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Man your community must be filled with man titties and multi chins if its that desperate to get a gym post us a pic on the forum of one of these lard asses and it may get me to vote (and for other peoples amusement)

I once laughed my ass off when me and my mate saw a man with no legs or arms in one of those special electric wheelchairs and he said without even trying to hide it look its a fucking nugget! i almost pissed myself laughing and the poor guy looked at me as to say you piece of shit i still feel bad about that now.

Wow a dodgy indian news site solid proof there, more retards believing something out of the ordinary is gonna happen in 2012 whats the "news"

Inglorius bastards was shit (really shit) kill bill was alright, aint seen all of pulp fiction so can't comment in my books that doesn't make him a god

The pope will be dragging his ass over to Britain sometime this year, not only will this cause some kind of rioting and shit and have the shame of a nazi parading our streets for a month on us all he also wants £20 million of tax payers money to fund it what the fuck could he want that for we just came out of a recession by 0.1% (woopty doo) had politicians spending tax payers money on porno's, kitkats and fuck knows what else, donated moar money we dont have to haiti and now this, two words to you Mr. Pope Fuck off! It does not cost £20 mil to get young boys to your hotel room fund your own little trip you wanker.

Then do the fucking tough guy endurance race (even though you'll have to wait another year to enter for next time) mud swamps, frozen lakes, barbed wires everywhere!, fields of fire, underwater tunnels and electric probes how awesome! have a look at their website i can't believe people actually do this shit. xP Link

I for one wont be my crying myself to sleep after finding this out, honestly another person dies in haiti how the fuck is that news

Holy shit how the fuck do you deal with that scenario, i bet everytime you look at him you get reminded of that frightful night i hope u dont eat dinner in the same room as him mate :O

I will point and giggle at the silly individuals who buy one of these

one word boring! seriously i almost slipped into a fucking coma id rather watch transformers 2 again
(and that is fucking shameful)

Meh..

Jimmy Carr is my favourite by a fucking long shot he's fucking awesome!

eat a sugar dohnut without licking your lips
eat a mcdonalds apple pie without blowing on it
thats some hardcore shit

heres some ideas

1: Grow a fancy mustache
2: Shave a fancy mustache
3: Learn chinese
4: Join a russian wrestling club
5: Swim with jellyfish (lots and with big ones)
6: Build your shelter for the impending doom coming in 2012
7: Buy a hamster
8: Naked paragliding

i would come up with better shit but you turned down the good stuff this is all shit u could do NOW DO IT

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello what is your name?
Me:
AH FUCK!
God:
So you understand good please don't be so rude
Me:
I just got shot..
God:
Interesting i have a friend called john lennon
Me:
I'm dieing you asshole!
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
But im dieing..
God:
Do you mean your name is dieing?
Me:
No! Im loosing blood everywhere jesus!
God:
What is your real name do you mind if i tell other people you are loosing blood everywhere jesus!?
Me:
No!
God:
OK I will add it to my gossip files
Me:
Dude im passing out help me
God:
Good gossip: you are passing out help you.
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
im in immense pain
God:
Tell me a little about your life in immense pain.
Me:
i just got shot
God:
Where did you get your shot? I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
i got shot by a man with a gun
God:
That's nice. I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
it isnt nice you sick bastard
God:
shot by a man with a gun is not nice me sick bastard?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
so help me
God:
Come on. How can I help you?
Me:
by taking the bullet out of my chest
It then froze

Seriously you havn't lived until you've played it, words cannot describe its awesomeness im currently stuck on level 7 (as most people are) just go play it if you havn't yet. if ya dont want to fair enough here it is!

http://www.e4.com/game/steamshovel-harry /play.e4

But it IS called Soccer, 'Soccer Football' is the full but less known title anyways. American foot ball, or simply Football is closer to the sport Soccer and football evolved from, called Medieval football.

American football is the real football. Non-American football is... Soccer.

You sir are asking to get the shit kicked out of you if you come to England how the fuck can you call a sport where you pick up the ball and run with it most of the times football in FOOTball you use your fucking feet in football no hands and its probably been a sport longer than America has been a country this genuinly pisses me off and 99.9% of our population