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At 6/16/11 02:01 AM, razorbladesigh wrote: Celebrities are just people. Albeit people with more money and looks than I'm likely to ever have, but people nonetheless.

Actually most of the appearances, on TV or otherwise, are enhanced. You may be correct about the money though.

At 6/16/11 01:57 AM, QuietStealth wrote:

At 6/16/11 01:53 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: Get your stupid ass over to her, ask her out, and try to develop a relationship with her that isn't based around mindless physical attraction.

I DO LIKE HER! She's just nervous because she's never had a boyfriend before and she's worried she's gonna screw it up.

Shouldn't be hard then, just give her slack and don't have super high standards.

At 6/16/11 01:58 AM, J-Cobyz wrote: If you say that some posts are rage inducing, ehy dont you turn off the PC and take a nap? Im pretty sure that will calm you down.

FUCK NO! Get out your RAGE TITS and FUCK THAT SHIT UP! Shit's about to get INTENSE!

At 6/16/11 01:56 AM, Piggler wrote: I've also felt pretty unmotivated recently. I don't play my bass as much as I used to, I barely workout anymore and I haven't drawn anything in a while either. All I do is play Call of Duty and eat. What's wrong with me?

You're tired with life and have little that you care about to motivate yourself. Try setting a goal you care about.

Why is it funny? BECAUSE PENIS THAT'S WHY!

Also, they are unlike any other body part, they FUCKING WIGGLE, and the shock factor/ unacceptable air about it.

Get your stupid ass over to her, ask her out, and try to develop a relationship with her that isn't based around mindless physical attraction.

At 6/16/11 01:50 AM, Gerbil wrote: POPS

You cannot deny their dominance over all cereals

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I'm going to go eat some RIGHT NOW!

If you want to relax, and anger makes you tense, this is not the place to come. But people like you make this a nicer place to be.

At 6/16/11 01:44 AM, Genocide wrote: Cereal is for kids. Men eat oats.

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

I FUCKING LOVE CEREAL!

:Fucking....LOVE...Cereal....

Have a theme and post that theme in your signature. Once you get people looking at one blog entry others will follow.

Appeal to interest of others.

Have the blog fulfill a purpose.

Dude, most people don't care. I still know you as one of the better NG posters despite what you've said or done, even though you are a truly pathetic person. You have a lot of potential, find out how to use it.

At 6/15/11 07:42 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: Humanities rampant stupidity, loneliness, the current and constant degrading condition of Earth.

Well, this answers the post for me.

At 6/16/11 01:23 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 6/16/11 01:19 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:

At 6/16/11 01:18 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Everybody needs love and attention.

BULLSHIT!

Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Physical needs exist, and are needed for physical health. But emotional needs are just as real, and can actually have a drastic impact on your mental AND physical health.

lol srs response is srs.

You are correct, unless you take into account special cases like psychopaths, sociopaths, and certain forms of autistic individuals. But there is an exception to every rule.

Now, a need is something that allows something to survive, or for something to happen. I take the context of a need meaning a requirement for life unless otherwise stated. In order for me to survive, I do not need emotional support. However miserable (or not) I may be, I still will live.

At 6/16/11 01:18 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Everybody needs love and attention.

BULLSHIT!

Because it's made of powerful feelings that mindless consumers unite under.

If I EVER get the opportunity to kill a rapist legally or have the ability to get away with it, I would do so all the while in sexual ECSTASY as I make it as slow and painful as possible.

If you do it, you will regret it.

He was found and raped by Newgro- I mean Anonymous.

Either way, I hope she lives a life full of pain, misery, and intense suffering.

At 6/16/11 12:48 AM, NimblekidX wrote: their "needs" are in fact wants. the only thing we need are the things we have to survive. sex,as funny as it sounds,is one of the most important,needed things in human nature.

Wrong. There are in fact people that are born straight, gay, and bisexual that never have sex in their entire lives, and live otherwise completely normal lives.

This is a horrible idea and hopefully will get horrible results.

Chainsaw their children.

At 6/14/11 08:30 AM, iateamexican wrote: PEOPLE AREN'T GIVING ME FREE STUFF TO THE QUALITY I DEMAND
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

I never thought of Newgrounds like this for the reasons that I try to get the artist to improve and make a better portfolio, but thinking about this statement is pretty damn funny.

Your mom. So hard... that there would be nothing left but meat turned into pulp.

We should just not swear at all, and learn to get along.

History is backed by primary sources.

Mathematics is rooted in logic and builds upon itself.

English and its mechanics enable us to learn other languages to better communicate.

Science teaches processes that organizes observations and teaches how to question and describe what we analyze.

School offers an environment to teach social skills and suggests collaboration.

The only person that makes school useless are useless students.

At 6/14/11 03:13 AM, gutterhelmet wrote: never hesitate in saying no when they ask you if they look fat. not even for a second.

Keeping them down makes it easier to control them.

Money.

Try asking her or why don't you go hiking or some shit?

Classical music is ok, but I prefer Baroque. But even better than that, I prefer symphonic and neoclassical metal.

At 6/8/11 08:02 PM, letiger wrote: I eat fast food everyday and I weight 95 fucking pounds.

Dude... I could break you like a stick...

Anyway, I eat a crapload of food everyday, but I don't gain weight. I also do martial arts and the like, but lately I haven't been doing much, so I'm surprised I haven't gotten morbidly obese...