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Response to: I saw E at school! :O! Posted January 15th, 2012 in General

At 10/15/06 02:16 PM, JFriesen wrote: You actually saw E? I am so jealous.

This one time I touched it, teehee so naughty.

Response to: racism towards ginger's Posted January 15th, 2012 in General

Nobody is actually scared of gingers, it's just something to make fun of. Everyone gets the piss taken out of them at some stage and for gingers hair dye is a quick fix if they don't like it. Harder to fix being fat (though still fixable) or being fuck ugly or freakishly tall/short (not fixable.)

Response to: What this green thing on the home? Posted January 15th, 2012 in General

They haven't put "redesign counter" on it incase they fuck it up and they can just say it was a counter for Tom's next blog post.

Response to: Soldiers Kill Sheep With A Bat Posted January 13th, 2012 in General

Why do they insist on doing stupid shit in front a fucking camera, fucking brainless.

Response to: If Newgrounds Is Truly Against Sopa Posted January 13th, 2012 in General

Newgrounds going black wouldn't do much, it's a big website but it wouldn't have that much influence to people who don't really know what SOPA is. Preaching to the choir is all that will achieve.

Response to: Attn: Female Ngers Posted January 12th, 2012 in General

At 1/12/12 07:37 PM, BumFodder wrote: >greentexting on ng
>reality

Pick one.

What the flying fuck is greentexting?

Response to: Marines Piss On Dead Taliban? Nsfw Posted January 12th, 2012 in General

Not good, but it's an isolated incident although of course i do have some sympathy I feel the beheading of someone is far more disgusting and to a certain extent degrading and the Taliban are prone to cut off western soldiers heads, even after they've been killed.

Response to: Attn: Female Ngers Posted January 12th, 2012 in General

At 1/12/12 06:28 PM, AlexDecay wrote: >Females
>Psychopaths

There is hardly a difference.

>Females
>Newgrounds

There's hardly any on here.

Response to: Kissing a girl Posted January 12th, 2012 in General

You'll probably get nervous and kiss her eye.

Response to: Newgrounds Football Club - Ngfc Posted January 12th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

I'll get the predictions started this week after a festive absence.

Aston Villa 1 - 1 Everton
Blackburn 1 - 2 Fulham
Chelsea 1 - 0 Sunderland
Liverpool 3 - 0 Stoke City
Manchester United 2 - 0 Bolton
Tottenham 4 - 0 Wolves
West Brom 2 - 2 Norwich

Newcastle 2 - 0 QPR
Swansea 0 - 2 Arsenal

Wigan 0 - 3 Manchester City

Newgrounds Football Club - Ngfc

Response to: A Sad Day, Gentlemen... Posted January 12th, 2012 in General

Sounds like a very prestigious university with only the finest of academics and students lmao.

Response to: So I Joined The U.s. Army... Posted January 12th, 2012 in General

At 1/12/12 02:27 PM, CashClock wrote: Liberty Prime disapproves of your unpatriotic communist ways.

You can still be a communist and be a patriot.. just not an American patriot. Anyways good luck OP I'm sure you've thought this through and are certain this is what you want, go and shoot some shit.

Response to: Your closest encounter with death. Posted January 12th, 2012 in General

I bit into a McDonalds apple pie without blowing on it.

Response to: i fear i am becoming a geek Posted January 12th, 2012 in General

You bought Minecraft and didn't instantly think. "I do not have the time and/or patience to make anything remotely good?" You are too far gone my son.

Response to: McDonalds getting better? Posted January 11th, 2012 in General

Well they actually use proper meat in the burgers in the UK now anyway. A few years back they were running loads of ads vowing only "100% British and Irish beef" are used rather than them shitty farms they have in Brazil. They still hammer it home in the restaurant on the serving trays and shit, with a picture of this dopey old bastard farmer on it with a union jack. Mcdonalds is fine, and I've noticed that they've upped their game anyway.

Response to: Describe your city in 1 sentence Posted January 11th, 2012 in General

Eastbourne: Half God's waiting room, half crackhead scum.

