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At 6/8/11 05:06 PM, Psycho-Pickle wrote: It's just a color. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

I know a couple gay people on here that use red and green. Both are masculine colors.

Green is masculine? Interesting.

It doesn't mean they're gay, it's just a funny aura. There was once an idea that everyone go fab for cancer awareness month, upon reflection, it wasn't such a bad idea.

At 6/8/11 12:08 AM, Painbringer wrote: I thought this thread was going to be about physical pain/torture.

I thought this thread was going to be about childhood obesity.

Laugh at the fact that she left me for someone with a smaller cock.

Laugh at them, look for the nearest baby, and then eat it.

Don't do drugs, because drugs are bad m'kay?

At 6/6/11 11:47 PM, Ryanson wrote: I'm into myself.

I'm not gay.

You trying to imply that I am?

That depends... is it working?

At 6/6/11 11:21 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:

At 6/6/11 11:15 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: You still play with a dick every night, albeit it's attached to you

That doesn't mean I'm sexually attracted to myself. I don't get a boner just by looking at my dick.

But if you did, you would be a wizard.

At 6/6/11 11:11 PM, JMCJoe wrote: I asked my gay brother, he says no.

Ask him why not then, damn it!

Mine really did. And after that, I felt like a piece of my soul was shattered, because he was my best friend. And now I play the guitar and troll hard for the lolz.

At 6/6/11 11:06 PM, RalphieUJ wrote: Oh this thread is so serious and hilarious at the same time.

Homosexuals might be more inclined to be narcissistic than straight guys because of them liking the same sex as them, but that doesn't mean they have to be sexually aroused by themselves.

You're right, some of them could be lard asses.

Seriously, I believe rape is worse, and have intense urges to kill rapist.

At 6/6/11 08:55 PM, MC25 wrote:

At 6/6/11 06:46 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Themselves? I mean, they're the gender they want to be with, so it seems logical that they would be into themselves.

You touch your own dick when you masterbate.
Does that mean you like dick?
Do you love giving guys hand jobs?
Just because you like to touch your own?

case rested

So you're assuming that I masturbate and my sexuality? Bold move my friend... bold move...

At 6/6/11 06:51 PM, Abnf wrote: Non-exclusive about dating? What would Earth be like?

Everyone would be space-whale.

You're in a room...

Bullshit.

At 6/6/11 05:12 PM, maxninja234 wrote: is going to have sex with you...who is it?

But dude, that would be your mom... No hard feelings right?

At 6/6/11 06:52 PM, Timchik wrote: Was it necessary to ask that question? I nearly puked. No, hell no.

Could Scarface do your female clone?

Say, "Oh, that's were I left it," and then pick it up.

At 6/6/11 06:48 PM, Prome wrote:

At 6/6/11 06:47 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: If you love yourself, are you gay?

Totally not.

Dude, that's totally gay.

Right?

All your problems can be solved with the nuclear anomaly perk.

Themselves? I mean, they're the gender they want to be with, so it seems logical that they would be into themselves.

At 6/6/11 04:21 AM, SolidLiquid wrote: ill fuck her, tell the world about it, and that bitch better my damn babies.

She'll better your babies like no baby has ever been bettered before!

Deny reality, acquire currency.

Sorry man, I am not phased by breast size, small or large.

If they have to talk to you behind your back, then they are weak cowards that could only wish to be you.

At 5/29/11 12:44 PM, ratchetrockon wrote: Since I live in a military Base I have met a lot of Marines.

Most of them are pretty cool actually. LOTS of marines on Okinawa have just gotten out of high school too! So many of them still act like US! Except they've hardened up.

One marine guy that I've met told me that when his dad died his mom hardly took care of him; he had no job, so he joined the marines since it was his only option.
Although he did tell me he would not recommend joining the military since it's low paying, and it's pretty hard.

Your choice.

If you get the rank of Eagle Scout in the Boy Scouts and go to college you get multiple pay raises and promotions before you even join. That, and the military pays for the cost of living.

If you are interested in the physical requirements and can't find them, just stay as physically fit as you possibly can.

It's interesting to see how many people just read the first post.

I, for one, do not give a shit about what the Vatican likes to listen to.

I celebrate Halloween, but that's about all I celebrate and don't believe in.

Even with flash, my room is so dark.

So dark....

At 5/28/11 05:24 PM, mattuiop wrote: What's wrong with Canadian people?
I'm British and I keep seeing these Americans insulting them as if they are crazy jocks and lumberjacks with chainsaws that live in wooden huts in forests. To be fair, I see more normal people in Canada than I do in America.
Seriously haters. What do you all have against Canadian people?

I don't have anything against Canadian people BECAUSE they are crazy jocks and lumberjacks with chainsaws.