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just because of a 15% decrease in size since 1993 doesnt mean its going to explode within 2 years.

another article says it could explode in 100,000 years from now.

avira has the highest detection rate.

ive used avira for almost 2 years...no problems yet...

id much rather have my dick sucked.

i mean, its a warm, wet hole right next to their butthole. theres lots of bacteria. and they bleed out of it every month.

but like you said, if they wash it right before, i guess its not too bad lol

a7x
bfmv
escape the fate
hollywood undead
korn
linkin park
soad

sounds awesome.

At 1/24/11 09:06 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote:

At 1/24/11 08:44 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: my dick, your mouth

Woah woah, you don't just jump into bed with the gimp. You gotta wine and dine me, take me out for lunch. Seduce me.

no bed needed. just me and you.

and i dont even take my gf out lolol

my dick, your mouth

i would skip it like you did your junior year. prom is lame.

if aaron rodgers starts throwing interceptions, the game will probably already be over. also i dont see the packers run defense stopping mendenhall either.

back up your hard drive. its about to fail!

At 1/24/11 06:59 PM, TheGoldenGuitar wrote: So i was walking down the block minding my own binnis when some pedophiles were ganna rape this girl, So i jumped down and kicked their asses,

story of your life getting raped by huge black cocks.

Den some bitch comes out of nowhere and throws a orb at my face. Suddenly i can't control my body and she tells me to take off my helmet and gives me a pistol and i shoot myself in the head.

reminds me of 'push' where the girl can look at somebody and make them kill themselves

Anyway after that i woke up 10 years later, Than suddenly this big flaming dude tries to cross my bridge so im like '' You Shall Not Pass '' and i kick his ass and he pulls me down a endless dark cliff, I survive the fall and climb out only to get hit by two taxi's in succession and than body slammed by an orange dragon.

lotr + taxi scene of the fifth element

If that wasn't bad enough i got run over by a steam roller and turned into generic brand tooth paste.

austin powers spy who shagged me, where the guy gets steamrolled in the street

Should i go to the hospital?

fuck you.

avira
spywareblaster
ccleaner
hijackthis
superantispyware
malwarebytes
advanced system care

all free versions, of course

she tried sucking 200 dicks in one day and passed out on the 75th.

shes a super whore

ravens fell apart. they should have won. jets beat the patriots twice this season now. They are clearly a good team.

however, steelers managed to beat both of those teams.

hopefully rodgers doesnt throw a bunch of interceptions hmm?

the world is not as violent as you think. theres 7 billion of us coexisting on this earth right now, more humans than ever in the history of the earth. I think we're doing pretty good...

drama and emotions suck, so even if that chick is easy, i wouldnt want her.

scene girls are hawt, you should pick that one

my favorite teams are mizzou and the rams.

because:

a) marriage is a sign of love, which is considered the strongest emotion a human can feel.

b) when you want to start a family, are you going to go around and knock up a bunch of different woman? no. marriage creates a family.

there are my answers and im sticking to it!

At 1/20/11 05:35 PM, Shade wrote:

At 1/20/11 05:28 PM, Drake wrote:

At 1/20/11 05:12 PM, Shade wrote: My toaster goes on fucking adventures with the rest of my appliances.

My toaster has life-scarring adventures in the house with strangers.

That... was disturbing.

Fucking disturbing.

scared by a THREAD1111!!!!!!

At 1/20/11 05:01 PM, kazumazkan wrote: weed is goog

salvia is goog

cocain not so good

lsd is awsome

etc.

best post of the thread

At 1/20/11 04:22 PM, McZero wrote: You are breathing in smoke; something burning, and letting it into your lungs. That is stupid. I'll try some THC; but I will never ever inhale smoke voluntarily ever.

try a vaporizer or edibles. THC vapor is safe for your lungs. and the edibles are safe for your body.

At 1/20/11 04:14 PM, her0n wrote:

At 1/20/11 04:09 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: im not harping on the name you idiot, MDMA and ecstasy are different.

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdm a.shtml

I'm done with you. Also is there a way to get illegal drugs that are on a regulated market? Please I'd like to know; I'd also like to know people who actually sell straight MDMA considering that it doesn't make much profit at all.

on top of the illegal thing, i found the answer in your fucking link you dumbass.

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdm a_faq_testing_kits.shtml

thats because they are FUCKING ILLEGAL. it all seems to come back to that doesnt it?

