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Author Search Results: 'Cereal'

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Topic: Iranian girl shot in Heart!!

Posted: 06/22/09 08:02 PM

Forum: General

The funny thing is she wasn't actually dead until they started doing chest compressions on her (notice her eyes darting around). When they began to push on her sternum the blood could no longer come out of her chest, the thing is blood has to pour out somewhere so it was forced upward where it began to pour out of her eyes, nose, and mouth. So basically she drowned in her own blood because they tried to save her.


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Topic: You Gotta Be F-ing Kidding Me Peta

Posted: 06/18/09 06:14 PM

Forum: General

I support peta, what he did was uncalled for. This is why I don't trust blacks because violence is always their first response.


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Topic: Top entries from 06/16/2009!

Posted: 06/18/09 06:08 PM

Forum: P-bot's Postings

Everytime my math teacher goes to the chalk board I stare at her ass. She's only 60 but I think she could take a few rounds.


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Topic: Megan Fox is ugly.

Posted: 06/18/09 06:02 PM

Forum: General

At 6/18/09 05:59 PM, MoriChax wrote: Megan fox's freakish thumb... bleck

She's had thousands of plastic surgeries on her face, so why couldn't see have one on her thumb?


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Topic: My girlfriend is a furry

Posted: 06/18/09 05:55 PM

Forum: General

Fill her Hot Pocket's with arsenic, you'll be doing the world a favor.


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Topic: Megan Fox is ugly.

Posted: 06/18/09 05:53 PM

Forum: General

At 6/18/09 05:50 PM, cumFlakes wrote:
At 6/18/09 05:34 PM, Cereal wrote: Man you're such a faggot, I almost thought you were cool for a second. I mean just look at that fucking thumb.
Megan Fox is my future wife, you're just afraid of strong independent women because you're a virgin who's never seen a girl

Me: 1

You: 0

Aww man look at this guy he sure is cool throwing around the word virgin, I wish I could be a stud like you. How about you send this thread to Megan I'm sure she'll be so impressed by your bravery in defending her, who knows she might give you a bj.

Megan Fox is ugly.


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Topic: Megan Fox is ugly.

Posted: 06/18/09 05:45 PM

Forum: General

At 6/18/09 05:36 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: That's just a bad picture, she's really hot if you see her in others.

Yeah you're so right, here's a much better looking picture of her. mmm just look at those amazing eyebrows and the way she hangs her mouth open.

Megan Fox is ugly.


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Topic: First black princess

Posted: 06/18/09 05:39 PM

Forum: General

If they want to do the first black princess they should at least make her accurate. Give her nappy hair, shitty walmart clothes, and make her name princess Shaquita.

First black princess


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Topic: First black princess

Posted: 06/18/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

I'm getting tired of nilggers. We always over-celebrate their achievements no matter how minuscule and insignificant they are. How about Disney make their first morbidly obese princess who's married to an abusive husband?


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Topic: ;:+++Autsim Club+++;:

Posted: 06/18/09 05:26 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I wish I was cool enough to have autism.


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Topic: What gender is your brain?

Posted: 06/18/09 05:20 PM

Forum: General

Your Brain is 80% Female, 20% Male

Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

I might as well become a tranny.


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Topic: things you should do before you die

Posted: 06/18/09 05:10 PM

Forum: General

I've always wanted to take a shit in public toilet, but I always back out at the last second.


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Topic: So my mother died...

Posted: 12/19/08 02:20 AM

Forum: General

I'm sure your mother was already dead the day she gave birth to you.


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Topic: So my mother died...

Posted: 12/19/08 02:06 AM

Forum: General

I hope you go next.


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Topic: I'd like some feedback...

Posted: 12/08/08 12:19 AM

Forum: Audio

At 12/8/08 12:08 AM, Triskele wrote: In addition to these, the best way to get reviews on the portal is to review other musician's stuff. Share the love :3

Yeah I just voted 0 on all your submission, share the love asshole.


