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Last day so let's go.

Norwich 3 - 1 Aston Villa
Man City 4 - 0 QPR
Everton 0 - 1 Newcastle
Chelsea 5 - 0 Blackburn
Tottenham 3 - 0 Fulham
Swansea 0 - 0 Liverpool
Sunderland 0 - 1 Man United
Stoke 0 - 1 Bolton
Wigan 1 - 1 Wolverhampton
West Brom 2 - 2 Arsenal

Sad but true.

A bit skeptical about the direction of the story at first but when I stop being a retard I realise why would anyone want to see the same shit just a few years later? It looks good, but for me Spidey had his mask off a bit too much in the trailer and the fact that Gwen knows Peter is Spiderman is somewhat off putting, I mean wasn't a big theme in Spiderman that Spidey is awesome and gets the girls whilst Peter is a loser who can't reveal his identity? Nevertheless looking forward to it.

Why would anyone want to go? We're gonna fuck this up so bad it'll be hilarious.

Yeah nah, ye a cunt, fook off.

At 5/6/12 10:21 AM, LostFaceInTrain wrote: Still no Newcastle in CL ;___;

If you build on the team you have (defence mainly) then you can have a real good crack at it next year. Would like the see Newcastle in the Champions League, the atmosphere at English grounds in Europe is embarrassing. The Geordies would have upset the trend in that regard but hey ho, a great season for the toon nonetheless I expected you to struggle lol.

At 5/5/12 06:44 PM, Ejit wrote: Fawning John Terry focus (referred to as a Lion, twice I think)
Some pathetic cup final pre-bonanza with glittery dancing cunts etc.
Abide with Me (relevance to a game of football?)
A contrived goal line debate where there wasn't one + general ITV punditry/commentating (can they really not just say the names of the players without 'analysis' and wit inspired by a profoundly exaggerated self-importance?)
Two shitcunt teams
The usual behinplaynah adverts complimented nicely by a soppy 1 minute lawyer firm advert with heartfeltpianomusicwhatmakeyoufeelemotional which is apparently a fucking online hit

It's true what they say about the magic of the cup

This made me lol. The only thing I have to pick up on though was Abide with me, it's a fucking god squad hymn I know but it's been played at the FA cup final forever but still you're right there were a lot of cunts on show and the fact that the whole competition is sponsored by Budweiser tells you everything you need to know. I know how to make the FA cup special again.

Ditch the 4th Champions League spot and the winner of the FA cup final gets the spot, watch em fight tooth and nail for that trophy when substantial cash and marketing is at stake. And two NO MORE semi-finals at Wembley, it's a disgrace, Villa Park and Old Trafford like they used to be. And finally put it back on the beeb, honest to God ITV's coverage of sport makes me want to eat a brick.

Who needs the FA Cup when you have the league 1 title, wooh. Oh well more silverware then Man Utd this year lol.

Volunteer work in a charity shop? If you went to school and got good grades you can translate that well in a resume, assuming your resume is shit (it probably is) rewrite it, even certain hobbies can go well in a job interview and can get you in the front door.

We all know who we want to win tonight.

I said it wouldn't be good, I was wrong, very wrong. Ashamedly wrong I thought it wouldn't work. I'll eat my humble pie now. It was fucking brilliant.

At 4/29/12 10:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: That was nice.

Oh Torres, everyone can finally stop making fun of you. I actually like the bloke, but you couldn't not take the piss out of his predicament. Might be one to watch next year.

At 4/28/12 03:13 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: Do you have a suggestion for a better source?

Aljazeera English and the BBC tend not to be full of bollocks and check their shit before putting it out for all to see.

First mistake you read CNN, if you want some news with your news go away from CNN. Second, I agree we all know Trump is a douche and what a surprise he's being a douche. The golf course is a tribute to his mum and to Scotland because she was Scottish, and yet his tribute to the country is suing the country? Lol, yeah this probably wont even get into court this guy should learn to shut up and go bang some desperate models then buy a really nice sports car and drive really fast off a cliff.

These halftimes coming in, lol what the fuck am I seeing here?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Torres scoring another goal? Lol of course it's not, it's me posting predictions because I feel like it. I have a hunch I can still win this league from the jaws of defeat, watch this space, from relegation to glorious top spot, I shall rise.

