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I don't watch anime all that much, but I do respect it as a style because of the ability to make camera angels that are virtually impossible and to use special effects that would otherwise cost millions of dollars to make. Very useful story-making material.

Can lurk for very long times. I don't have much to say in a lot of threads.

At 11/20/11 12:01 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Can't be worse than the deaf girl.

What the Hell are you talking about? Deaf chicks are hot.

Yes.

Children of Bodom - Downfall

Anything made to be Power metal, anything made by Turisas, and most stuff made by Nightwish.

Xenovomit failed to read and perceive the message I was displaying correctly. GiantDouche doesn't see how the massive amount of porn made by non-professionals compared to companies making porn is relevant.

Something is wrong with you people.

I like how some people think the porn industry is run by organized film makers and professional whores/ healthcare professionals while in reality it is run by the free-world we like to call the internet combined with a very irresponsible and careless society.

In my basement, obviously.

At 11/19/11 10:54 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 11/19/11 10:50 PM, SpaceWhale wrote: Basically bacon + anything that is not bacon.

What about bacon + lettuce + cheese + tomato + bread?

Damn, Narcissy, might as well eat s shit sandwich.

Get friends to help you. Mr. Chloroform is always happy to help.

That just gives you one more hole to use.

NG will not reach a peak, there will eventually be a date where it expands even farther due to its nature. On those times, the last one before the site is shut down or time ends will be its "peak."

Won't land on anyone. Suffer.

So NG, I want to know... what is the worst thing you would do for a million dollars? Would you kill Morgan Freeman? Would you shank a baby? Would you destabilize the Russian government? Feel free to get creative and analyze yourself.

The Book of Eli. Best movie ever.

Mindfuck.

At 7/29/11 11:06 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Who needs friends when you have.. ass.

Dude, I know what you mean. Who needs friends when you have a nice big, bowl of ass.

At 7/30/11 01:38 AM, Oolaph wrote: Tea is quite possibly the greatest beverage ever. I absolutely love it. In fact, I regularly drink about a quart and a half in a sitting.

I didn't know that was how you spell milk.

At 7/29/11 03:22 AM, Dawnslayer wrote:

At 7/28/11 11:46 PM, Finalfina wrote: Brave New World.

That Soma...

If I recall correctly, Brave New World wasn't the result of an apocalypse.

Anyway, I'll have to go with Appleseed. I think it's the only post-apocalyptic universe I have any chance of surviving in.

You're correct, it is more along the lines of a dystopia.

TheBlueRaven

I volunteer at-

Wait.. no one can know I'm actually a good person...

I take shits in children's shoes and burn orphans, if that isn't contributing to society, I don't know what is!

At 7/17/11 11:50 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote:

What did you do today?

I accidentally the whole economy and blamed it on a black man!

The only clock worth mentioning is Dethklok.

Your problems are weak. The obvious solution is to kill your friends and then bury your girlfriend alive.

At 7/18/11 01:11 AM, Addict wrote: be CAREFUL newgrounds is full of homosexual blood

Time to spill it!

Tonight... we feast!

Oh, people can walk around with guns and beer all day long, but one ninja walks around and it's like, "Oh look at that ninja he's gonna kill us omfg!" Damn pussys.

This is how you get your cook on... black metal vegan style.

I would hate to lose my money to a girl. >:(

At 7/8/11 01:15 AM, ComradeMolotov wrote: because dolphins

Damn straight. Those dolphins are racist cunts!

Scenario one: Not possible. I don't drink nor do I have sex just after meeting someone.

Scenario two: If by some miraculous chance I didn't notice for three months and the patient is post op, I would have to assume "it" would look like a woman enough for me to accept this, but question the amount of trust the person has in the relationship.

At 7/7/11 03:08 PM, JaY11 wrote: If only her father could have foreseen such events

Pure...gold...