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At 12/30/09 02:29 AM, Orange-Jews wrote:

At 12/30/09 02:23 AM, CeilingCat wrote: Well truthfully, if you wore the My Little Pony jeans I posted I would think you were more straight than if you wore the two you have posted.

And I'm guessing you wear... cargo pants from wal-mart

Probably, because I don't care about fashion so much that I post about it on Newgrounds and ask them which 2 almost identical jeans are better.

At 12/30/09 02:14 AM, Orange-Jews wrote:

At 12/30/09 02:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: Ones that don't reduce your sperm count any further.

God damn, you guys make them sound like they're spandex.

Well truthfully, if you wore the My Little Pony jeans I posted I would think you were more straight than if you wore the two you have posted.

Oh please, those are so whack. These jeans are the way to go

I believe half the people here are looking for the topic "Favorite Call of Duty Weapon"

Fuck you guys, Imma bear hunter

Can we have one religious discussion without throwing the chances to shit and changing the topic in a giant retarded cluster-fuck of atheists butt fucking atheists and christians butt fucking christians?

K thx.

Aww man! That was great! Go tell 4chan now! They'll think its hilarious bro

At 12/28/09 10:02 PM, PortalMaster3 wrote:

At 12/28/09 10:00 PM, CeilingCat wrote: Yep, black people love KFC also.
all russians are communists,
and every middle-eastern person is a terrorist.

Yep. Definitely.

American Ideology.

Oh I'm sorry. Apparently you are too much of a dumbass to realize I was making fun of how stereotypical you are.

Yep, black people love KFC also.
all russians are communists,
and every middle-eastern person is a terrorist.

Yep. Definitely.

Umm guys, I did more research, ran some scripts, and I found this.

At 12/28/09 03:07 AM, GiantDouche wrote: The number of seconds until New Years.

derp.

He's just working for google, its obviously the end of the world and google is going to be the cause of it.

Gentlemen, lets think.

Well, there already was a topic about funeral songs a while ago, but I guess this one can get by because its about funeral AND wedding songs.

Wedding Song: Roulette - System of a Down
Funeral Song: Motion Picture Soundtrack - Radiohead

Sorry, I didn't read your ide, because I am too distracted with why you find the need to put the first part of your user name at the end of every fucking post you make.

Just because they are popular doesn't mean you should hate them in anyway. Led Zeppelin is really popular, but it doesn't mean they are really horrible.

There is some exceptions though. Like this. Watch it. I dare you.

Liked it and Commented on it.

At 12/27/09 08:42 PM, TheGoldenGuitar wrote: LOL GUYS, I'M THINKING FREELY. WHAT DO?

..Srsly.

At 12/27/09 09:26 PM, Yacazuma wrote:

At 12/27/09 04:14 PM, Deathrow-cy wrote: someone please close this thread, there is nothing left to talk about >_>

Sure there is, I wanna know if it goes horribly wrong.

Yeah. Post back in the topic after you tap that/get AIDs/almost get shot, so then everybody will remember the day Newgrounds got somebody laid.

I can plays Violin, Viola, Keyboard, Guitar, and Drums (sort of)

A better question, what will users who make an account that year be called? 10ers?

Hmm...

Fitty Cent

Yes, as if we didn't already know it wasn't real when ghosts start throwing shit around and somehow manage to spawn a fire out of fucking nowhere.

At 12/23/09 06:54 PM, Purplefunk wrote:

At 12/23/09 06:53 PM, CeilingCat wrote:

At 12/23/09 06:25 PM, Afro-mann wrote: I'd use that money to buy the items needed to kill everyone involved in my incarceration.

Why not use it to rape the girl they thought you raped?

SHE WAS RAPED AND KILLED.

Dead people can't fight back.

Mai god, I just did it and it scared the crap out of me. I had my volume up a lot apparently..

At 12/23/09 06:25 PM, Afro-mann wrote: I'd use that money to buy the items needed to kill everyone involved in my incarceration.

Why not use it to rape the girl they thought you raped?

At 12/16/09 02:50 PM, BlakeTheJew wrote: mass of fat / volume of fat = density = arousal

Ah! But what would happen if, per say, this was put into your equation?

(This equation is assuming the person is 100 pounds)

4535.9237 grams of fat / 0 = ?

I've done many stupid, yet illegal things, like about 2 months ago me and my friend stood in the middle of the street with big coats and masks on. When somebody would drive our way, we would stand there until they got a couple feet in front of us. We would then run back into my driveway, and have a good laugh at our stupidity.

Most times they would just drive by, but one time we did it (and the last time we will do it) a truck started driving close to us, only this time apparently there was an angry, drunk, shot-gun weilding redneck behind the wheel.

Me and my friend did not know this, so we continued our stupid yet lulzy fun. We waited until the truck got about 5-10 feet away from us, then we bailed. As we were laughing and breathing heavily, we heard the truck's brakes screech. Me and my friend looked at eachother, turned around and saw the truck, and then immediately rushed down my driveway.
The car turned down our driveway, going so fast you could hear the gravel behind it flying up. Me and my friend quickly decided to rush into the forest. We got behind a bush where we thought the truck would not see is, but to our surprise it stopped right infront of us. The angry, drunk red-neck then started to shine a flashlight in the woods trying to find where we were hidden. Luckily, my step-brother came to the rescue and yelled at the guy in the truck saying "What the hell are you doing?"

Along with my brother followed my Step-dad in his truck. As soon as the drunk man saw the other truck, he backed out of the driveway as fast as he could. Me and my friend ran out of the forest and were questioned by my parents. We lied, and told them we were on the side of the road and the drunk guy just randomly drove down our driveway at full speed.

Even though I could of died from this, it was probably the most awesome, adrenaline-inducing thing I have ever done before, and I love to think what would of happen if my step-brother wouldn't of shown up.

I can tolerate people saying lol, but when people start saying

"LOL MAN EPIC FAIL, EPIC FAIL"

or something girls have adopted lately,

"OH WOW MAN THATS A FAIL"

Annoys the shit out of me.

Since nobody has said what our team name and colors will be, I will take the priviledges of stating the obvious.

Team name : Newground's Tanks
Colors : Primary color is Orange and secondary is black.

Here's a fun peeing in the shower game!

While you are in the shower and have to take a piss, turn off the lights. Then, spin around 5 times, and next start to piss like there is no tomorrow.
Finally, turn the lights back on and surprises await you!

8 to 10 hours (including xbox live)
I live and breathe the internet.