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Done one and got a 9.

Saw that interview years ago in a sociology class (hipster alert) basically he is talking shit. He really is an evil bastard and is the architect of mass child kidnapping and terrorising innocent Ugandans and just generally bad stuff. However it really wouldn't be a stretch to imagine that the government has pinned some of it's utter cock ups on the Lords Resistance Army, perfect scape goat for some potentially dodgy shit and like i said government failures. But the idea that Kony is a "freedom fighter" who is the victim of a massive propaganda scandal is absolutely fucking laughable.

At 5 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote: Great White Shark + Seagull

Any other opinion is invalid on terms of not being as awesome.

So when you're on a pier eating chips, the cunts take the chips and your fingers?

Haha..ha. Well I've not had any real conundrums in the bedroom, since my first time was with a chick who was also a virgin so we "learned the ropes" so to speak together. Buuut there was this one awkward as fuck moment where i went to my ex's apartment ended up fucking her, obviously, and I left not long after and there was this old dude eerishly close to the door and he said "well you've done well today aint ya lad?" Not creepy at all you freaky old cunt.

"Who would win." What the fuck are they doing? Could be a fucking egg and spoon race for all we know you twat.

Hit T.V show incoming. (I stole this from facebook sorry.)

OP is attacking something that really can't be attacked in order to cause controversy to get attention on an internet forum because he doesn't get any in reality. How sad.

North Korea has been in a state of constant famine for years now. Their people are starving and are still among some of the brutalized on earth. I'm thinking even Kim Jong Un thought his father was insane, it seems he has common sense and is acting like a leader for his people. It's a modest step but a step in the right direction.

At 3 minutes ago, convict357 wrote:

At 36 minutes ago, MadCow wrote:

cows are gay as shit, fuck this stupid thread 0/10

Stop being such a MadCow, get it?

Ignore him, he's just being mooody.

They've been doing this shit since before christ, not a new concept to throw away disabled new borns. I am totally against it before I get raged at but could you raise a disabled child? It's very draining physically and ofcourse emotionally, could you deal with the adjustments to your life and the sacrifices you'll have to make as well as the heart ache? Tough question.

How does a farmer count his cattle? He uses a cowculator.

Sounds like she's making fun of you to be honest. Go for it anyways lol.

Yup, because I'm the right stuff.

Currently a slave to the evil corporation known an Sainsburys working shite hours, at barely a human wage. In a few years I'll be driving one of these bad boys, runs in the family my dad, grandad, four uncles and two cousins all do it. Fucking good money, self employed and work when you want. Sounds good, and finally when I pass out (not even started yet) I get to go up to my manager who is a grade-A prick and go. I quit you FAACKING CUNT! I'm counting the seconds.

It will suck.

Stupidity is everywhere and isn't exclusive to location, ethnicity or nationality.

Fucking starving, nipped down to the chippy bought this shit. Post it on the internet because I'm fucking stupid. What do you think I'm missing?

Fuck off, that's such a disregard for human life it's sickening. How about tazers? Let off that fucking dog you had on the leash? Plastic bullets? Riot shields? Even shooting him in the legs? That cop is a cunt. So is that absolute fucking idiot, but seriously killing him? What the fuck.

Oh hai.

Because money.

So you pay roughly £2.30 a gallon, £6 a gallon over here had to sell my car because of it, poor you. You want cheap "gas" go live in Saudi Arabia £0.08 a litre there. Fact of the matter is oil is a finite resource we hit peak oil at the turn of the millennia demand has got higher yet supply has got lower, price hike is inevitable. Moral, we need to sort our shit out and work on alternatives and fast.

Don't play minecraft, bought it, didn't like it so never got into the community so my care meter is at 0. Sounds like Citric got himself an easy job that must pay alright though, so yeah good for him.

At 6 hours ago, Gagsy wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Rummy0 wrote: I actually spell it mom and most people I know do to. :X

Traitor.

Indeed, you know the penalty for treason. Time to be hung, drawn and quartered.

At A few seconds ago, bukKkk wrote: Did you also get bacon with twice the cholesterol?

I got a sausage wrapped in bacon and dipped into the glorious pool of yolk as a matter of fact. I could hear my heart calling me a prick.

Moar 3 points beating Stevenage 2-0 (which technically makes us better than Spurs with my retarded logic so we're number 1 in London now) in front of a full house as well. Good to see it getting busy again after a good few years with only us die hard low lifes knocking about.

Happy escape from the womb day!

THREE DOUBLED YOLKED EGGS, oh yes no shit, such a momentous occasion I photographed it, and then I thought fuck it I'll post it on the internet. So yeah, this is clearly a message from God or some shit because this is a 1 in 10 billion chance of happening. Look at the glorious eggs, they also helped cure my hangover.

At 57 minutes ago, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Fucking English people,

YAH ENGLISH BAHSTAARD! Sorry that's how I read that.

Not what I call "abuse" I've taken the piss out of little things mainly to start a conversation, and they usually give me one back that's basically just banter, and usually happens when drunk. Hurting someones feelings properly and for no good reason, no why go about your day making other people's shitty? It's happened to me before, again people shouting out of car windows (brave people aren't they) and it's usually just "Cunt!" Myself, I don't give a flying fuck but I can easily understand why some people would take offence. They're nobheads and these type of peoplearef just pricks who if allowed to reproduce will spin civilization into fucking reverse.