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Topic: Squidbillies

Posted: 12/08/08 12:08 AM

Forum: General

It's probably funny if you're a redneck.


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Topic: I'd like some feedback...

Posted: 12/08/08 12:04 AM

Forum: Audio

At 12/7/08 10:45 PM, JohnnyCellulose wrote: Hey I'd like to get some reviews on my music. http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 92798 is my newest entry but I'd love to see some more reviews on my other pieces!

I voted 0 on it, and I'll vote 0 on it tomorrow,.and the day after that, or I'll probably forget about it after today.


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Topic: Rejoice, Hannah Montana may become

Posted: 12/07/08 11:46 PM

Forum: General

At 12/7/08 11:39 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: what the fuck is that to the left of her?
At 12/7/08 11:43 PM, WingCommand wrote: Who the fuck is the emo faggot on the left?

Don't pretend like you don't know, his name is Nick Jonas.

Rejoice, Hannah Montana may become


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Topic: Top entries from 12/06/2008!

Posted: 12/07/08 11:22 PM

Forum: P-bot's Postings

At 12/7/08 03:57 PM, Milanous wrote: Wow did NOT expect to come in 8th

Yah you did, I saw you massvote it up .20 in 5 minutes.


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Topic: People who are "pro-anorexia".

Posted: 12/07/08 11:14 PM

Forum: General

Anorexic girls are so fucking hot, I jack off for hours to normal girls and never get anywhere. I just have to touch my dick once while looking at an anorexic girl and I spray my load everywhere. I wish more girls were anorexic, they're so hot this way.

This pic always gets me hard

People who are "pro-anorexia".


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Topic: Rejoice, Hannah Montana may become

Posted: 12/07/08 11:07 PM

Forum: General

At 12/7/08 11:03 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
At 12/7/08 10:51 PM, Seig3 wrote: I hate girls with no talent.

EX: Hanna Montana, Miley Cirus
Hilarious, as theyre one in the same.

No they aren't, one has brown hair the other has blonde.

dumbfuck

Rejoice, Hannah Montana may become


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Topic: Metal Hell

Posted: 12/07/08 11:03 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

My favorite metal singer is Trace Cyrus from metrostation. His lyrics might be a little too deep for you all, but you should give him a chance.

Metal Hell


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Topic: Band looking for artist!

Posted: 12/07/08 10:47 PM

Forum: General

I don't like bands that have "The" in front of their name.


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Topic: Men Foaming At Mouth. She's Legal!

Posted: 12/07/08 10:36 PM

Forum: General

She's an ugly ass whore, she has a shit load of make up, but it dosen't help her any. If you want to see a 10/10 look at Steve Buscemi. I print that picture out and cum on it everyday.

Men Foaming At Mouth. She's Legal!


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Topic: Santa Is Live! Ask Him Anything!

Posted: 12/07/08 09:22 PM

Forum: General

You lied to me faggot, I see no santa.

Santa Is Live! Ask Him Anything!


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Topic: Anyway to get these muscles?

Posted: 12/07/08 08:46 PM

Forum: General

Take HGH and steroids.


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Topic: OH SNAP! A COCK!

Posted: 12/07/08 08:42 PM

Forum: General

At 12/7/08 07:16 PM, WadeFulp wrote: It looks like a small cock and balls! So of course I had to take pictures for you all!

Is it the size of yours?


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Topic: Top entries from 12/02/2008!

Posted: 12/03/08 02:56 AM

Forum: P-bot's Postings

P-bot you're uninvited to my birthday party.


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Topic: Top entries from 11/30/2008!

Posted: 12/01/08 02:10 PM

Forum: P-bot's Postings

bad stuff today


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Topic: Top entries from 11/25/2008!

Posted: 11/27/08 04:40 PM

Forum: P-bot's Postings

At 11/27/08 02:08 PM, COKEHEAD75 wrote: Hmmmmm.
P-bot is late with todays list of winners.
He must having some sort of glitch.

He might be spending time with his family.


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