Swansea 1 - 0 Wolves (lol see you next year)
Wigan 1 - 3 Newcastle
West Brom 1 - 1 Villa
Everton 2 - 0 Fulham
Sunderland 0 - 0 Bolton
Stoke 0 - 2 Arsenal
Norwich 2 -2 Liverpool

Chelsea 2 - 1 QPR
Tottenham 1 -1 Blackburn

THE BIG ONE
Manchester City 1 - 2 Manchester United

Let's 'ave it you cuuuuuuuuuuuuunntttttts.

I was too busy laughing when Chelsea's second went in, I missed Gary Neville's orgasm when Torres hit the net. Lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAjQlMbCYMo

I heard Lionel Messi will be having his own Mr men book made. He will be known as Mr Penalty.

At 4/24/12 05:34 PM, Gagsy wrote: Words can express my complete unbelievable joy right now. Against everything we've done. Yes we still have a final to play but over two legs we beat the best team in the world. No one thought we would but we did. Ugly football? Nah, great defending, great counter attacking/long ball, don't care, Barca couldn't deal with it and wasted their chances.

The emphasis on that, are they the best team in the world then if they have no answer to such tactics? Down to 10 men, they're in your backyard with no centre halves, I'm sorry if you can't beat said team then you're not the best you need a plan B. They need to get stuck in and play ugly at times.

Full credit to Chelsea tonight that takes major balls and the Drog was immense without being a cheating cunt. I'd like to know Chelsea's plan for winning it now, you can't fucking play anyone it seems now.

I was having a threesome with Rihanna and Katy Perry whilst watching the end of that game and Torres scored. I know you think I'm lying, but Torres scored!

At 4/24/12 03:34 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 4/24/12 12:37 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote: Chelsea better go through tonight, I don't think I can endure another year of keep-away winning everything

Especially not with Terry acting as dumb like this. What the hell was he thinking?

I think I'm the only one alive who doesn't think it's a red, all I saw was Terry walk into him and give him a knee? Erm does that equate to acting like your balls exploded from the impact roll around like you've been shot and a straight red? Not for me, fucking hell. But what a goal by Ramires, go on Chelsea I hate Barcelona more than I hate you. And that's sayin' something.

Implying it's not happening in Europe as well you fuckwi- oh.. Canadian, damn you.

The opening ceremony will be the piggest pile of wank the world has ever seen, it will be a national disgrace and fucking hilarious. Other then that, go team GB! Let's get 4th in the medal list or something.

We need more shit like Bitey and Lemondemon and pisstake flashes like Metal Gear funnies. i agree I think the front page is pretty meh as of late.

At 4/14/12 12:51 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Stop wetting yourself, your boys have not won the Champions League yet.
Well, congratulations on the promotion though, I am looking forward the battle between our teams next season.

I didn't even get on the pitch, cunt of a steward stopped me. And I'll wet myself all I want... i have drunk alot.

DID SOMEONE SAY, PROMOTION PARTY!?!?!?!!?!?

At 4/8/12 12:55 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: The title race is finally over...
RIP, Mancini.

Fucking United winning the title for another year, balls.

At 4/5/12 05:13 PM, Cootie wrote: I am not. I would take the word of the man himself and his own followers over some hipster fuck who jerks it in the middle of the street.

I am not backing that idiotic clueless cunt but to assume that Joseph Kony and his LRA are entirely blameless is laughable. To sum up both sides are as corrupt and bent as each other. Joseph Kony does abduct children into his army against the Ugandan government for some crazy religious driven draconic vision of his and the Ugandan government rape and pillage the towns of the people they are trying to "liberate" children included.

Actually read about the volatile and complex political situations of sub-Saharan Africa Uganda included as well as the individuals involved rather than watching two youtube videos one of which is Kony 2012 and the other Joseph Kony defending himself years ago.

Lal.

Don't know a single "Manga" character so I'd go with comic. Galactus eats motherfucking planets, and characters like Thor and Silver Surfer are pretty powerful, I'm "arguing with ignorance" here but oh well.