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Response to: Used Xbox 360 help Posted November 27th, 2009 in General

Do I hear a console war arising?

Response to: More Hacked NGers Posted November 27th, 2009 in General

At 11/27/09 01:28 AM, Qonquerer wrote:
At 11/27/09 01:26 AM, CeilingCat wrote:
At 11/27/09 01:25 AM, Qonquerer wrote: Spam PM's go here.
This isn't considered spam. It is about people getting hacked. Read through all of the topic.
Wait, I didnt view the profiles I'm sorry. Still go PM an admin and post those PMs in that topic.

I thought it would be nice to inform the other NGers about it. Also, if they think they might have exposed their passwords somehow, they can change it.

Response to: More Hacked NGers Posted November 27th, 2009 in General

At 11/27/09 01:25 AM, Qonquerer wrote: Spam PM's go here.

This isn't considered spam. It is about people getting hacked. Read through all of the topic.

More Hacked NGers Posted November 27th, 2009 in General

Well, I logged into Newgrounds today, and had 3 messages in my inbox.
They all said this same message

Subject: Fuck You
i hate black people, jews are terrible too

And I went to their pages.. and here is what I found
(NSFW)
http://furrysowhat.newgrounds.com/
http://kindo45.newgrounds.com/
http://devilshadow666.newgrounds.com/

My friend got one of these messages too. So yep. More people got hacked.
This is upsetting

Response to: Holy shit! Please help! Posted November 26th, 2009 in General

At 11/26/09 06:26 PM, VerySadPanda wrote: I just ate a bird, what do I DO GUISE?!

You don't try to hard to be funny and you don't make shitty topics on Newgrounds.
Seeing as how you have failed both of these, you are hopeless.

Response to: Newgrounds User Died Today... Posted November 26th, 2009 in General

At 11/26/09 06:15 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Lmao, this guy was a true NG'er, and he will be missed.

The first reply to the topic makes it even better

Response to: Nothing matters Posted November 26th, 2009 in General

At 11/26/09 04:27 PM, Shikamarana wrote: After you die then you are dead and nothing matters, and death is unavoidable so what is the point

Enjoy life while you still have it. Knowing that death is unavoidable, yet you still try to enjoy life makes you a very strong person.

Also, what is this? The 4th depressing topic today?
Response to: Happiness is unachivable... Posted November 26th, 2009 in General

At 11/26/09 09:41 AM, Detached wrote: Is my life still worth living?

1. Stop being an emo
2. Yes, it is.
3. Ending your life is the pussy way to get out of things.
4. Your life will get better. Life always does.
5. Don't even complain about your life, when over half of the people on Newgrounds most likely have a more shitty life than yours.

Response to: Depression Sucks. Posted November 26th, 2009 in General

At 11/25/09 10:57 PM, Magic-babe wrote: . Nothing is going right.

Same here. Life sucks. Get over it..

Response to: So gravity reverses on you... Posted November 25th, 2009 in General

At 11/25/09 01:36 PM, slayer1029 wrote: I'd find ceiling cat and kill that pervert

But gravity is reversed, meaning you would be on the ground, and I would be in the ceiling still. So haha! I'm safe to watch you masturbate for another day, bitch

Response to: Cry A Little More Posted November 24th, 2009 in General

At 11/24/09 03:07 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
At 11/24/09 02:42 AM, CeilingCat wrote:
At 11/24/09 02:39 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: WTF NEWS POST.
Lol wut Rules?
There are rules that are enforced despite not beig written in the BBS Rules. I.e. /thread or do a barrel roll. That means keep it to yourself, I did the same thing.

It is a story about Newgrounds

Response to: Cry A Little More Posted November 24th, 2009 in General

At 11/24/09 02:39 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: WTF NEWS POST.

Lol wut Rules?

Cry A Little More Posted November 24th, 2009 in General

I call this one,
Little Noob

It's 2 a clock on a Tuesday,
The Regular users shuffle in,
There's an old fool posting below me,
Makin' fun, of my post count while he grins

He posts "Son, do you really remember me?
I mean your post count is kinda low
So now I am going to make fun of you you little noob
Because your sign-up date says so."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Cry a little moar, you little noob
Cry a little moar, tonight
Well, we're all in the mood to make fun of you
Maybe you should be a little more bright

Now Tobi at the BBS is a friend of mine,
He gets me my lulz for free,
And he's quick with a joke, or maybe even to provoke
And there's no place that he rather be,
He says, "Cat this place today is completely thrilling me "
As the smile widened on his face
"And I'm almost sure that I won't get banned today
Cause I never wanna be out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Jamoke is a BBS moderator,
and he has quite a lot of strife,
And he's sending PM's to a man, who's still whining about his ban
And probably will be for life,

