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Off to the pub, come on boys, show some fucking passion. EEEEEEEEENNNNNNGGGLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDD

At 6/23/12 02:39 PM, Yert wrote: i bet i could drink more than you

I'm a lightweight cunt I bet you could, but it has it's advantages, I can get fucking mashed on under £20.

At 6/22/12 09:34 PM, creepyboy wrote: And now is an Spider-Man thread.

Fuck it, ok then.

Party animal right here, the clubs can't even handle me. And by that I mean I get kicked out and barred from most for either being too drunk or just being a complete tit. Whatever fuck my liver, I love getting plastered and going nuts.

At 6/22/12 04:42 PM, V-K wrote: I can see Spain and ENGLAND come together in the finals.

Fixed that for you.

Sounds like you want one for the sake of it, and in that case don't. I mean for fucks sake you're asking an internet forum for advice for something that will be with you til the day you die? You're not that stupid, you're just bored and wanted to make a thread.

My god the wankers er I mean the Germans are good. Kinda fear for us if we meet em. But we gotta little job to do on Sunday first.

It's weird as fuck and I don't like it. Ignorance at its finest and no fucks were given.

SHREK IS GONNA GET YA. England to fucking tear it up tonight. Already started on the booze and like fuck am I going to work tomorrow. See you lot in the quater finals and the job centre. ENNNNGLLLAAAND.

At 6/16/12 01:18 PM, Skaren wrote: This was a sneaky douche way of you whoring your video out to us.

Sneaky as a fucking elephant on rollerskates.

Implying this shit will actually get enforced properly, magistrates and judges couldn't give less of a fuck about these proposals and at the end of the day they're the ones enforcing this. It's not the first time law lords and the government are at odds. It's just a waste of police time is all, nobody will be getting punished heavily for talking smack online, probably a slap on wrist in the magistrates and you're out again.

Words cannot describe how fucking mental I went in the pub throughout the entire 90 minutes. Fucking England, we can't have a standard 2 or 3-0 no let's have the most heart wrenching and "entertaining' game of the entire fucking tournament. But let's be honest we would have it any other way. One thing that proves is that we got some guts, it was scrappy and messy but we showed some fucking class at times as well, Welbeck's finish was something else and what a strike from Walcott, and of course we scored a typical England goal with Carrol.

We'll make it to the quarters for sure which is further than what most of the nay-sayers predicted. If you got the stomach to relieve that, here you go http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18468254

At 6/12/12 04:53 PM, Lunaful wrote: and 100 rioting apparently according to the lads on RTE.

http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16245951 they really went all out didn't they? Lol.

Good to see our boys representin' in the Ukraine as well last night.

At 6/12/12 02:55 PM, Lunaful wrote: Watching the Polski Russki match?

Yeah and are Russia playing in all red, seriously? Lmao what a wind up, as if we need more crap kicking off. A lot of trouble prior to the match old tensions die hard it seems. Rooting for Poland because underdogs n all that guff.

ENG-ER-LLLLAAAAANNNNNDDDD. The rest of you two bob fuck a duck nations go home, the England are gonna dominate. French wankers bought the ref and still could only get a 1-1 draw wait til we get Rooney back. Fuck man, we are gonna smash it, fucking smash it gw'aaaaaaaan the lads!!

..Ahem, and that's.. yeah that's my contribution to the thread, go England.

At 6/6/12 09:06 AM, ToddM wrote: Oh God it happened to Cardiff City.

I wouldn't support them anymore. Dead serious, if only people knew that mass boycotting would work instantly we wouldn't have to put up owners shit. 6 games of empty stadiums and they would shit themselves and give into practically all the supporters wishes.

Fucking foreign owners, they have no respect for the history and traditions of our clubs, as much as I loathe them sheep shagging cunts thats over 100 years of history being shat on. If Charlton ever play in any colour other than red, that's it i'm done. it's not the same club anymore.

All you need is your masculine charm... or vodka jager shots either one.

At 6/5/12 05:22 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Having a queen in 2012 is stupid and lame. Its time to get with the rest of the world.

Nah seen the rest of the world, most of it's a shit hole, fuck em.

It would cost more to transform us into a republic and even more to maintain it, we're the United Kingdom deal with it. Most people moaning are scrounging off the dole or fucking media studies students in uni (or better yet music.) The royal family also have an 80% approval rating so if you try and blow the "undemocratic" trumpet then let's have a referendum which you'd lost surely get crushed in. Shut up and eat your union flag cake and like it.

At 5/20/12 04:46 PM, Ejit wrote: Wonder how long they've had that bus ready. 8 years?

Not as long as our one.

Roman Abramovich bribed God.

BOO fucking hiss, Wet Spam vermin got promoted. Was looking forward to visiting the Boleyn and giving it to them smug self righteous cunts. Oh well one result disappointed me let's see if the other will. You may wanna screen cap this because it'll probably never be seen ever again. So it is with deep reluctance I say.... come on Chelsea

At 5/17/12 07:56 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 5/16/12 05:14 PM, Ejit wrote: Anyone doing The Euro's Fantasy League?

I made a NGFC league if anyone's interested.

Code to join is 51556-15252 and the name is NGFC League.

http://en.euro2012fantasy.uefa.com/my-team/

I'm in as well. My team is unbalanced as fuck but hey atleast I'll be scoring goals.

Yeah well I look like a fucking 12 year old right now but some people dig the "cute" look even if it does piss me off. I can't get served at a pub or get in a club without I.D but fuck. Better then being an ugly bastard and getting I.D'd is only a minor inconvenience.

Neat little game to play if you're bored at work or something. http://www.football-league.co.uk/gameswide/20101001/football -league-ground-location-game_2293554_1832558?82ca=5e5e Just an indicator of how much you know about where the fuck other teams are based. It'll give you a ground name and you have to click on which part of the map it is. My score was just over 85,000 and the closest i got to a ground was 3km. (The Valley popped up)

First managerial casualty at the end of the season. Villa's Alex McLeish. No surprise really shite season for the Villa http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11677/7756348/McLeis h-sacked-by-Villa

Oh and look at that I avoided the drop in the prediction league as well. Get in.

HOLLLLLLLY FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK GREATEST GAME EVER

I DO NOT FUCKING BELIEVE MY EYES, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.