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Rape my girl hard and slowly.

That would be so hot.

I hope I had a sister.

A sexy sister.

A hot sister.

A sister I can molest and sleep with.

Delicious.

Just

1. Seduce "her" by singing Michael Jackson

2. Bring her home (if not already there)

3. Put her on her bed.

4. Strip her.

5. Strip yourself.

6. Leave

Master.

I read it for fun at a hotel I was at in Canada.

I fell asleep after 3 minutes.
And I'm seriously serious. I was reading it on my bed and I just fell asleep.

No offense to bible-loving people.

Wait...

WTF?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Get a PS3

It only does everything.

I agree with every point.

STARCRAFT
MECHCOMMANDER
MECHWARRIOR
RATCHET AND CLANK SERIES!!!!

There are so many good old games.

Best is StarCraft though

Its the best
Beats the rest
Pianis

Wii would like to play.

NO!!!

ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE BELONG TO THE WEBMASTER!

The secret person who is the controller and god of the internet, the one.

Ma dicko

Flee, flee, flee

You don't ditch school, school ditches YOU!

Pianis diarrhea is painful

Three steps to success with spiders

1. Flirt with them
2. Move together to a isolated room
3. Sex

At 9/12/10 11:06 AM, Colemanation wrote: Everything Duke Nukem says.

Yessiree

Bullshit

Just total bullshit

This is bloody sick.

i would burn a person.

I am not defined. I define other people.

Pornofield 69

Half-lick 3

(Harassment) Resistance 3

Huh I thought you were insulting us in the title lol.

Anyways, that guy is just flucking epic.

Eat some cheese and get pumped up on LSD

Well...
Bike hitting block thing, falling down into ditch with bike.

At 9/2/10 09:48 AM, Archawn wrote: Have fun.

Thats epic.

At 8/29/10 01:24 PM, HeadbangingLegend wrote: So you're asking what I have on my computer desk that isn't computer hardware?

Okay... ashtray, cigarette roller machine, about $5 in change, bottle caps, hairbrush, dettol ointment, school ID, toothpicks, a ruler, a pascalle lolly, a shitload of rubber bands, some cotton ear cleaners, 2 pens, an SD > USB adapter, a playing card, a tin with some marijuana in it...

:... I'd make a time machine.

Or you could make a epic marijuana machine that clones marijuana.

But he's just in a grape costume. And I like blacks and grapes. Lol

Whats racist there.

At 8/28/10 09:48 PM, KeroKeroMario wrote: PS3 fanboys say PS3, PC elitists say PC. It's all the same bologna.

I have a PS3 and a PC and I hope I had a better PC.
I love my PS3 but I just like PC gaming better...

I have:
Towel
Sketchbook
Papers
Calculator
Waterbottle
3 USBs
Few plastic container boxes
Few erasers
Few necklaces
5+ video game packaging/boxes/containers
4 Mini Tank Models
1 Lamp
1 TV
1 Magazine
1 lego car
Few pieces of important paper
Webcam
Buzz Lightyear
Mannequin
Trash Bin
Flashlight
Spongebob
Rock
Ear plugs
Thing that scares insects away
Headphone
Earphone
Cables
Mousepad
Rulers
Mouse
Computer
Headset

With these things I could create a genius machine by combining the calculator, rules, water bottle, and paper I could make a cheap calculator controlled chip that would then be stuck with the lego car which would be used to attach the light and TV. The calculator would be attached to the TV and then wired to directly interact with the TV. The light would be turned on and stuck to the front end of the machine. Then I would glue on the misc plastic and video game boxes to protect the soft innards and then attach The computer onto the top and wire that to the calculator and TV and light. Then I would plug in my earphone/headphone/headset to the computer and also the webcam. I would stick the webcam onto the front firmly and attach to the computer which then displays the info onto the tv. Then, by using the erasers as grips and shock absorbers, I would put them between many parts of the electronics to prevent accidental damage. Then, by wiring all the electronics together, I would be able to directly control everything from the computer. Alternatively, using a wireless connection.
Then by strapping the necklaces and holding certain things together, the mousepad would be put at the front below the webcam as a front bumper and the towels at the sides and back. The artbook could be put at the front to show off my drawing skills. I would have created the most useless thing in the whole FLUCKING WORLD.

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