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At 2/22/14 09:31 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Chaos and clutter follow in my wake... I am a terrible slob.

This is the most poetic line here thus far.

At 2/18/14 05:44 PM, darkjam wrote: Soooooooo, how bout dat Warlords of Draenor huh?

Hopefully it will revive the game but until then this thread is going to be empty.

Shadman.

Space Ghost.

I would call this more a stream of consciousness writing than a poem. This has little if any structure or formatting, no meter or literary device other than imagery, and is very bland. The emotions were conveyed decently but the best I can qualify this as is a cathartic block of text.

"I published New Ground from my parents' basement in Perkasie, PA, sending sporadic issues to around 100 members of a club on Prodigy. I was 13 at the time, which explains why I have so much faith in today's thirteen year olds."

- Tom Fulp

A lot of people are bashing on this person's age, and while it may be true that the majority of preteens and teenagers themselves are obnoxious and generally unintelligent, it's also true there are exceptions to the rule. This person, for reasons unspecified, is going through what they believe is a serious issue of not having control in their life.

Instead of asking for details, the average person is blindly and pretentiously giving advise and telling them to leave. What we should be doing is either: a.) Ignore them b.) Listen to them and find out the specifics of their issue.

This user could end up contributing a lot to this site, or be a pointless waste of time. If you think this person can amount to something, listen and give practical, genuine advise. If you think they're going to be useless, then take option b.

As for "Fatty's" desire to not be controlled... by who, or what? What is the main problem in your life? Why do you feel oppressed? Is there no way to have patience or to negotiate having more responsibilities?

Dark Souls. The plot is terrible, the controls are clunky, and everything sucks.

I love that game.

Why is it that people always say they don't have enough time for Newgrounds? I understand if you outgrow the site, but surely to post on the forums would only require about 10 minutes of your time.

I wouldn't know if this site is as active as it was in 2003, but my original account was made in 2006. Compared to then, it doesn't seem to be much different, hopefully this is good enough to answer your question.

These post should continue to spread on NG if not increase in number. While I don't personally enjoy or despise these post, it brings more traffic back to the website in general. Besides, this argument could be made for any topic. For example, one could claim that NG as an entirety doesn't care about diseases. This eliminates an entire topic from the forum, while you personally may not care about diseases, I find them fascinating.

Any album by Dying Fetus or Children of Bodom.

Dragon Age: Origins. That game has taken up ridiculously large amounts of my time.

No. It's not impossible, but marriage requires a lot of time and effort.

There is no specific age that is "best" for this site. Tom wants the site to accommodate a multitude of ages because he believes younger generations can make truly great things.

It has been my experience that this site talks about "mature" content and things that are generally looked down upon in society. This begs the question, "should the younger generations be on this site?"

My answer to that question is always the same: I don't give a single shit.

The "best" age to be on this site if I absolutely had to restrict it down to a specific one would be around 15-18. At that age, you aren't worried about working or studying if you're in college or whatnot. You also have extra time. That being said, I don't believe that time is as big a factor as others make it out to be. You can use the site and just post a few times a day or maybe just lurk. Depends on how you use the site.

Here's what you do. You go Disneyland right, and when all the kids are cheering at Micky, you take off his mask, cum in it, and put it back on the employee really quick like. That's where you do it.

Fuck parents I'm going to be Batman.

Bump because fuck you that's why.

Thanks for the help guys!

I'm not sure if this is the right section of Newgrounds to post this in exactly, but I was wondering about graphics cards.

The main information I want on them is:

1.) How do I know a graphics card is "good?"

2.) How do I find what kind of graphics card I have? Google said to press start ----> Run ----> type dxdiag then click ok ----> in direct x diagnostic click Display. In the device section I should be able to see what kind of graphics card I have, if I'm correct I believe I have a ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5470 graphics card but I may have mistaken this for the graphics card name.

3.) If I wanted a computer specifically made for gaming, what kind of graphics card would I want?

I have none of these problems, especially not the flying one because I would have to go through TSA agents borderline molesting me to have one of those problems, and these problems are petty if not trivial at best.

Didn't watch all of it, I found it annoying, the singing was the best part from a technical perspective, if you could call it that (how I detest rap), and the video left me unimpressed and questioning why they made the choices they did. Unlike the rest of the populous of retards we refer to as Youtube commenters, I was also unimpressed with the looks of the performers themselves.

Holy fucking shit. Do ANY of you see how little this matters? Anyone? For those that don't let me explain:

On the largest level: It is most likely nothing will change and there will be a LARGE amount of butthurt on both sides. The extremist will live angry and sorrow filled lives and poor those emotions into their respective causes.

On the smallest level: The minds of the people here will not change. Even if they ALL thought the same exact way and SOMEHOW all decided to help by forming one organizational body, Newgrounds would not solve this issue, and at best might make a small dent.

On the level of the individuals arguing: Is it worth it? Is it REALLY worth it? If you look closely enough most of you think the same as the person you're arguing against. And even if you didn't, you aren't going to change each other's mind and you probably don't care if you do. What do you WANT?

As for what I think: It personally doesn't matter. I respect and treat women as equals to myself (whether they deserve that respect or not) and if everyone would throw away their ridiculously overblown ego, then this problem might not exist at all.

It's been a while since we had a full team of mature and dedicated mods.

Op is just mad because we ballin'.

This is the Thought Police! Cut that shit out... NOW!

Best advice/answer: Don't care. Just go with it.

At 11/23/11 05:10 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote:

Dilhole. If I had my own brand of Fleshlights, that's what I would call them.

"Like a dildo for the opposite sex. The Dilhole. Buy one today."

I seriously doubt you will ever cease to amaze me.

Definitely not. Living back then would be hard and potentially boring. The only form of entertainment would be sex, limited educational/humanism values to study, looking at art, and.... eating?

Not appealing to me. Besides, there would be very little comforts afforded in that time period and I would find the living conditions to be very unsatisfactory.

I feel like the original post kind of derailed from stating an opinion with little if any fact into a rant on the misguided beliefs of a large group of people that are easy to single out and pick on.

For both topics, I don't care much at all; if I don't like a song, I don't listen to it. If I don't like a person, I avoid them.

Torture is inefficient when it comes to getting information, but it works wonders when you want to force someone to do something.

At 11/20/11 12:07 AM, Natick wrote: I'd like to say as an observer, this thread has...

In all seriousness, if this is a flamewar I have to say it's the weakest one I've ever seen. Like... pitifully weak. At most it's an argument between sarcastic assholes and semi to fully educated members of their respective societies. To 'flame,' I believe it's required to bash on someone, or their beliefs.