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Go to the actual rules, and look at Rule 222. It started out as an inside joke between my 2 friends and I, and we put it on this site a long time ago, and I can't believe its actually considered a real rule.

At my old school I'm known as that kid who wears that weird mask, who walks down the hallways singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song at the top of his lungs with that guy who looks like a pedophile.

At my new school on the otherhand (Filled with red-necks and preps) I am known as that kid who looks like a stoner, never talks, and doesn't believe in god >:(

Yeah.. I hate my new school.

What if they made a Banned forum, but you still had to follow the rules there too?
Also, the rules would be more strict.
Like if you get banned once, you can only post in the Banned forum until your ban time is up, but if you don't follow the rules in the banned forum, your account ban gets even longer.
(as stated before, only banned people could post in this forum, other people can sit and laugh at the idiots)
I think this could teach some of the people on Newgrounds how they should post. and it would be funny just watching the topics they come up with there, because if you are going to post there, you don't want to fuck up or you get an even longer ban.

At 12/9/09 06:58 PM, ngman7 wrote: She made a Flash movie of Haruko from FLCL having sex with a 12 YEAR OLD BOY. She is a pedophile and it's sick.

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You don't seem to old, so I am seriously going to say don't even ask her. It will just make you feel bad if she says no, and if she says yes, she will just stress you out and the break-up will be even worst than if she said No in the first place. You should have higher priorities right now other than girlfriends. Trust me.

Personal experiences, and from seeing every single young, teenage relationship fail.

If you really want to ask her out though, just go up to her and say "Do you want to go out?" Get an answer, and there you go. Make sure you both are willing to commit to relationship, or you'll just end up like every shit relationship out there.

At 12/9/09 02:05 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: You say you need more RAAM?

No, I'm pretty sure he said rams

At 12/8/09 08:43 PM, Chocomilk wrote: This wasn't really that hard.

Too bad that a lot of schools I know of monitor what you are doing on your computer, so proxies don't even work anymore. My school even blocks the word "Proxy" if you type it in anywhere, and if you get caught using a proxy, your right to use a computer is taken away.

I made one with the Cool Story Bro face.

I hate myself for liking Brand New.
I just love their lyrics so much.

It would help if I knew what music you listened to, but I'll try to help.

First off, I'll post 2 playlists I have made before just so if you want to you can choose some songs from there (Best played on loop)
First, we have my playlist made about a year ago with 136 songs, it can be found here
link
Here is my 2nd one, the one I use for when I want to wake up or want to blow off some steam
link 2

Now, I'll post a playlist I made just for you
Fim's Playlist

Well, there you go. I tried

Tell me if you like it :D

If Pokemon were real...

"Hey Jim"
"Oh hey Bob"
"How's the kids?"
"Oh they're good, hows th- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!"

In other words,

this topic is going to consist only of Metal fans saying they don't like rap, and rap fans saying how they don't like metal. Then, there will be an intelligent post and it will be overlooked and the retarded fight will continue.

At 12/4/09 02:56 PM, andycastaneda wrote: I believe your thinking of Garry's Mod.

Agree completely. Once you have Garry's Mod, you'll have all you have ever wanted.

My cock.

At 12/1/09 06:13 PM, CeilingCat wrote: My steam account was phished, so no TF2 playing for me

Nevermind, they are fail phishers. Got my account back

My steam account was phished, so no TF2 playing for me

At 12/1/09 03:36 PM, Gagsy wrote: I think a man who has no children but cures a deadly disease has done more for mankind then a man who has spawned 10 children.

Thats doing something unnecessary in life. All I think that is required to be a sucessful human is to live and make babies
But you are right, a person who has done that is more sucessful as a human.

Besides, I have much more respect for people who adopt then have their old kids. They are helping children already existing who have no other hope.

You nice person, you

At 12/1/09 03:39 PM, Gagsy wrote: SORRY JAMIE, STEM, AND THE OTHER BEAST BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NO, THOUGH YOU GUYS DID MAKE ME SMILE AT THE SILLINESS.

Babeh I can change!

At 12/1/09 03:34 PM, jmalouin7 wrote:

At 12/1/09 03:33 PM, STEM wrote: so will you go out with me?

FUCK YOU STEM I ASKED FIRST

BACK OFF BOYS. WE BOTH KNOW SHE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH THIS SEXY BEAST RIGHT HERE.

At 12/1/09 03:05 PM, Gagsy wrote: if that were the case we'd be dead as soon as the kids leave the nest.

If you die after you make a child, you have lived a sucessful life. I think the 2 things you have to worry about in life are surviving, and making a child. If you have survived long enough to make a child, you have served your purpose as a human being. That doesn't mean you should go die though, it just means you have suceeded in your life.

