefty Posted February 25th, 2009 in General

At 2/25/09 02:05 PM, Gagsy wrote: Holy fuck, load of awesome NG left handed people.

schit yeah. lefty for life.

Response to: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

At 2/24/09 09:10 AM, MercatorMap wrote:
At 2/24/09 09:08 AM, chaw wrote:
never, you elitist wanker.
Having a discussion with you appears to be pointless. I'll make a note of not attempting to even have a conversation with you in the future due to your lack of maturity and complete dickheadedness.

hey, thats your loss.

Response to: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

At 2/24/09 09:06 AM, MercatorMap wrote:
At 2/24/09 09:05 AM, chaw wrote:
I could care less if I'm "immature". I found the movie funny, seriously.
everyone has different tastes.
so yeah, fuck you.
Suck my dick?

never, you elitist wanker.

Response to: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

At 2/24/09 08:11 AM, MercatorMap wrote:
At 2/24/09 07:50 AM, chaw wrote: I'm sorry, I forgot your opinion is so much better than everyone elses.
I thought that movie was funny, and I'm 17. fuuuck yooou.
It isn't better. It's more valid.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kung_pow /

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/

Fuck you? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're immature. Grow up pl0x.

I could care less if I'm "immature". I found the movie funny, seriously.
everyone has different tastes.
so yeah, fuck you.

Response to: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Posted February 24th, 2009 in General

At 2/24/09 07:39 AM, MercatorMap wrote: That was a horrible movie.

Only funny to 13 year olds.

Oh wait, I forgot, this site is filled with them.

Kung Fu Hustle was MUCH MUCH better.

I'm sorry, I forgot your opinion is so much better than everyone elses.
I thought that movie was funny, and I'm 17. fuuuck yooou.

Response to: Music is not life! Posted February 23rd, 2009 in General

At 2/23/09 06:34 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Seriously im sick of seeing these whiney teenagers cry over having to take their headphones off in class its fucking pathetic wearing those small headphones in your ears does not make you look bad ass and neither does your imitation ipods.

what the hell is so important about listening to music anyway?

because to some people music is genuinely important.
if I had the dillemna of losing my eyes or ears, I'd lose my eyes, because my hearing is too precious. music is amazing.
hell man, everything has something that floats its specific boat.

Response to: My friend is a douche! Posted February 23rd, 2009 in General

At 2/23/09 05:23 PM, Sanjay wrote: I never was good at skiing. Sorry.

I actually applauded in real life at that.
its been a long week.

Response to: Tropic Thunder, Really? Posted February 23rd, 2009 in General

its not. its laughing at method actors being so over-extreme.
it makes fun of a stereotype PORTRAYED by a method actor.
oh wait, your thick as shit.
sorry.

Response to: This 4/20? Posted February 22nd, 2009 in General

At 2/22/09 04:34 PM, evan210 wrote:
At 2/22/09 03:35 PM, AngelSierra wrote: 4/20? as in April 20?
If so...thats my birthday
woah, that's FOUR bad things on 4/20!
1: Hitler's birthday
2: Columbine
3: Pot day
4: A moron's birthday

surely you mean 3 bad things?

Response to: Guitar Hero ___ Posted February 20th, 2009 in Video Games

no GH: Dream Theater?
they have an insanely extensive catalogue of songs.. and all of them are MADE for guitar.

Response to: Back to school Monday.. Posted February 20th, 2009 in General

I've had the shittiest half-term ever.
I got circumcised on monday, so I've spend all this week in bed on my laptop, moping.
and I've got no work done :/

Response to: Futurama Or The Simpsons? Posted February 17th, 2009 in General

At 2/17/09 06:14 AM, unowned wrote: simpsons
i go to art school i know what im talking about

i.e.: I got to art school so my opinion is undeniably better than everyone elses.

Response to: Columbine adventures 7th Posted February 16th, 2009 in General

you should be able to laugh anything off.
I was recently in hospital for embarresing surgery - I laughed it off.
my mum had cancer - I supported her, and laughed it off.
9-11 - after due time, we laugh it off.
if you can't make jokes about something, it ends up becoming unspeakable and horrific. you can still pay respect to something horrific and have a joke.

Response to: A story about a penis. Posted February 16th, 2009 in General

At 2/16/09 09:56 AM, Otto wrote: I like having a healthy, good penis!

I look forward to that in about 4 weeks ;)

Response to: A story about a penis. Posted February 16th, 2009 in General

At 2/16/09 09:17 AM, Lizzardis wrote: OOO, so you had it done.
How are you so far dude?
Are you and your little fella hanging out ok?

it went fine. im just a BIT sore, haha.
my little fella is covered in a dressing.
my penis is a salad.

Response to: A story about a penis. Posted February 16th, 2009 in General

At 2/16/09 09:06 AM, carlosbarn wrote: Pics or gtfo

I don't want to upload pictures of my bandage covered dong to newgrounds thanks.
you just have to take my word for it, but I suppose that isn't enough proof.
I'll tell you what though, im still off my tits on anaesthetic and painkillers :D

Response to: A story about a penis. Posted February 16th, 2009 in General

Update - im in bed with my mums laptop. the operation was a complete success!
thanks for everyones support. general anaesthetic is really fun!