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Holy shit, yes. I'd eat them all... starting with Hitler.

No, because the username lockdown will keep everyone's holiday names. Tom said somewhere next year, so...

I got my birthday presents yesterday. My parents don't like me.

I got a BELT and SHIRT.

Now, if you want to actually make me happy, give me

1) Money
2) Games
3) Best Buy Gift Card.

At 12/22/06 09:16 PM, Eggy wrote: Discuss.

I concur with this hypothesies.

Also, who could forget the infamous kewlrat-douchebag thread? Sadly, it was deleted, and it faded off of most NGer's minds. NOT MINE.

At 12/22/06 12:07 AM, Scottmale24 wrote: Just sayin'

Win.

My lord and saviour, theNGpro. That was this year, too!

At 12/21/06 11:54 PM, chasemanjansen wrote:

A response to packow's post

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. No picture.

At 12/21/06 11:40 PM, packow wrote:

Brook Greenberg - a girl who is now 13 years old, but has not aged mentally or physically. She looks like a baby. Doctors have not diagnosed her.

I saw that. Pretty freaky.

Harlequin type ichthyosis - search this one in google images. I dare you.

What the hell!? They look like red robots.

Picture of Brook (12 at the time):

At 12/21/06 10:02 PM, Kaabi wrote:

So let's do this shit; let's make a petition on PetitionOnline to get this done, because the Petitions on that site are so powerful.

lolz.

At 12/21/06 11:08 PM, Specusci wrote: What disease did the elephant man have?

Elephantitus. Real disease, causes rapid inflamation of appendages.

At 12/21/06 10:57 PM, RCrap wrote: I didnt get anyone SHIT! To bad i have no job.

That's my situation, my good bro.

Trench Foot sucks. It was a disease soldiers contractied in WWI as a result as cuts in their feet. Bacteria and fungi enter the wounds and eat away at their feet.

Yummy.

FOP sucks.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=52 0873

Please post videos here. Thank you.

At 12/21/06 10:44 PM, Rule wrote:

I have, but they only mention wireless routers in the manual, unless I skipped parts.

Next time you go take a crap, bring the manual with you. Enlighten yourself.

Have you applied a bandage or some ointment yet? That could help a lot. That thing just looks screwed up. Get well soon.

At 12/21/06 07:04 PM, LTmatt wrote: man i hate rap
horrible retarded shit it is

Seconded.

At 12/21/06 09:06 PM, pieoncar wrote: "Oh, how original of you"

This is what I must say....

LOL.

At 12/21/06 08:33 PM, dag10 wrote:

8. Jerry purchases a sac of baseballs as a store, on March 15. it says the sac weight 0.5 lb. each ball weight 2 lb. When he weighs the whole thing, the weight is 4.5 lb. Without counting, he figured out how many balls were in the sac. How Many are there? Explain.

Find x.

0.5+x(2)=4.5
0.5+2x-0.5=4.5-0.5
2x/2=4/2
x=2.

2 balls in the sack.

At 12/21/06 08:32 PM, BatDan wrote:

Or at least an episode of South Park.

Seriously, I have the whole episode planned out in my head right now.

I'd watch that. Definately.

A Christian blaming Doom on school shootings? What a douche. There's no harm in shooting a few demons.

At 12/21/06 07:46 PM, RedCoin wrote: Hey hey, Blinky Bill. Save us from that woodchip mill. If you can't do it, no one will. He's good old Blinky Bil!

He's so cute, I want to eat him.

At 12/20/06 07:07 PM, Mr-Money wrote: I can't recall there ever being a thread with a significant amount of replies without someone swearing. I wonder if a curse-free topic can be achieved right here, right now.

I don't fucking think so.

At 12/20/06 06:42 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote:

Firstly, Who doesn't know and love Newgrounds (It's so fluffy)

Agreed. Tom provides much fluffy warmth.

How big is it, and what does it eat?

They're not bad, and I'll listen to them, but I do not "worship" them. OK band, I'll give 'em that, but not worship worthy.

At 12/20/06 06:58 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Who is jeebus ?

JEEBUS, LOL.

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At 12/20/06 06:53 PM, ManMadeKing wrote:

At 12/20/06 06:33 PM, ziggy-stardust wrote: im a king =)

So you're useles

Yep. The only thing the king's good at is dying.

It's my birthday, but I aparently have no time for it today. I have to celebrate it tomorrow. Gay.

Wait, and a mod will show you.