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Response to: The Problem Solvers. Posted May 4th, 2011 in General

This thread is funny because Yert touches himself at night.

I should know, I watch.
Response to: You hate rap, but... Posted May 4th, 2011 in General

I hate rap. No exceptions.

Response to: House on fire Posted May 3rd, 2011 in General

Roundhouse kick that shit.

Response to: Changing the Topic. Posted May 3rd, 2011 in General

Guys, what the hell is a islam?

Response to: So Is It Safe? Posted May 3rd, 2011 in General

Behold the humor!

Response to: Stop caring so much. Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

Apathy is death.

Stop caring so much.

Response to: The sincerest form of flattery Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

People don't always like being parodied (Rina-Chan) but there isn't much they can do to stop it. The only real authority stopping newgrounds from doing anything most of the time would be Tom Fulp and his team. There is no real structure or efficient organization to prevent copyright infringements.

How would I feel if I was parodied? Uncaring. Wouldn't matter too much to me so long as it didn't take too much of my original work.

Response to: Osama might be dead, but... Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

At 5/2/11 10:11 AM, straberrykiler6789 wrote: " Not trolling in any way"

Why the hell not

I approve of this post.

Response to: Just think... Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

There was a special on conspiracy theories about 9/11, all of them disproved or heavily supported against, the the conspiracy theorist still believed in what they did despite the proof right in front of them.

Response to: Hitler 'had Jewish and African root Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

At 5/2/11 04:17 AM, wehrmacht5 wrote: Hitler was Christian, smartass

Actually he persecuted them too but to a lesser degree. He admired the Catholic church for its organization and structure.

Response to: My Guineapig just died.. Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

Remember that it made you happy and that happiness is worth the loss. Don't let its death keep you from getting another one.

Response to: Osama might be dead, but... Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

(Not trolling in any way, not even satirical for this post)

You are completely right, as a strategist this is a crucial time. The head may not even have been the head, it may have been a public figure or fall guy to rally under. With him gone, this terrorist organization will more than likely mobilize and spread its units quietly. Then they will lie in wait, using time against their enemies to strike when we least expect it.

As for their temperaments, it will not affect how they strike, or even when. They will attack like they always have under a new figure head.

Response to: Osama Got His Comeuppance Posted May 2nd, 2011 in NG News

You think this will be the end of it, it's only the beginning.

Response to: Photoshop Bin Ladin Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

At 5/2/11 09:40 AM, jonathanfis wrote: DickNeck just got a challenger

Cannot tell if neck hair, or poorly maintained beard.

Response to: Photoshop Bin Ladin Posted May 2nd, 2011 in General

At 5/1/11 11:50 PM, quagmire690 wrote: i dont think that making fun of the dead is appropriate...

Shut up pussy. It's totally appropriate.

Response to: Extreme amounts of stupidity Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

At 5/1/11 10:16 PM, klik wrote:
At 5/1/11 10:12 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 5/1/11 09:59 PM, klik wrote: There seems to be more than the average amour of idiots on the BBS right now, we're all doomed.
Crikey! It looks like one of'em made a thread. Let's get a closer look.
Leave me alone

Leave kilk alone, just leave him alone! He didn't do anything wrong!

Extreme amounts of stupidity

Response to: Extreme amounts of stupidity Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

At 5/1/11 10:06 PM, klik wrote:
At 5/1/11 10:02 PM, HighWay wrote: Define "doomed".
doomed (Verb) past participle, past tense of doom (Verb)
1. We Gunna die

Actually, I view doomed more as an adjective meaning foreboding or destined to some form of unwanted negativity. Perhaps it could be a verb if you were to 'doom' someone, but I doubt this is in the context in which it is meant.

I mean penisburger.

Response to: Extreme amounts of stupidity Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

At 5/1/11 09:59 PM, klik wrote: There seems to be more than the average amour of idiots on the BBS right now, we're all doomed.

When you say amour, is that a thinly veiled attempt at insulting the user, or do you mean amount?

Response to: Horror movies rely on gore... Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

They want that shock value that gore provides, but it's so overdone that it has long lost its luster. In addition, new horror movies leave nothing to the imagination and therefore makes the movie less "horrific." Of course when it was first done it was a big thing, so if you mix it and use it in moderation, say, on an important character or use a shadow scene instead of the direct shot of gore spilling out, you may get a greater reaction.

Many horror movies rely on gore, but even more still use alternative methods far more subtle to disturb the audience and make them think about what may or may not have actually happened. It all depends on how the film is carried out and by whom.

Response to: Become a vegan, reason inside here; Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

I'm on an all vegan diet; meaning I eat only vegans.

Response to: How would you call this fallacy? Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

It's not one conclusive statement, but more of an implied belief. In this event, they are neglecting the fact that the intended audience knows what they're talking about seeing since they are the target of said media piece, and that means that they are the ONLY people who know what is right or wrong in a movie, not the people who make it.

Response to: Reveiws = comments Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

My reviews do not contain unhelpful things mentioned in the OP. However, nothing is stopping you from marking the reviews you mentioned as abusive or useless.

Response to: Less Respect For "whorish" Girls? Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

At 5/1/11 12:07 AM, Jedi-Master wrote:
At 4/30/11 11:57 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:
At 4/30/11 11:55 PM, Dubbi wrote: Shouldn't a woman be able to make her own sexual decisions without fear of being judged?
No. Everyone should be judged for it regardless of gender.
So you advocate intolerance. Hmm.

OK.

FUCK YES! Damn orphans, so... flammable...

Response to: Yeahhh I got to hear my dad cry Posted May 1st, 2011 in General

At 5/1/11 12:00 AM, Boss wrote: just thank him for fuckign yo mama then leave

This line is hilarious because of all the potential uses it has.

Response to: Less Respect For "whorish" Girls? Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

At 4/30/11 11:55 PM, Dubbi wrote: Shouldn't a woman be able to make her own sexual decisions without fear of being judged?

No. Everyone should be judged for it regardless of gender.

Response to: Yeahhh I got to hear my dad cry Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

At 4/30/11 11:53 PM, SoggyBread wrote: He brought you into this world, so shut up you ingrate.

Ignorant fag is ignorant.

Response to: Salt Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

At 4/30/11 11:38 PM, steph2568 wrote: I love salt. Fuck you.

I love you. Why don't you call anymore?!

Response to: Women, question... Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

At 4/30/11 08:45 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Decisions, decisions.

Can't I just have your mom and be done with it?

Salt Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

So there you are, eating some fries when all of a sudden, your fat ass is all like, "THIS NEEDS MORE SALT NOW!!!!" So you grab the salt shaker, and you pump that bitch like your gay friend's penis, and sprinkle that shit so hard that it completely covers your food. After furiously masturbating to the site of your ideal meal, you face plant directly into the salt laden shit excuse for food.

After gorging yourself on this shit, you pull your face up only to discover your eyes are burning from the horrible sensation of salt sitting on your eyes. They slowly boil until they are liquidated into a liquid mass, requiring a trip to the emergency room and years of therapy.

Salt

Response to: Damn Google Posted April 30th, 2011 in General

At 4/30/11 11:08 PM, SizzleBolt wrote:
At 4/30/11 11:04 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:
At 4/30/11 10:23 PM, Randomguy78 wrote: its easy to fake recommended searches... whether it was photoshopped or not
How about you take yo ass and do it yourself if you have some sort of retarded sense that this is fake.
Hmm, what's this I have found...?

A new way to be retarded?