At 1/20/11 03:58 PM, her0n wrote: Oh the arrogance of your post, this whole "I'm the only one who could ever be right!" attitude reminds me of something; perhaps those anti-drug fanatics? In any case you took my whole post found one thing you felt you could exploit and went for it. Yes you did say most, but other drugs contain such ill-effects to the unlucky.

thats because the whole post was fucking retarded. and also, you chose to use a harmful drug as an example, which i agree that it can be harmful.

Also it's kind of amusing that you harp on the name

im not harping on the name you idiot, MDMA and ecstasy are different.

since most people in fact do not take straight MDMA if you had a clue you'd know that as well,so a more appropriate term would be ecstasy since it is produced and distributed far more than straight MDMA ever would be, because straight MDMA simply isn't as much of a party drug without the meth.

1st off: its not my fault. people buy this shit from an unregulated black market. its their choice. i would never buy ecstasty, but i would buy MDMA.

2nd off: MDMA cut with meth does not make it a party drug. MDMA alone is fucking fine as it is. stop fucking making up shit that it needs to be cut with meth for it to be good.

3rd off: meth is bad for you

At 1/20/11 03:40 PM, her0n wrote: herp derp acting like a smartass.

too bad ecstasy would not fall in the category of "most" drugs. Notice how i used the word "most". I already know that ecstasy could be cut and mixed with a number of harmful things. Thank you for trying to look smart tho.

btw, MDMA would be the drug you would want to take, not ecstasy...

At 1/20/11 03:28 PM, her0n wrote:

At 1/20/11 03:21 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: 2nd off, actually most drugs are not harmful in MODERATION

Stop pretending like you know what you're talking about; there's no way to get away with any drug without any risks-scot-free. Drugs are harmful and that's that; some are more dangerous than others, but that's not the point.

seriously, just shut the fuck up, because you are completely wrong. one of the first things i said in this thread is people like you just accept anything as absolute fact and dont do any personal research.

define scot-free? because the human body is amazing and most drugs when used in moderation cause no permanent damage or long-term effects.

you sound very brainwashed.

At 1/20/11 03:17 PM, EpicFail wrote: I'm ChaD and all my topics are about drugs.

i like drugs :D

At 1/20/11 03:22 PM, wonderland-hatter wrote:

At 1/20/11 03:21 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: bla bla bla

gb2 woodstock, gramps.

haha you read my post and posted your response in 1 minute?

At 1/20/11 03:03 PM, Asandir wrote: Just say no to drugs , alcohol and tobacco!
Keep your mind clean from these things and stay healthy.

1st off, alcohol and tobacco ARE drugs

2nd off, actually most drugs are not harmful in MODERATION, just like you can die from water poisoning if you drink too much of it. you are not expanding your mind and thinking outside the box, conforming to the government and letting them control you. They already have "no-knock" warrants where they just bust into your house. How much longer before they can do whatever they want? Also theres already private prisons, which means people are making money from people going to jail...

everybody is just being herded along like sheep. If the government can control your sober mind and completely manipulate you, then can say whatever they want and you will never question them. However, on (certain) drugs your mind works differently and you view things from different perspectives and gain knowledge.

So theres one idea to think about.

Anybody else tired of the lies surrounding drugs? Because its starting to piss me off when i talk to people and they think they "know" drugs. when they have never even done them or never taken the time to look into it. They just believe anything they hear and take it as absolute fact.

Check out this huge list.

The one that bothers me the most is that people think LSD makes holes in your brain, makes your brain bleed, and leaks into your spinal fluid, etc. I hear this one all the time whenever LSD comes up in conversation. Its sooo fucking annoying, especially when they dont believe me...and it doesnt help that the media and DEA spreads propaganda like wildfire.

Also its really funny when i hear marijuana joints compared to being 5 or even 20 cigarettes. even though there has not be a single study relating marijuana and lung cancer.

anybody else got anything to add?

At 1/20/11 11:05 AM, Strategize wrote:

At 1/20/11 10:58 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 1/20/11 10:55 AM, Shmossy wrote: There's no such thing as a good or bad act, what we perceive as good or bad is determined by human society, not some cosmic force. Doesn't anyone realise that?

Right. Because metaphysics can be explained.

Anyone who believes in any version of karma is, frankly, an idiot.

Let me guess, you believe in one metaphysical concept while you reject the notion of all others?

This, and that other thing. Were both incredibly good points.

no they werent. it still doesnt matter. Karma isnt real. youre telling me that "good" and "bad" things actually happen on purpose to certain people based on the choices they make in life?

bullshit. its all coincidences. stop believing in made up bullshit

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