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i would say jr high school, so 7th grade, when kids start gaining responsibilities like sports, picking their own classes/electives, starting puberty, etc.

5. Do 100 pushups
8. Eat food
9. Do the dishes.
4. Brush my teeth
1. Masturbate screaming out loud
2. Go sleep

You should do these things in this general order. i wouldnt scream outloud when masturbating tho

im always changing my aura to whatever best compliments my level's weapon.

die at 30. it sounds like an epic life.

people die from accidents and sickness all the time. You could just consider yourself one of those kind of unlucky people.

i dont fucking care about rolling stone. i dont care about critics. All critics are biased. Finding an un-biased critic is damn near impossible.

ill listen to the singles put out by bands, ill listen to songs suggested to me by people who are interested in the same kind of music as me.

But ill never listen to magazine critics. its so fucking pointless.

what a stupid fucking poll.

any guy who actually thinks less of a woman who masturbates needs to relearn life. They should probably just kill themselves and hope they reincarnate as a human being so they can try again.

if my dick could talk it would say

"thank god you stepped up your game and stopped being a lil bitch. keep up the good work"

ITT: people describe clouds shaped like dicks as something completely different, even tho we can all clearly see its a dick.

i still lol'd anyways.

ok so think about this:

most drugs would be legalized. except the ones that are highly physically addicted and have a chance of ODing. Then, the united states government should put a new semester class in all high schools about all the drugs there is in the world.

so basically drugs like heroin, meth, crack/cocaine, some types of pills, would still all be illegal.

Showing and informing people what hard drugs like heroin and meth to do the body and what the consequences is very very important i believe. Information is the best thing. People do not fucking realize that when they get addicted to these drugs, its because its PHYSICALLY ADDICTING, which means no matter what, you have no fucking control over it. The more you do the drug, the more the body gets addicted. People do not understand this. And it ruins lives.

If the government would just inform people instead of sending everybody to jail like fucking herding sheep, maybe the united states could get back on top again.

Fuck this country.

this game is retarded

Gay man: kill
Anthro vixen: marry
Women that could have AIDS: sex

this is the only real option. The chance of contracting HIV from an infected person through sex with a condom on isnt as high as you think it is.

why would i not want to marry a hot chick?

and obviously kill the gay guy. im not going to have sex or marry him. and i hate gays anyways.

seriously?? i mean SERIOUSLY??

shes a fucking virgin. and you both decided based on symptoms that you and her diagnosed that shes possibly pregnant? lmao you both are fucking stupid stupid people.

either shes cheating on you, or the antichrist is going to burst out of her stomach in a few months.

i hope its the antichrist.

wow, look at these little girls who had guys blow loads in them

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

did bieber actually tweet this? where is the source??

ive heard it about since september, but i always thought it was a troll.

At 11/3/10 12:05 PM, phrozonfire wrote:

At 11/3/10 12:03 PM, Mussirus wrote: And what if i see fapping as being productive?

This still works, because then your loads will be like this:
http://efukt.com/20777_38_Years_Without_
Ejaculation.html [NSFW NUMBNUTZ]

theres no way thats fucking real!!!

hey you motherfucker you big piece of shit what the fuck are you doing? i mean fucking seriously??? jesus christ dude i cant believe how close your cutting everything. Fucking insane man. Seriously, get your shit together after your done typing this sentence or just fucking give up. Because seriously dude? i mean wow. you let yourself go. you took 'not giving a fuck' to a whole god damn level. Ive never seen anybody like you man, you are a fucking bum. Moocher. Fucking sad man. But youve been broke your whole life right? i mean youve done it all on your own up to this point. Ive made everything around me here on my own. I did it. But im going to shit it all away. Where did it all go wrong?

Yes OP i feel you. but the randomness is gone. lately its been fully setting in. it feels so fucking bad.

OP LOOK HERE!!!!!!!

Lamb of God

Shadows Fall

Ligeia

Trivium

Fear Factory

As I lay dying

Alice in Chains

Parkway Drive

look these bands up and let me know if you want to hear the best songs from any of them. ill turn you on to some good stuff.

At 11/3/10 01:52 AM, crazygiraffe wrote: Men and women are equal, and you can only accurately evaluate people individually.

Take my philosophy you ignorant bitch.

for real, you couldnt be more wrong. Guys are built bigger and stronger than girls. Why the fuck do you think we separate gender in sports?

At 11/2/10 08:11 PM, sandordude wrote: Women are lazy.
It's not fair that when women have different sports lesson men don't have different theoretical lessons. Women can concentrate better, men can't. Men work more than women - Life is unfair!

that was the most retarded thing ive ever heard, kill yourself nao.

want to hear a joke?

this thread.

At 11/1/10 04:49 PM, Mydarklord wrote: What's your favorite book?

Discuss

why is your topic title so misleading!!!

At 11/1/10 04:50 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: Watchmen.

thats a graphic novel!

At 11/1/10 06:05 PM, GenocidalTendencies wrote:

At 11/1/10 05:57 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 11/1/10 12:17 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: What are your opinions on these drugs? Which have you done etc.

We could hang together.

Probably, I'd love to sit down with some people of NG and use psychedelics.

ill buy a sheet of acid or a pound of shrooms for the next meet up!

At 11/1/10 11:54 AM, Shmossy wrote: I know I'm outnumbered on these forums, and don't get me wrong - I don't hate anyone who's ever smoked a joint or taken more serious things - I just think... well, you read my post. It says it all.

to be honest, you seem like a tool of government and a straight edged conformist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conformity

youve stated its illegal and drugs can only lead to be bad things, multiple times. Well im not sure if you realize this or not, but laws are different all around the world, maybe you should get out there and experience life.

heres a couple recent ones

• 
  my son ate the neighbours by lukegreencubeco

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 17+

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  Scary Scarecrow by ebolaworld

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 13+

i think its weird how humans hear sounds and process them in their brain and then have emotional/physical reactions to them.

Fucking soccer moms trying to protect their kids. Remember all those snotty stuck up bitches at high school? Well they will get knocked up eventually. And then they will cry about protecting their children. Causing more censoring and taboo. we give women too much power in todays society.

obvious troll is painfully obvious.

smoke weed everyday

At 11/1/10 10:47 AM, Shmossy wrote: which damage the body and mind.
I've seen it happen - lives are ruined by drugs, and if you disagree you're in denial.

Sorry to put it bluntly. But honestly, this really does sadden me.

which drugs are you talking about that damage the body and mind? and yes lives can be ruined by drugs. But it doesnt matter, because normal life is boring in the first place. Not everybody can stay happy and amused with the same old boring life. Drugs can change things up a bit, or make something to work towards. because they are fun.

Its sad that youre so judgmental and will never enjoy a trip or high. Have fun with your normal boring life. Unless of course youre completely happy and content with a sober mind for youre entire life. Its very hard to attain that. But dont judge others for not being able to feel what you feel, thats bullshit.

ive never seen a puppy and a rooster play together like that.

i think vaginas are gross. They feel reallllly good on my dick though. so i have to learn to love it.

But i dont like licking them. A lukewarm wet hole next to your butthole with millions of bacteria? no thanks.