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At 4/16/11 06:44 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:

At 4/16/11 06:38 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: I'm a piss poor troll and I'm sexually insecure. Q_Q

Yes. We know.

not trolling dumbass

definitely not sexually insecure, ill bang anytime anywhere.

LMAO AT EVERYBODY TELLING HIM NOT TO DO IT. are these serious answers??

i didnt know newgrounds had a bunch of fags on it. seeing everybody saying no is fucking astonishing.

all but 4 republicans, and no democrats voted against it.

And theres more tax breaks for the top 1% and oil companies. Can you believe this shit?

thats very strange. my mom plays full tilt for real money sometimes, maybe she will go to prison lulz

tomarrow is saturday and sunday comes afterwards

At 4/14/11 12:46 AM, Oliver wrote:

At 4/14/11 12:26 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: I'm gonna try to make it all the way through the album.

Gotta respect bands who release their entire album through YouTube.

The intro to Icarus Lives is fucking killer. I love it.

funny how i linked it as the "catchiest riff ever" in my original post.

At 4/14/11 07:55 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:

At 4/14/11 07:43 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 4/14/11 07:42 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:

At 4/14/11 07:40 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Ohai

Hey there, undrinkable salt water source!

Sup.

Chillin with my buddy water purification.

You always hang out with the rich kids, don't you... :P

"Large-scale desalination typically uses extremely large amounts of energy as well as specialized, expensive infrastructure, making it very costly compared to the use of fresh water from rivers or groundwater." - source

if it got to the point where wars were started, wouldnt you think these large-scaled desalinations would be mass produced and would be profitable? So buisnesses would spring up left and right.

Also, take in consideration that theres infinite energy in solar, geothermal and wind, im guessing its only a matter of time before these sources of energy completely take over. so the energy argument is useless.

At 4/14/11 07:42 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:

At 4/14/11 07:40 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Ohai

Hey there, undrinkable salt water source!

Hey there, did you know we have the technology to turn salt water into drinking water.

lrn2technology

its for fun.

The only people who think sex is reserved for your spouse would be religious. Everybody knows sex is required for the human race is survive. Its as natural as birth or death.

Infact, the only reason birth and death happens is BECAUSE of sex.

So sex is natural, feels good, and there should be no restraints on it. Of course it sucks about all the STDs, but when dealing with a wet warm hole, theres obviously going to be some shit that evolves to live in there.

At 4/14/11 07:39 PM, dx5231 wrote:

At 4/14/11 07:33 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: Also, the price will drop dramatically. its illegal status has drove the price up. When its legal, it will be super cheap.

And then the government will add taxes to weed. Not that cheap anymore, huh?

If theyre going to tax it, im guessing they will probably just add the sin tax to cannabis. Ooooo the sin tax is soooo expensive...compared to current prices of cannabis, NO, its not expensive at all.

anybody who thinks industries will start making shitty weed, you are completely wrong.

Its going to be just as good as any other home grower. hurr durr its mass produced, its going to be soooo shitty.

no retard, its going to be amazing. They are going to have huge warehouses or greenhouses of delicious hydroponics with people taking care of them around the clock. Because they will be wanting to make money. Its going to be a buisness. its not even hard to grow marijuana plants that well. Give them the right nutrients, sunlight (or blue/red light) and water them. oooooo its sooooo hard.

Also, the price will drop dramatically. its illegal status has drove the price up. When its legal, it will be super cheap.

At 4/14/11 03:11 PM, Cericon wrote: I have never heard of this band before.
I would ask if they were any good, but seeing as you just gave them a 15 line long blow job, I'd say yeah they're alright.

At 4/13/11 10:47 PM, megakill wrote: Periphery are okay. Not great, but okay. You can take their cocks out of your mouth now.

i make a thread about one of my favorite bands, and im instantly put down for 'sucking dick'.

fuck off and die :D

At 4/14/11 05:41 PM, Anti-pie wrote: This is crap.

At 4/14/11 05:44 PM, Anti-pie wrote:

At 4/13/11 10:54 PM, GiantDouche wrote: can a metalhead please explain to me how metal is somehow a superior genre

This isn't a metal band.

hurr durr i dont like it, so lets say their crap and they arent metal. You sir, are a dumbass. btw your favorite bands are very shitty. just a typical death metal enthusiast who thinks his genre is the best and everybody else sucks. Fuck off and die :D

i think its an ARG

i like your idea. I think every state should pass this.

I bet they would make the class cost like $200 or something crazy tho! thats the only problem i see with it.

At 4/14/11 03:04 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Good, now people can LEGALLY be wastes of space.

People can be productive and be stoners at the same time. Just like anybody can drink alcohol after they get off work or on the weekends or whatever.

so shut the fuck up. all these fucking stereotypes piss me off.

At 4/14/11 12:49 AM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 4/13/11 11:08 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: most will agree metal music requires more talent than your standard rock song or pop song though, due to strange time signatures and complex riffs. Usually the speed is much faster also. Faster doesnt necessarily mean better, but it definitely takes some skill. And then to incorporate melody into this makes it all the more listenable and talented.

so you listen to music and think about how talented the musician is? if music has a point i think that you're missing it

not really. notice how i talked about incorporating melody into all of that. But at the same time, yes talent is better for me. Anybody could write one of the piece of shit songs you hear on the radio. Just like anybody could listen to it and sing a long.

My musical tastes have evolved beyond that. Metal satisfies my new standards.

simple music like pop and rock songs are pretty lame. My musical tastes have grown past the simple 4/4 drum beats with a simple riff anybody could write in 5 seconds, or an electronic beat anybody could come up with some lame repeating lyrics like 'oh baby' or some shit...

