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Response to: Your first game! :D Posted July 20th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/15/09 04:45 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Pong.

Geezer :D
Also, Donkey Kong Country 1-3 before my dad paid big bucks for the N64.
I still love to sit there and play through, though my fingers have been worn raw by FPS thumbsticks and RTS keystrokes... It's hard to go back to basics :P
Also the bramble music kicked ass to such a degree that I did not game-rage and throw the controller at the fail parrot on the TV!

Plus who didn't love playing as the retarded little brother with roid rage!

Your first game! :D

Response to: Worst game in the world... Posted July 20th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/20/09 10:08 AM, Synnyr wrote:
At 7/7/09 12:11 AM, tecatense wrote: The words one, at the video game history is an E.T. game for the super nintendo i think
It is for the Atari 2600.

Yes, Atari.
They lost millions of buck-a-roos in unsold cartridges, giving other gaming companies room to move in and ultimately bringing about Atari's... doom?

Response to: Worst game in the world... Posted July 20th, 2009 in Video Games

Ugh, I vaguely recall owning a game for GBC called "Warlocked", I dropped the cartridge once and when I started any match I spawned every wizard and unit until the map filled up... Awful game too.

But that was more of a technical glitch, so I will have to go with Alone in the Dark 5... Honestly had a great fire mechanic, but that's it. "Atari's Rebirth"? I'd rather play E.T.

Also, Faxanadu... nuff said.

Worst game in the world...

Response to: Father Kills 17 Month Old Daughter Posted July 20th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/19/09 09:49 PM, Meepster wrote: I think I hear jack thompson yelling.

A-thank ya.

Response to: Annoying Deaths in Games Posted July 19th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/19/09 12:19 PM, Dewmann wrote: In Halo 3

Wow, that IS a crappy game moment.

Response to: Annoying Deaths in Games Posted July 19th, 2009 in Video Games

Castle Crashers- In the Alien Hominid ship once the dickneck-weight lifting one gets off the toilet and activates the alarm you have to run through a series of vents shooting smoke in patterns on the floor.

This + 3 fail Xbox live kiddies + maple syrup rush = some mad game rage.

Response to: Father Kills 17 Month Old Daughter Posted July 19th, 2009 in Video Games

Wow, you just know Jack Thompson and the fun brigade were all over this...
One more reason for people to say that video games cause violence.

I wonder what point in a game he was at, cause that would have changed my verdict:

CoD 4 match- Life in
Halo 3 match- Death row
End of Dead Space- 30 years
Just before getting the Rolled Over cheevo in GTA IV- 15 years
Last form of last boss in Castle Crashers on insane mode as the Thief- A stern talking-to

Response to: NG is not a porn site! Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

sure, Mr. Fulp limited partially resolved this problem by forbidding hardcore porn

"I'm gonna go watch hentai cartoons and play dating sims!" ~Tom Fulp
"I'm gonna go look at pictures of fat anime chicks!" ~Fulp-meister

Newgroundiers were born and bred for that stuff.
So stop bringin' the change, you Obama.

Response to: Ex-pornstar in my church! Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

At 7/17/09 10:18 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I'm not going to give out the name for privacy reason, so don't ask. Anyways, last Sunday an ex-pornstar came to our church because she says, she and her husband want to change their ways. So I googled up her name to find that she's been featured in 25 films. I've watched some of those videos, I know it's bad. After seeing her do anal and stuff, I won't be able to see her the same way this Sunday.

Pics or gtfo.
She just wants to get on her knees and start pleasin' Jesus.
Gonna feel his salvation all over her face.
Good luck!

Response to: I'm going to be on television. Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

At 7/12/09 03:06 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: ahm gunna be on television

I went to this thread knowing I would see this.
Ahhh newgrounds, you fail to disappoint. ^-^

Response to: The greatest human to ever live Posted July 17th, 2009 in General

is this love, no women no cry, could you be loved, three little birds, buffalo soldier, get up stand up, stir it up, easy shaking one love, i shot the sherrif, waiting in vcain, redemtion song, satisfy my soul, exodus, jamming, are his hit osngs i know they kid.

And he used EVERY part of the buffalo.

Response to: Best Video Game Dialogue ever? Posted July 14th, 2009 in Video Games

I keep this for close encounters. ~Gaz
You are not prepared! ~Illidan