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Okay, I made the mistake of not doing this myself, but soon that's all changing. Here's what you must do to be truly happy: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life.

How many movies, of the UK's infamous 1984 "Video Nasty" list, have you seen?

...and you guys have to have a problem with it. What the hell?

Alright, first off, thanks for wiping out the light/fabs. Now, after disposing of the evil auras, you and us remain. SO CHOOSE: JOIN THE NEUTRALS, OR DIE WITH THE REST.

...do you get an e-mail, or a PM for the offer? I'm just curious, even though I'll never be mod.

At 7/7/07 11:03 PM, Airbuster wrote:

you could argue that you're just comfortable in your sexuality, but if I knew you, and I saw you say that in front of me, I would rob you for your lunch money and beat you senseless, you pansy.

Bullshit. For starters, the only people who talk like that are wannabe tough-guys, closeted homosexuals, and agnst filled teens. If you knew me, you'd realize that romance isn't the biggest intrest of mine in media. I love films like Ichi the Killer, have a sick sense of humor, and people often feel unconfortable around me. I've been called a potential serial killer, zand it flatters me. But there's also this side of me, which I have a tendency to show less of in public, so I show it here. In short, fuck you. You don't know me.

Oh, and I'd just like it to go on record that the only reason I continue to watch Inuyasha is for the romance. I couldn't care less about the action. It used to be the other way around, but eventually I just got bored with it, and annoyed. However, I find the romance touching and beutiful.

At 7/7/07 10:31 PM, Zack wrote: Wow know your like a double fagget.

For starters, your grammar sucks so much it makes your argument null and void. Secondly, how does that make me a double faggot?

I LOVE the romantic bits in Inuyasha. Could someone provide links to such episodes? Thanks.

Okay, I'm looking for this flash, but I forget what it's called. I believe it was made by the SS, and it's about a kid too young to go on Newgrounds. Could you find it for me? Thanks.

At 10/31/06 07:29 PM, mojoman89447 wrote: even though that was incredibly random its true. he probably didnt kill enough people or something

He was actually convicted of 11 murders. Though he confessed to 350. He was a compulsive liar.

Why isn't this serial killer talked about much? Honestly, this is a guy who murdered people randomly and for FUN. I mean, sure it's bad he also murdered an eight year-old, but why is Ed Gein orTed Bundy "cooler"? Seriously, he could easily kill every other killer in a fight.

P.S: Is it strange of me to think that the fact that he killed his mom was justified? She did treat him horribly.

Fuck that. Before the year 2000, the 1900's were referred to as "nineteen___". I see no reason why the year number should go up from 19 to 2000. Therefore, from now on, I'm going to refer to every year after 1999 as "the twenty hundreds." So, now, I'm going to say: "The year is twenty oh six."

Good day.

Disclaimer: What I am about to post is not for pornograhpic reasons. I have a question about if it's really Paris Hilton in this video. Please don't ban me mods.

Anyhow, I've been wondering lately if the celebrities in celeberity porn are actually "celeberaties", or just look-alikes. So, I have a question: Is this really Paris Hilton? (nsfw) Thanks in advance.

At 10/24/06 06:33 PM, Masculine wrote: You lost in the Civil War already.

Stop crying.

That's got nothing to do with it. I mean, the CURRENT rednecks. I couldn't care less about the south loosing the war.

Seriously, what wrong with being a hick from the south? Leave politics out of it. So, no: "Becuase they elect people like Bush."

Video here:Enjoy, I know I did. Be sure to either buy the DVDs of the animated series, or watch episodes 2-6 on YouTube. It's one of the greatest animated series ever, shame ABC cancelled it, it manages to make the Clerks crew funny without them spewing four letter words.

Seriously. For about a year now, I've wondered about what human flesh tastes like. So, that's just curiousity right? Well, it used to be, but now I often think about how great it would be to just gut one of my classmates alive, and eat the raw intestines. So, what should I do about my taste for human flesh?

...throw soggy crackers at the house or apartment of an girl you like, while yelling: "Caligula was re-incarnated as Hilter, and Hitler was re-incarnated as President Bush! Therefore Bush is Caligula!"

So, how about it?

At 10/9/06 08:45 PM, API wrote: Irreversible should win with the like 8 minute long stationary-camera rape scene, ending with several kicks to the face, oh and not to mention the part where the guy beats that one dude's face to a pulp with a fire extinguisher. Looks like raspberry jam.

Well, Aftermath is pretty much gory fake necro porn. Cannibal Holocaust had gruesome genuine animal slaughter. Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood is 40 minutes of a single woman being dismembered, disembowled, and decapitated. Don't even get me started on AUM.

What's your list of the Top Ten sickest movies ever? Post some good list please!

Here's IGN's:

10. Irreversible
9. Men Behind the Sun
8. Salo:120 Days of Sodom
7. Ichi the Killer(uncut)
6. Murder-Set-Peices
5. Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood
4. Cannibal Holocaust(uncut)
3. Cutting Moments(First segment of the "Family Portraits" trilogy)
2. Aftermath
1. August Underground Mordum

I want to know, are the pictures on Rotten.com real, or just photoshopped or something. I want to know if I should jump into the gory goods or just..stay away.

Okay, so I need to know, are rimjobs weird? What about just licking the cheek?

Okay, I just rented The Evil Dead, but haven't watched it yet, for it is still light outside. Everyone knows horror movies are to be viewed in the dark. So I'm waiting for sundown. Anyway, to anyone who's seen it, is it good? Is it scary?

Okay, my friend's dad works at a slaughterhouse, and I was invited by them to come check it out. Naturally, I was curious as to how fatass producers are made, so I said okay. When I got there though, I was horrified. Cows getting their throats slit, pigs being gutted, and other atrocities.
When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" But on the way to Bel-Air, a toga wearing midget armed with a chainsaw named Caligula charged the cab, and horribly slaughtered the driver. He then procceded to violate me in many horrible ways, before cutting off my left pinky toe. I now only have nine toes. Fuck.

People may not remember what we say here tonight, but by god they'll remember what we do.

At 8/30/06 07:04 PM, rst_cenn wrote:

At 8/30/06 07:03 PM, charliedag wrote: I've been wondering this for awhile now: I know that people on the internet hate thirteen year-olds, but what do they think of 14 year-olds?

faggots, EVERY ONE OF THEM!!!!!!

I see. Well then, what about 15 year-olds?

I've been wondering this for awhile now: I know that people on the internet hate thirteen year-olds, but what do they think of 14 year-olds?

What exactly is this "Big Brother"? I realize that it's a "reality" show, but what happens in it? Furthermore, could someone please link me to some info about it? Thanks.

what are the 10 best american horror movies?