Response to: Oh Facebook. Posted January 10th, 2012 in General

At 1/10/12 06:06 PM, adamflecko wrote: Ahahahahahaha. Wooow. Isn't that essentially internet prostitution?

Not really, sad nonetheless.

Response to: Do You Like Smog Posted January 10th, 2012 in General

You're clutching at straws for threads now, "do you like smog?" Honestly do you expect anyone to say "I loves me some smog in the morning, blotting out the sun, making the air thicker and filling my lungs with shit. Mmmm yeah." And yes we know Beijing has a smog problem before you say it.

Response to: Redesign Counter Posted January 10th, 2012 in General

31 days, cr0wn plx.

Response to: Can we have a cat thread? Posted January 9th, 2012 in General

At 1/9/12 03:36 PM, Rummy0 wrote: *her.

God damnit, another thread gets hijacked by the Jappo anime brigade. Also that one is borderline pedophile you cunt. Also, cat

Can we have a cat thread?

Response to: Alcoholic gaming drinks Posted January 9th, 2012 in General

This is website is a fucking godsend.

Response to: Abbey Road Web Cam Posted January 8th, 2012 in General

At 1/8/12 06:24 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Edit: 2 drunks.

I stand by my previous sentiments towards London.

There are no finer people on this earth than true Londoners.

Response to: Best/Worst place to vomit? Posted January 8th, 2012 in General

Bad place, any where in doors that isn't a bathroom. Seriously even if you're at a party and you are off your face atleast vomit in the fucking sink, best place toilet duh but puking in a random bush and a quiet alleyway is fair game too.

Response to: Medical Fads Posted January 8th, 2012 in General

I remember the swine flu pandemic, ah the NHS went mad. Not quite what you're getting at but a still a "medical fad" shops and schools got closed down as soon as one person got it from there by order of the government. Bird flu before that, foot and mouth before that, good fun.

Response to: Abbey Road Web Cam Posted January 8th, 2012 in General

Not even kidding was watching for 30 seconds some dumb bitch in a coat jumped in the middle and had what appeared to be her boyfriend take a picture.. whilst standing one leg what the fuck is wrong with people.

They have come Posted January 8th, 2012 in General

Look up... Aliens! Irrefutable evidence right there, they come to feast on our delicious supple frames.

Response to: Newgrounds Football Club - Ngfc Posted January 6th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 1/6/12 12:46 PM, Sentio wrote:
Who can predict the most 3rd round cupsets? Pick out three fixtures that you feel a shock is on the cards in, a shock being defined as a team from a lower division upsetting any side a division or more higher in the football pyramid.

Well seeing as I'm in attendance being one of 7000 Charlton fans at the cottage tomorrow it'd be criminal not to predict us winning even though Fulham will probably have us.

Fulham 1 - 2 Charlton
Dagenham & Redbridge 2 - 0 Scumbags (Millwall)
MK Dons 1 - 0 QPR

Gotta love the FA Cup, a shame it's been dragged through the mud in recent years with league football being valued head and shoulders above it for commercial reasons. This years FA Cup is sponsored by Budweiser.. All you need to know really.

Response to: Woman ruins $30 million painting Posted January 6th, 2012 in General

At 1/6/12 12:27 PM, SKHM wrote: wish we had more INSIGHTFUL posters around here.. instead of the scum i normally deal with...

Lol, SKHM is the badass cop of the newgrounds bbs. Do you beat the fucking scum silly with your fists and spit on those fucking waste of DNA? Lmao. On topic, yeah the painting aint worth $30 million dollars but even if you don't agree with the price tag or have a beef with art in general. Don't wipe your fucking arse all oer someones work, was the painting actually doing any harm to this freak show women? No, she's an idiot.

Response to: Jesus our saviour Posted January 6th, 2012 in General

This is what Jesus would actually have looked like. Not so holy now is he conservative middle class Britain?

Jesus our saviour

Response to: Newgrounds Football Club - Ngfc Posted January 6th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 1/5/12 12:31 PM, Sentio wrote: Cheeky bet for Spurs in second?

Worth a punt, yids are looking really good this season. When they have players like Defoe and Jenas not even making the starting XI sign of a quality first team and obviously a strong bench.