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Response to: Happy new year!... Yeah i know. Posted December 31st, 2006 in General
At 12/31/06 03:44 AM, Xragon wrote: Don't worry bout it, in time they will... hopefully we even get some drunken posters!

...that's where my hopes come in.

Response to: Happy new year!... Yeah i know. Posted December 31st, 2006 in General

Happy New Year, all you NGers out there. Get piss-drunk for me!

Response to: Kid shoots self in face, retarded. Posted December 30th, 2006 in General
At 12/29/06 02:33 PM, Suffering wrote: What the fuck did he put it into a vice for.

To hit it's primer, of course!

Response to: This Wallet is kick ass Posted December 29th, 2006 in General
At 12/29/06 10:05 PM, modestcasanova wrote: I don't get it what does it represent? :/

I'm sorry. You need to jump off a bridge...

NES Controller.
Response to: Damn you, wall! Posted December 29th, 2006 in General
At 12/29/06 08:13 PM, Wurmy1029 wrote: Do I win yet?

Yes, best so far.

Response to: wtf is up with barrel rolls Posted December 29th, 2006 in General

In a gunfight, it gives you the advantage of being a smaller moving target. In a dogfight, it gives you the advantage of a rapidly changing target. But either way...

DO A BARREL ROLL

Response to: Sell your soul? Posted December 29th, 2006 in General
At 12/29/06 06:37 PM, DJJ-asshole wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/My-friends-Human-Soul-Got h-Girl-Pretty-Free-S-H-NR_W0QQitemZ1200689181 95QQihZ002QQcategoryZ102507QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewIt em

Soul for you.

What. The. Fuck.

Response to: How many babies could you take on? Posted December 29th, 2006 in General

Maybe 20 with the steel pole, I don't know, babies kind of move slowly.... or not at all.

Response to: china makes a glowing pig Posted December 29th, 2006 in General
At 12/29/06 06:27 PM, RacistBassist wrote: And this is useful how?

...which they hope will boost stem cell research, Xinhua news agency said.

Something like that.

Response to: china makes a glowing pig Posted December 29th, 2006 in General
At 12/29/06 06:25 PM, manwith10toes wrote: glow in the dark fun

I say it's about damn time!

Response to: Internet wedding! Posted December 29th, 2006 in General
At 12/29/06 04:39 AM, chasemanjansen wrote: I"m open for marriage. I want to be the husband.

"Dear [insert user name], will you take my hand in marriage?"

Come on, you sluts! Marry the me!

Response to: Finish the Phrase! Posted December 29th, 2006 in General
At 12/29/06 04:12 AM, TechnoTrepidity wrote: Put an ending on the following phrases:

My, what a lovely...

Day outside... I'll spend it inside because IM'A LAZEE.

Is that the...

Bitch who messed me up last night? Time to set things straight... *cocks gun*

Put that...

In the trunk! Fuck, the cops are coming!

Tom Fulp is...

The bitch who knocked me out last night. Now dead, sry tawm :'(

I am...

A vicious, 7 foot tall baby eating madman! ARRRGHHH.

I'm wasting so much time on Newgrounds because...

I'm a losserr babyyy.... so why don't ya kill meeeeee...

Response to: Internet wedding! Posted December 29th, 2006 in General

I"m open for marriage. I want to be the husband.

"Dear [insert user name], will you take my hand in marriage?"

Response to: Mario or Sonic? Posted December 28th, 2006 in General

Mario. I was raised a Nintendo fan. Never have owned a Sega console in my life... well... except for the Game Gear, which kicked major ass. It went under for some reason, Why?
It was doing well!

</childhoodgamingmemories>

Response to: Zelda Oot Rumors Help And Findings Posted December 28th, 2006 in General
At 12/28/06 06:42 PM, Damian6 wrote: There's this thing when you go to meet Zelda as young link for the first time and through the window you can see a poster of Mario.

And Bowser, and Peach...

Like, the whole Nintendo Superstar lineup is there.

Response to: Cliffy B is a scientologist. Posted December 28th, 2006 in General

I've never played the game, but I've heard the name. Fuck Scientology, and your rich-people magnets, you!

Response to: Click to Play Posted December 28th, 2006 in General

Ok.. I'll play.

Response to: I wonder which bullet killed him? Posted December 28th, 2006 in General

He was shot 68 times...

I would have shot him 69.

Response to: Do you like Spongebob? Posted December 27th, 2006 in General

*Raises hand*

CHOCOLATTEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to: The blackest man in america Posted December 27th, 2006 in General
At 9/6/06 12:03 AM, Koosalagoopagoop wrote: Need I say more?

He scares me.

Response to: This is like a screamer. Posted December 27th, 2006 in General

It wasn't that much of a screamer, but yes, it probably would scare the bejesus out of any young'un.

Response to: Gerald Ford is dead =( Posted December 27th, 2006 in General

He died in my home state, too. Damn.

R.I.P, mate.

Response to: This thread will alter your life. Posted December 27th, 2006 in General

My mind slightly tilted to the right after reading that.

Response to: Goooooooooooooood afternoon sir!... Posted December 27th, 2006 in General
At 12/27/06 02:15 PM, BatDan wrote:
Second Best Episode ever (Behind the Band One).

Yes. Yes.

"Is this the part where we start kicking?"

"No, that's a chorus line."

"But I want to do some kicking!"

Response to: Goooooooooooooood afternoon sir!... Posted December 27th, 2006 in General

This thread wins hard. Espceially because I love that episode.

Response to: What games do you have for your DS? Posted December 27th, 2006 in General
At 12/27/06 12:21 PM, Elemental-soldier wrote: I have a wad of cash.

Same here, which is what I plan to bank on a DS.

Response to: Username Lockdown: Any Exact Date? Posted December 27th, 2006 in General
At 12/27/06 12:14 PM, Paradox wrote: I imagine it will be with the re-design, which I heard is February 29th 2007.

Really? I was expecting sometime in January, but that's my mind.

Response to: What games you have in your system? Posted December 27th, 2006 in General

For my Xbox:

Roms for SNES/NES/MAME (OMG ILLEGAL!)
Scarface (One of my personal favorites)
Brothers In Arms: The Road to Hill 30
Call of Duty 3
Call of Duty: Finest Hour
Halo 2
MLB 2K6
NCAA 2006
Nascar: Chase for the Cup 2005
Gun
GTA: Double Pack

And I'm too lazy to remember the rest, but there's about 5 more.

Response to: What games do you have for your DS? Posted December 27th, 2006 in General

I'm planning on getting an Onyx Black Lite with my money... as soon as they ship to Minnesota, or if I manage to hitch a ride to Cottage Grove (15 minutes away.) Then, I should get Nintendogs: Dalmation and Friends and Trauma Center.

Reccomendations anyone?
Response to: Let's Ban Everything Posted December 27th, 2006 in General
At 12/23/06 03:02 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

Then we should ban alcohol because it makes your liver splutter blood.

Not really, it just sort of eats away at your liver until it's all small and crusty. Cirrosis is delicious.

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