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i live near st.louis, the mississppi fucks us missourians over every few years or so.

This thread has WAY too much shitty music in it for it to even exist. you guys are overloading the servers. i predict it will blow up or get locked in the next couple pages or so.

pfffft i just bought a can the other day, it was $1.66

and its spitless tobacco, morons.

hey bobby you never commented on these names i posted on pg1.

if you liked soulbeer, try these!

alcohol for ghosts
shadowbrew
ectoplasmic brewski
spirit lager
scary ale
death after life

At 3/9/09 01:27 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote:

At 3/9/09 01:16 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote:

At 3/9/09 11:00 AM, ZyklonB wrote: Beat the shit out of your brother

thats what i was thinking. he stole 280?? and hes selling your shit to buy weed?

i would kick his fucking ass.

Calm down there, badass.

stealing pisses me off. what right does a person have to take things that dont belong to them? i dont about you but i work hard for my things.

At 3/9/09 01:11 PM, BobbyJenkins wrote:

At 3/9/09 01:02 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: i need to know what kind of music first.

I suck at genre guessing but uuuhh....alternate rock/jazz/trip-hop?

ew.

i have no ideas. but if you like soulbeer, try these!

alcohol for ghosts
shadowbrew
ectoplasmic brewski
spirit lager
scary ale
death after life

At 3/9/09 11:00 AM, ZyklonB wrote: Beat the shit out of your brother

thats what i was thinking. he stole 280?? and hes selling your shit to buy weed?

i would kick his fucking ass.

yes
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i dont even have a myspace or anything. im not putting anything personal on the interwebs.

i need to know what kind of music first.

read post, then sign up date, then number of posts.

i never look at lvl unless i see a golden weapon.

extreme pizza is an actual resturant chain...

At 3/8/09 11:53 PM, Someone1989 wrote: I try not to risk damaging my vehicle or even getting it dirty just for the sake of keeping a group of drunkies entertained.

dude this rich foriegn kid had to of ruined the shocks and axels of this explorer. i mean we were doing like 40 or 50 and fucking ramping up in the air with every bump.

and then he goes and flips the fucker. hes lucky we all didnt get seriously hurt or die, he would get manslaughter.

btw im not going to the hospital for a number of reasons:

it costs money that i dont have

and my minor injuries appear to require no attention other than rest, at least it seems like it.

At 3/8/09 02:20 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:

At 3/8/09 02:18 PM, BrockManson wrote: So not only were you nearly inolved in a fatal accident, but you drove home whilst drunk as well?

Aren't you clever.

Not to mention, enjoying his concussion without proper medical attention.
Are you hoping you have a slight pneumothorax or possible internal bleeding? Sweet! Post that on Newgrounds too!

i dont think im bleeding internally lolol....

ive been beaten up worse at football practice.

some days i sleep 4, some i sleep 12.

i dont have a pattern. i just sleep when im tired. and if consider something to be more important than sleep, i dont sleep.

holy shit! not a single reply??

anyways after waking up i think i mite have a slight concussion.

wats this YOOTOOB i keep hearing so much about?

...srsly this is your first post?

anyways its bad cause some girls are extremely hot and guys would be walking around with boners all the time.

retarded anime cats run around while shitty japanese music plays.

most overrated series of ALL TIME.

most obvious troll EVAR

At 3/7/09 11:05 PM, OnionsXD wrote:

At 3/7/09 10:58 PM, AntiangelicAngel wrote: This is one of the crappiest, most effortless posts ever.

dude, ur a fuckin jackass.

dude im with anti, this thread is shitty.

so there i am getting wasted in the middle of this field.

it was the first time i had been there. apparently its the new drinking spot. i had never been there. and can you believe its less than 5 minutes away from my house?

ok so there i am. i had just pulled up and gotten out my car and started on my first beer, when everyone hops into this explorer and drives off down a trail into the woods. it was a rough dirt road, connecting this field they were planning on building a subdivision on to a cross country trail behind a school.

it was supposed to be fun, the ride in the woods. you see, the persons explorer was this rich middle eastern kids. you know the type, his dad is a doctor, he moved here from afghanistan for a better life, etc.

well anyways, he had already taken a carload of people through the trail like 4 times that nite.

so i decided to go on the 5th. bad idea.

i sat in the back with 3 other people. we sat on fucking golf clubs. the pain was unreal. i tried holding onto stuff, but this trail was unbelieveable. when we hit a fucking bump, we fucking NAILED the bump. i mean we fucking flew. one bump i floated in the air for what seemed like 2-3 seconds. it was absolutely insane. it was the roughest trail ever.

so after the roughest ride ever we come flying back out of the trail into the field everybody is hanging out at.

there were fucking NINE, yes 9, people in this vehicle, when the driver decides to do donuts.

we flip.

i thought i was going to die for a couple seconds. when we flipped, it was in two segments, even tho each segment was like 1-2 seconds long it seemed like a whole minute.

first was the part when we flipped on our side. i started falling down towards the person across from me. then the 2nd part was when we went upside down. all of our bodies were weirdly shaped and disfigured. but strangely enough no one was seriously hurt. my neck, back and arm are pretty sore, but not painful.

i crawled out and ran to my car and drove home.

im still a little drunk, even though i mostly sobered up from the flip, and im not tired at all since my adrenaline is pumping. so i decided to get on the computer. and since this memory is still fresh in my mind i decided to retell it on my favorite BBS!!!

so there you go newgrounds. how was your saturday nite?

say a chick just got raped.

well this pill will be included in their rape kit lol.

At 3/7/09 09:32 PM, CafeJava wrote: I don't care what all the teachers say, "I know he's a really smart kid and all, but he just needs to study!"

NO! I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU TEACH, I WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE IT IN REAL LIFE SITUATIONS, AND I WILL NEVER RANDOMLY BRING IT UP IN A CONVERSATION. FUCK!

me too, i hate learning shit i dont need to know. waste my time and life i could be using for fun or learning stuff i actually need, and save memory space, and basically wastes the teachers time. its just a lad of bullshit. its supposed to be 'make you more well rounded'. fuck that.

id pick the hottest girl ever. since your both alone, she would want your cock as bad as you want her vag.

itd be great.

At 3/5/09 06:43 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

At 3/5/09 06:15 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: archetype by fear factory.

2:55 till the end of the song.

YOU MUST NEVER FORGET THE ESSENCE OF YOUR SPARK

THE INFECTION HAS BEEN REMOVED

THE SOUL OF THIS MACHINE HAS IMPROVED

archetype by fear factory.

2:55 till the end of the song.

so you named yourself that?

i am poasting this from my living room on my laptop with wireless broadband.

wat has technology dun???

this reminds me of a situtation that occured a couple months ago to me.

Click here to read about it

i never got a MIP in the mail tho. they just took the beer and left. they were just trying to scare us.