At 12/1/09 02:48 PM, Gagsy wrote: There are actually a bit more than that to it. Like animals we naturally want the stronger, better looking partners to have children with in the hope that our offspring will be able to survive and do well, that is what attraction usually boils down to, the natural selection shit inside of us making us attracted to people who would be good suiters for our future children. So yes there is more to making babies then just semen and ovaries, but there is a lot more to people then those too.

I never disagreed with that, but what you said isn't dealing with what I have said. Attraction to one-another is just a feature we have as humans. I am saying that Males and Females were created to fuck each other so they can make babies that will grow up and then they'll make babies themselves, and there is nothing wrong with that.

At 12/1/09 01:45 PM, Gagsy wrote: That's actually a very horrible thing to believe. I hope for your sake and for your future relationships that you don't actually believe that. If so, well you might want to realise the importance of individual people, not classing people due to just their gentials.

But it's true. Girls are only useful cause they can have babies, and guys are only useful because they make that baby. Our only point as humans is to continue the human race, just like every other creature's point of life is.

At 11/30/09 10:16 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: No, I'm a guy. Just, it's gonna be awkward since im 13

I would say something about how the average 13 year old relationship ends up, but I rather not shatter your hopes on love.

When I had my girlfriend, I just never told them and I let my parents figure out for themselves.
Also, it depends on how you think they would react to it. Like what do you think they would say if you went up to them now and said "I have a girlfriend?"

At 11/30/09 10:10 PM, ClockWorkYellow wrote: Yep, you should be comforting, not happy. So, yes, you are a dick.

If you like a girl, but you know you can't get her because she has a boyfriend and then they break up, of course you are going to be happy about it. It isn't being a dick, its being a human.

At 11/30/09 10:07 PM, Sh0ckFyre wrote: So there's this girl I've known for a while and really liked. Today her boyfriend of about a year broke up with her and I jumped for joy because I finally now have a chance with her.

Am I a selfish asshole for thinking like this?

No. Any guy who liked the girl would think this.

Only picture that is post worthy. Me and my friend went to the mall, bought Guy Faukes masks, and wreaked havoc through the mall, and got a picture with the ChickFila Cow.
I'm on the left. Yeah.. I'm small for being 15. And my fucking tall friend and the cow make me look like a midget.

Lets face it, Mexicans come up with some of the best names ever. They are great for naming anything, from animals to objects. What I want you guys to do though, is to post the best mexican name you know of. If you can't quite think of one, use this list below that I got from this website.

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Male Mexican Names
Antonio
Carlos
Cesar
Crespin
Cruz
Daniel
DeMario
Doroteo
Eber
Elbanco
Eleazar
Elieis
Emilio
Enrique
Enriqueta
Ernesto
Eru
Erubiel
Felix
Filiberto
Flaco
Francisco
Gabriel
Graciano
Hector
Heraclio
Humberto
Ignacio
Isdel
Isidoro
Ivan
Izek
Jaimenacho
Jarini
Javier
Jesus-Ernesto
Jesus
Joel
Jorge
Jose
Juan-Carlos
Juan
Juaquine
Kasper
Lino
Luis-Fernando
Luz
Madaleno
Miguel
Nadia
Omar
Osvaldo
Oswaldo
Otilio
Pancho
Paulino
Porfirio
Quique
Rafael
Ramirez
Ramiro
Raul
Renau
Robert
Roman
Ruben
Sandro
Santiago
Sergio
Spiro
Toraidio
Victor
Virgilio

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Female Mexican Names
Adriana
Aimara
Alejandra
Alicia
Ana
Anaclaudia
AnaLeticia
Angelica
Aracely
Aura
Beatriz
Berenice
Bertha
Cecilia
Christina
Cierra
Crotilda
Dominga
Dora
Elodia
Elsa
Elvia
Encarnacion
Erendira
Esmeralda
Eufemia
Eva-Yolanda
Flaca
Gabriela
Geavonna
Graciela
Grizelda
Guadalupe
Guliana
Hilda
Inez
Irma
Ivonne
Juana
Juanita
Katia
Katiana
Kristina
Leahonia
Leandra
Leticia
Lilia
Liliana
Manuela
Maria
Maricruz
Marilu
Marlina
Martha
Materia
Michaela
Michelle
Miranda
Myra
Nailea
Ofelia
Olademis
Pasha
Patricia
Pitina
Placenta
Rocio
Rosa
Rosamar
Rosario
Silvia
Solymar
Suzelly
Thalia
Viridiana
Xenia
Xochitl
Yaneisy
Yanely
Yedid
Yizel
Yolanda-Abigail
Yvonne
Zapopa
Zumac

At 11/30/09 02:21 AM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Did you guys take it down or...

Aww. Who would rate 0 on such a quality flash?

This is either a troll, or an idiot. Haven't decided yet.