And the idiots are posting about getting banned
As Poozy quickly gets stoned,
Poozy then quickly realizes their incompetence,
And brings down his hammer on some hoes

Cry a little moar, you little noob
Cry a little moar, tonight
Well, we're all in the mood to make fun of you
Maybe you should be a little more bright

It's a pretty good crowd for a weekday,
And then I can't help myself but smile,
'Cause I know that its about time for an idiot to come by
To post a thread about how he hasn't jacked off in a while,
And the topic, it screams like a carnival,
And the posts consist of much lawlz,
And then STEM takes a stop by, he makes fun of the guy,
And shows everyone who has the bigger balls

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Cry a little moar, you little noob
Cry a little moar, tonight
Well, we're all in the mood to make fun of you
Maybe you should be a little more bright

Thank you

Cry A Little More

Response to: Soul Tub Posted November 23rd, 2009 in General

Its not just a tub,

ITS A SOULLLLLL TUB!

Thats awesome.

Response to: Hottest Disney female character... Posted November 23rd, 2009 in General

At 11/23/09 02:45 PM, Goldfire64 wrote: This has potential to turn into another "So Sandy," thread.

LOL WUT

NSFW
Response to: Is New Orleans God's favorite city? Posted November 23rd, 2009 in General

I like thread hijacks too!

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted November 23rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 11/22/09 11:51 PM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: I dont like this

Eh, I guess it will do for now.
I sort of like it :D

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted November 22nd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Hey, could somebody make a sig for my username please?
You could use a cat for the background, preferably the "Ceiling Cat" Cat (which can be seen on my page)
But if you can't make something out of that, do whatever you want with it.

Thanks.

Response to: I Plan on moving to the UK and.. Posted November 20th, 2009 in General

At 11/20/09 03:48 PM, Nimrod427 wrote: What if I told you I'm moving there with you, on the same plane?

What if I told you I live with you already?

Response to: A cock enhancing drink Posted November 20th, 2009 in General

You're gonna look cool drinking this in public.

Response to: Parents hearing you curse Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

When I started cursing, my parents didn't say anything about it. This happened for 2 years, then not that long ago me and my step-brother were up at 4:00 am playing xbox, cursing up a storm because Gears of War was pissing us off.
The next day my Dad and my step-mom called us in to talk to them. They simply told us "If your going to talk like Sailors, just don't do it loud." and dismissed us.

Response to: I Plan on moving to the UK and.. Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

At 11/19/09 10:42 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: I would recommend you move by a friend, or by some person that you know.

Me and my friend plan on moving there at the same time, then in the next 1-3 years one of my other friends plan to move there as well.

Response to: I Plan on moving to the UK and.. Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

At 11/19/09 10:33 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: What part of england are you moving to?

Not that it matters, we're all pretty accepting. I knew an american at school, and a couple at uni, and they're just like regular people except they can say all the states in the US alphabetically in one string without pausing.

Kensington

I Plan on moving to the UK and.. Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

I was just wondering if the majority of people there treat americans nicely, or if they hate them with great intensity.
Because english people I meet on the internet generally hate Americans, whilethe ones I have met in real life are usually extremely nice.
Also, is there anything else I should know before I move there?

Response to: Are You Really Honest On Newgrounds Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

I don't think I've lied on NG once. I'm a honest fellow.

On Newgrounds
Response to: Ng London Summer Fling '09 Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

Definitely going to one of these when I move to England :D

Response to: best result (band name generator) Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

At 11/19/09 02:42 PM, CeilingCat wrote: Well then. My band name is
Indian Defence Service of Engineers

Fixed. But yeah, that method works surprisingly well, and if it doesn't you can usually get a good laugh out of it.

Response to: best result (band name generator) Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

At 11/19/09 04:51 AM, FBIpolux wrote: HOW TO FIND A BAND'S NAME, AN ALBUM NAME AND AN ALBUM COVER IN 3 EASY STEPS!

Go to Wikipedia.
Hit "random".
The first article you get is the name of your band.

Go to "Random Quotations".
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

Go to Flickr
Click on "Explore the last Seven days"
The third picture is your album cover.

Well then. My band name is
Idian Defence Service of Engineeers
my first album is
A Question of Their Intentions (thats actually a pretty good album name)
and my album cover..

best result (band name generator)

Response to: What song is Poozy singing? Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

At 11/19/09 12:58 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Never mind, it's Chocolate Salty Balls. Fucking recognized it once I turned up the volume to near-max.

Sweet. thank you. Question answered.

Response to: quotes to live by Posted November 18th, 2009 in General

I live by this as much as I can.

"Do It For The Lulz"