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Mellow Mushroom.

Pizza, for those of you who don't know.

This is not as funny as you think it is.

I always thought that it would be cool to learn Morse Code for tests. You could just tap your pencil like they did in Dexter's Lab.

Psst! What's the answer to #1!

-...

I learned that 12 year-olds are just as annoying as they are cracked out to be.

You're a fag.

Oops

Silly-head
Doo-doo-face
Poopy-butt

You know... The basics.

The only reason I hate sonic is because his fanboys are so annoying.

Otherwhise, he's pretty tight.

In a room full of hot, naked, girls who do everything for you. However, one of the grapes they feed you has a poison in it that makes you extremely happy, and later kills you in a fast, painless death.

Gah... I would hate to die like that.

I would recommend doing nothing because of the complete awkwardness that could come from it later on. However, if you really want to do something. I would recommend not going anywhere past 2nd base.

here you go. easy as pie.

What are you even trying to prove? They are fun games. It doesn't matter how their titles are. Also, there is going to be at least one fan-boy who dresses like the main character for mostly everything. Not all people who like Zelda are like that.

Classic rock / Jazz

Yeah... jazz.

At 2/26/08 09:59 PM, Mizar wrote: I don't like them. They didn't have...style.

Did you forget about the part where they completely changed the 60s style by bringing in the whole British fad?

I guess so.

(Bicycle, bicycle) I want a bicycYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYL RACE!

Yeah... It seems like the giant, ugly girls think that if they wear tiny clothes, it will make them look hot. It just makes them look even worse.

Otherwhise, I kinda see what you mean, but I wouldn't complain about it.

Any tissues or paper towels?

Do you have a cat?

Try Calculus, buddy.

And no, there is no Angle Side Side. Just Side Angle Side. Or, at least my teacher didn't tell us about ASS...

Now you know what your "innocent" grandparents look at in their spare time.

Woah, dude. You're so original.

Touch some stuff, gather up all the skittles, mold some gloves out of the skittles, and put on latex gloves over those, problem solved.

No. You're just a normal dude. Lots of people find sex jokes stupid as well as drug jokes.

I look more for personality, rather than limbs.

All the Pussycats except Jose.

Jesus and the Pussycats.

At 2/10/08 10:27 PM, TOEZ wrote: yellowcard41.

Cookie plz.

TOEZ

Cookie plz.

At 2/10/08 06:09 PM, AirportMan wrote: you know what, I bet you originally didnt hate runescape. probably 50 percent of the runescape haters only hate runescape because they saw "other" people do it. fuck pure pressure. fuck different games. free friendliness. anyone care to join me, and step up and off of the bandwagon?

Nope. I never liked it. I tried it for a bit when it was the "cool" thing to do. All I thought was, "Why does everyone love this so much?"

Fake hit on one of them.

How did she say, "Are you hitting on me?"

If she said it with a smile, you probably got your message through wrong. Not the answer itself was wrong, just that the way you said it, probably.

If she said it like, "WTF are you doing?!" then she probably doesn't like you. Go figure.

So, all girls in this generation are morons because you are just too shy to talk to anyone...

Makes sense.

I, myself, can make people laugh. But the really funny thing, so people say, is MY laugh. If something is really funny, my laugh gets really high-pitched like a little baby and I start to get tears in my eyes. And if I have water in my mouth, it usually goes everywhere. People have said that they found me in a huge crowd just by following the sound of my laugh.

I'll be your valentine...