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At 11/18/09 05:46 PM, speakerlight wrote: It's odd, I've never gotten a computer virus ever and I have no protection. Funny.

Me too. I've had my computer without a firewall on for years, and I still don't have a virus (Known that I know of anyways)

At 11/18/09 01:50 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: And forest had a good reason to run... he would have gotten beaten up...

Not in this part

TL;DR

But I don know SOMEBODY who ran for no reason

Hmm. I haven't decided what I would do.
The lulzy approach. Which would be walking in and saying "Oh, now we all 3 have AIDS now!" and walking out and never talking to her again.

Or, the more serious one. Which is walking in, saying "Oh thats really fucking nice". Walking out, and throwing all of her shit out.

Hmm. I haven't decided what I would do.
The lulzy approach. Which would be walking in and saying "Oh, now we all 3 have AIDS now!" and walking out and never talking to her again.

Or, the more serious one. Which is walking in, saying "Oh thats really fucking nice". Walking out, and throwing all of her shit out.

Don't worry guys. He's just butthurt that nobody loves him.

At 11/18/09 01:09 AM, korg53 wrote: No offense, but only a woman use so much words to say the same a boy would in just ten words.
We men haz less vocabulary n' brainz, have mercy.

Oh noes! dem gurls must be tryien to swolly taek ovah newgrounds with ther brainz and shit

HEY GUYS IM GOING TO BRING UP SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO. BECAUSE I THINK ITS STILL WORTH DISCUSSION, EVEN THOUGH SHIT LIKE THIS GOES ON EVERY WEEK LOL

Srsly, stop.

At 11/18/09 12:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: Why when people realise I'm a girl or any other user on here, they have to make a big deal out of it. "Wow you're a girl?!" Yeah, there are two sexes, got to be one of them. Like I always say, I don't care if people keep thinking I'm a guy it means to me that I'm fitting in on this site, because it's natural for all of us to assume every user is a guy before we know them, and well I like this site so I like to fit in and I do, so I must be a guy, yeah D:< :D

Example

Notice how the Gagsy is not offended by the original poster calling her a "Sir".

Tobi is the only one that I would sit with who would actually accept me into wherever he would be sitting during the lunch.

Now, I would LIKE to sit with WeHaveFreshCookies, FUNKbrs (but he's dead now), and AlmightyHans,

Only real men WANT to get the flu

WELL OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE FAPS TO THIS

Right?

I purposely try to make my foot go to sleep too. I think it feels really fucking nice

At 11/16/09 02:45 AM, Rig wrote:

At 11/16/09 02:41 AM, CeilingCat wrote:

At 11/16/09 02:39 AM, Rig wrote: The pass is on the page.

The password is ******?

Oh, I guess you guys can't see it if you aren't a member of the NG TF2 crew, lol. Log into steam, find the group, and become a member - you'll see it then!

Oh ok. I see it now :D

At 11/16/09 02:39 AM, Rig wrote:

At 11/16/09 02:39 AM, vader316 wrote: O that going to be sweet! What is that pass? Do we have to pm you for it?

The pass is on the page.

The password is ******?

I'll be sure to play with you guise

1:00 am - 2:00 am

Wake up at 5:30 am

I catch up my sleep on the weekends

Your link fails.

That... that was horrible

If they phoned you I think it is legit.
Clean up yo computer foo'

Only thing I miss is when ony of my really good friends used to live around me, when I actually had a girlfriend, and when my parents weren't divorced.

Oh well though, nothing good lasts forever
.. Besides Newgrounds

You guise

My life is always changing. This month i'm switching schools (again) because i'm failing all my classes and i've decided that it would be better for myself to go to this hick school in my town because I can pass there easily. I only went to the school I go to know because of my friends there, but friends shouldn't be my main priority right now. I'll miss them, but oh well. Now I can have great stories to tell newgrounds

The Talledega Superspeedway Race

Hurr Hurr

At 11/4/09 02:05 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: You had one of these as a kid, and you loved it.

I did have one of this, and I STILL love it

Somebody already did a parody thread like this yesterday. You fail.

At 11/4/09 05:50 PM, RoboJesus wrote: Since nobody in this thread seems to know what a pun is, it's when you replace a word in a regular sentence with a rhyming or similar sounding word for comedic effect. Puns are very fucking stupid and should never be used.

Well fine, instead of puns use really bad insults (Because thats what everybody else is doing)

Oh sorry! I looked down my scope hoping to find Jupiter, but Instead I found YOUR FACE!

So apparently a 25 kill streak in Modern Warfare 2 = this

Invite Plox
ngceilingcat@gmail.com

The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows In my Pants.

I like this.