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At 12/23/06 09:21 PM, TheGodfather wrote:

Exact question I was thinking, unless he’s a badass giant and you’re a fat slob in front of your computer 24/7.

Sans the fat slob, you're right.

At 12/23/06 08:49 PM, HardcoreEmoGothRebel wrote: Hahaha, "We're internet brothers!"

"Today I blocked him over PM and he pissed in my lunch! How should I get back at him? OMFG you guys don't tell him about this post!!!"

No, man. He's actually my brother, but I'm not releasing any more info due to rules. We've gotten over the whole door thing, though.

Today, tensions ran high between me and my brother (you may know him as tehfreakzilla-manzor), and we had a fight. I was trying to avoid the fight by locking myself in our bathroom. Well, I didn't really lock it, morehowever blocked it with my hands and feet.

30 seconds of a power struggle later, and the door detatched at the molding.

We were sure this would ruin our Christmas, so we tried to fix it. We had all that white insulation drywall stuff all over us, so our respitory systems are now probably fucked. We did a real bang-up job, but we did it. Someone's bound to notice, I'm sure, but not on Christmas. But when that day comes...

GOD HELP US ALL

At 12/23/06 06:55 PM, Hoohah wrote: REEEEEEE

Oh my god, you fucking hacker!

At 12/23/06 06:43 PM, M-to-the-C wrote: My friend linked me this video I'm not sure if its on NG but I thought I show it

linky link of puwn

I H8 YUO MYG0T is a classic. It's on the site.

At 12/23/06 06:14 PM, Doobie wrote:

At 12/23/06 06:12 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS.
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
ANOTHER YEAR OVER
A NEW ONE JUST BEGUN.

ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY
COVERED IN BLOOD
I SHOT MY POOR OLD TEACHER
WITH A .22 SLUG

notcaps

AND THEN THE BAD COPS CAME
I SHOT ALL THEM TOO....
BUT THEN I GOT SHOT, LAME!
NOW I FEEL LIKE A POO...

no, these are not caps.

*Digs through Photobucket..

Ah, there we are. Me at age 9 or 10... I forget which one.

At 12/23/06 04:35 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Thanks everyone. It feels pretty good.

I'm not logged into the moderator status at the moment, I'm trying not to let Wade think I'm taking the power to my head.

)

Hahahaha, so fake, but so funny. Just like BlueFlameSkulls Modship. Nice try, though.

I still luff you, HAYF, mod or not.

I got, for my birthday last week, a belt and a shirt. My parents hate me.

At 12/23/06 03:45 PM, Jose wrote: Ahem.

Yes, Jose. Thanks for doing Maus' job.

I am 23% gay.

More like a child's book I've never heard of.

At 12/23/06 03:35 AM, Wunk wrote: 0.00..thats a first.

And I helped!

But damn, it got raped hard...

I've been blamming, need to get to Police Lieutenant one of these days.

At 12/23/06 02:40 AM, Demean wrote: Well I'm here to tell you that you are probably going to find out that you won't amount to JACK SQUAT.

That's mine.

At 12/23/06 02:41 AM, Skyde wrote:

I'm sorry what?

what?

What?

what?!

WHAT!?!?!

WHAT?1/?!?Q?Q??!?!/!?!??! Lol

Anyways, what?

What you say!?

Say WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

At 12/20/06 08:08 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

NEVER EVER give out your password to ANYONE.

Will do, man. Wait... I ALREADY do, but thanks for the reminder.

Um... bug pics plz?

Matt Foley... who LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

At 12/23/06 01:45 AM, Yoyodog76 wrote: Someone did that to me once...

You win at revenge.

At 12/23/06 01:58 AM, Yoyodog76 wrote: To me it feels very odd that someone of you nerdy stature would only place 3rd in a community spelling bee. Hmm, a confusing question I have placed before myself.

Postmortem. Spelled it wrong. But yeah, I'm a big nerd (specializing in the Star Wars Reigon).

TO EVERYONE ELSE
Go ahead and make fun of my fattyness. It's all gone now. I'm much slimmer than my fat self a year ago. I'm still laughing like hell at these.

Keep 'em coming
-CMJ

At 12/23/06 01:19 AM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: There's more of you?! No effin' way!

Yep, that was me at 8th grade. I'm not as fat now. Nice one, though.

At 12/23/06 01:49 AM, Matt wrote: I put more effort into this than anybody who's replied yet.

Beautiful...

At 12/19/06 10:27 PM, yodd wrote: RLY funneh

I hate people with really light voices.

At 12/23/06 12:49 AM, NinjersPlus wrote:

There is a problem with your connection.

Explain, if you don't mind.

At 12/23/06 12:40 AM, UnForged wrote: Are there any better games that wont screw up?

BF2. Do it.

Hm, I can't resist a little power trip... :]

NAME: Chase's Arms and Ammo
SELLS: High class gun/gun collector store
FEATURES: Run by the law, sells weapons legal for use. Indoor and outdoor firing ranges, rent a gun for a day and let her rip!
LOCATION: Somewhere with a lot of open space, like western Minnesota.

At 12/23/06 12:17 AM, VodkaLock wrote: Where is the traditional MS-Paint penis on his face?

I'm waiting!

Me as well.

C'mon, not one pic of me being distorted...

At 12/22/06 11:31 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Haha, your face makes me laugh.

I aim to please...

:3

This is me at 14. First guy to put a penis for the trophy wins. Old pic.

At 12/22/06 10:36 PM, Flingo wrote:

At 12/22/06 10:36 PM, N3cr0m4c3r wrote: also, what does Dr. Phil have to do with this?

This.

Yeah, fuck Dr. Phil... I didn't get a Wii.