At 4/13/11 10:54 PM, GiantDouche wrote: can a metalhead please explain to me how metal is somehow a superior genre

im a metalhead and ill try

music is subjective. theres no superior genres. Everybody has different tastes and likes. most will agree metal music requires more talent than your standard rock song or pop song though, due to strange time signatures and complex riffs. Usually the speed is much faster also. Faster doesnt necessarily mean better, but it definitely takes some skill. And then to incorporate melody into this makes it all the more listenable and talented.

...with 3 guitarists (including Misha 'bulb' Mansoor), incredible drumming, incredible vocals, emotion and feeling....the talent is limitless with this band.

This is the beginning of a new style of music. this is a new wave. Djent with clean vocals should be taking control of the radio and charts before too long. (just a guess)

If you havent heard of periphery, get to know them right now...Jetpacks Was Yes

Lets say you dont particularly like that song? Dont worry metalheads, periphery pleases all.

very heavy www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3-P6hr2tCc
catchiest riff ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfOnq-zXXBw
death-metalish www.youtube.com/watch?v=AslWe23qSfY
simply amazing www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrz_lC10P6A
listen while high www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdQFDKB0gig
the album opener www.youtube.com/watch?v=b32gk8gisxA

Post away with comments, discussion, etc.

How 'Jetpacks Was Yes' has less than 100k views and rebecca blacks friday has over 100 million is completely beyond me...what kind of upside down world are we living in?

is OP retarded?

12pks of natural ice, keystone ice, (insert name of beer here) ice, etc...those are all around $7.

malt liquors...from 7-12% alcohol content. I can get wasted off of less than $4. malt liquor tall boys cost less than $2 each.

vodka. You can buy shitty vodka for $7 a fifth.

you dont know about any of these???

Its up to level 7 on the INES...

feelsbadman

prostitution is a victimless crime. Whoever is doing this might think hes doing the world a favor, but hes not. Hes just another crazy serial killer.

I wish somebody like Dexter would kill this guy. It would be ironic.

At 4/11/11 05:41 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote: You call me stupid, but you know what's stupid? Generalizing people.

which is exactly what you did with this sentence "Just another angsty angry virgin who never leaves his basement and is enraged that women don't want to be with him."

so are you calling yourself stupid?

theres the big bang, bounce, crunch, freeze, rip...

lots of different theories.

At 4/11/11 04:42 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Also, you're too young to own a pussy 9mm. Real men use .45's.

LOL. Just another angsty angry virgin who never leaves his basement and is enraged that women don't want to be with him.

im not angry. im not a virgin. ive never lived in a basement. and i have a girlfriend.

and we could have a .45 vs 9mm debate, but i would say lets both agree that .40 is better than both of them. 9mm is cheap and has cheap ammo, thats why i picked it. but im going to get a .40 in the next couple of years.

At 4/11/11 04:14 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Time to let this thread die, since OP has no further interest in getting chewed out, and has no sort of come back or retort to all this shit being thrown his way.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok lets re-read your post from earlier...

Seriously, you can't be that in love with death that you'd invite a wolf to your sheep's den. It's not worth my time to pay you a visit, and absolutely crush you when you come at me with your fists in a windmill motion, or whatever MMA you've picked up off of TV.

And seeing how much of a dick you are and how quick you are to rear your pimply head at people, you are obviously not trained in any sort of martial arts due to the lack of respect you show. There is nothing for you here kiddo. Nothing at all except humiliation. I'll be sure to send you a nice post card though.

Youre a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge douchebag. if you honestly think fighting solves anything, youre wrong.

Come at me bro. Ill pull out my nine and pop 5 right in your chest. whos the lil bitch now?

youre stupid. Strength is right. Women are completely fucked up in todays world. 1 in 5 have a eating disorder. They all buy and wear make up. They spend TONS of money on NAME BRAND clothing lines. The superficiality is unfathomable. They take it to whole another level. they have kids during high school or as soon as they get out of high school, and then divorce their man and take 50% of everything and then he has to pay child support forever.

Women are ruining everything. We gave them rights, and theyre too fucking stupid to do anything on their own. We should have never let them vote.

Theyve had tentacle porn for YEARS. this is nothing new.

its called psychosis.

send the crazy person to a mental hospital to get help. and keep them out of society.

Strength....

you have to play the game. You have to realize what its like to be a woman.

Try looking from their perspective, of irrationality and superficiality. And money. money money money.

Do you want to know what 'love' is to a woman? it means getting what they want.

At 4/10/11 06:57 PM, Bryony wrote: So untrue.

You ever hear of girls getting pregnant first time? Fertility levels are different for everyone, including guys.

yeah whatever, stay scared and paranoid your whole life. im gonna be out there banging chicks having a great time not having any kids at all, pulling out and blowing my load in their mouth or wherever.

At 4/9/11 07:45 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Pulling out is ineffective because precum can get spermies up to an egg before you've even pulled out and came. How do you know a girl is actually on the pill?

bullshit. precum doesnt have spern]m. Only time precum can have sperm is if you recently ejaculated and didnt piss. Because there would be some leftover sperm in your dick, and urine would kill the sperm.

At 4/9/11 10:47 PM, Cootie wrote: I agree. Sure, the girl may be on the pill but you can still get the girl pregnant more easily than you think. Wear a condom, make sure she is on the pill, and pull out when you cum. Don't take any chances... we don't need this guy producing off-spring.

You want people to wear condoms AND use birth control AND pull out?? FUCK THAT NOISE.

i never ever use condoms and always pull out. I cant keep a boner with a condom on. I cant feel anything at all. Pulling out is pretty safe. The chances of getting a girl pregnant is hard anyways. It has to be the right time of the month for the girl. Only dumbasses who constantly blow loads in girls will have kids.

You ever hear of people trying to get pregnant but it takes like months? its harder than you think.