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At 4/5/12 08:04 AM, Cootie wrote: the Ugandan military does bad things and then blames it on him to both save their own ass and as propaganda. He says he does not use child soldiers (there are none in the video) and that he just wants to Ugandan prime minister gone since he is a tyrant.

seems legit

Lmao, I sincerely hope you are trolling.

Well we get to see her rack in 3D, not such a bad idea.

At 4/1/12 04:26 PM, PoundDotBlam wrote:

At 4/1/12 04:24 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: "Ignorance test" would be a tad more appropriate but still completely hyperbole.

hyperbolic...

It still works actually according to my dictionary!

My diet is appalling and needs to be fixed, I also do little to no physical exercise. But I guess I'm a lucky son of a bitch with a crazy metabolism so my weight is forever stagnant and I never put on a pound. In all honesty healthy food is more expensive then the junk I eat and living off limited hours at work it's just logical to buy cheap shit. As for exercise as I have more time there's no excuse for a few jogging/weight sessions. Need to be less lazy.

"Ignorance test" would be a tad more appropriate but still completely hyperbole.

Chinagrounds is and forever will be the best April Fools joke ever, I want it back!

R.I.P you gave me many laughs mate.

At 3/25/12 08:04 PM, Irrelephant wrote: i bet you really had to delve deep under your fat rolls to reach your small cock huh to fap to rainbow dash yiff huh

I lol'd, and now, I party.

Tastes like KFC.

This thread made me headbutt my desk.

At 3/25/12 08:26 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Imagine that your boys get pipped in the last round by Sheff Utd and Huddersfield by dropping to 3rd after being on the top all season long and then lose to Sheff Wednesday in the playoff final.
Another season in the Champions League (oh wait, is that L1?) awaits. :P

Can't have all these Yorkshiremen getting promoted, and I cannot stomach Wednesday so I'd just commit suicide. It's still in our hands we just need to sort ourselves out now as every one of our games are more than winnable. And yes this is our 3rd year in this tinpot league, the same amount of time Leeds suffered :P

"It must be Friday" and continue to make my beans on toast.

Apple's success is down to the iPhone/iPod mainly, people assume just because macs are inferior to windows pc's and more people have them that Microsoft must be the richer company. Apple has their fingers in many pies and are masters of marketing to create false needs to the masses. They also have more money than the annual GDP of Poland now.

Fucks sake we are right ballsing this up, always loosing our bottle near the end. Loosing 1-0 to Huddersfield (Jordan Rhodes FC) now after a series of shit results our lead has been cut by more than half whilst we're in bad form. Squeaky bum time, also Yorkshire Police are fucking cunts, kicking a sizeable chunk of our fans out at half time and arresting our lot for no fucking reason. Long trek home and rate pissed. Balls.

At 1 hour ago, Dean wrote: These boots were made for stompin' and that's what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you!

But yea, they're comfortable and practical, thus making them cool. I wear these things all day every day.

Lol Skinhead/Football casual boots, Dean is a hard nut. I'm very boring, I got a pair of these and a lot of my shoes look like em.

"Challenge accepted" or "You look like the type of girl who could use two, but I don't share." Either one, if they're flirty they're up fucking, especially if they're intoxicated.

Sounds like a party to DIE FOR! No? No? OK.

How about with your penis, because that's how I read this thread.

Jessie J anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMxX-QOV9tI&ob=av3e

At 5 minutes ago, MrSoxfan wrote: Just keep on justifying my point. If you British bastards had your internet shut down forever, the internet would be a much better place. Not all problems would end, but it'll still be much better off.

Lol you angry because you're actually not Irish just because your twice removed cousins uncle lived in Kilkenny for half a week? People who claim heritage from such long forgotten or dated relatives are idiots, and you seem to be one of those spastics, how's your shoulder taste champ?

If you do not look like your userpic I will be highly disappointed and be very anti-social the whole time. I'll even steal the shoe piece from your monopoly board, because EVERYONE wants to be the shoe and no one can has if you disappoint me :(

You need to have sex in order to produce spawn so you needn't worry.

Geez I wish I had wit like that, such intelligence and a great sense of humour. These guys are fucking hilarious!

At 1 hour ago, Xergozy wrote:

Shut up.

It's only truth.

Learn to tolerate.

Learn to stop being a melt. Also this is fucking funny, I was all for the Kony bollocks at first because I fell for the emotional porn like most people but after reading around the guy is douche and is clueless. Wanking in public, lmao fucking moron.

At 2 hours ago, nitroxide wrote: Juventus rocks

liverpool rocks

Rooney rocks

And Crystal Palace suck the cocks. Lolololololol. I'm so fucking funny.

How about a new suggestion entirely?

This wont actually be a big issue because most Christians in Britain aren't retarded like they are in the US and don't get shitty over abortion, gay rights, atheism and blasphemy by public figures.

At 2 hours ago, Ejit wrote: On the downside, I think the ITV commentary for that Chelsea - Napoli game is the worst I've ever listened to.

You've only just noticed that ITV are the WORST channel when it comes to football. Andy Townsend, Jim Beglin, Adrian Chiles, Gareth Southgate... Jesus christ.

I can almost touch my toes, but when I try I do my back in.

Lol that ref is getting a signed Chelsea shirt after the game methinks. Whatever atleast we got a fucking English team in the last 8.