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It is very possible. I seriously doubt that out of ALLLLL the planets in the universe, Earth is the only one with water and an atmosphere. Also, if there was life on mars, that would be 2/9 (Including Pluto for shits) planets with some evidence of life in JUST this one solar system.

Have her come over to show your parents what a nice little girl she is.

Wait... Why wouldn't you?

At 5/31/08 02:04 PM, Homosecksual wrote:

I get an hour of detention for being a victim of some douchebag assfaced homosexual rapist black asshole.

Elaborate.

Cockroaches will have become the dominate species by then.

At 5/31/08 01:16 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

A-and also if you don't show that you can do it, then people will start to doubt your authority. Is that what you want, a reenactment of the LA riots? Because that's what'll happen.

You know what must be done

I bet they are too chicken to do it.

You guys don't wanna be chickens, do you?

German Shepard. I always liked bigger dogs.

But all I have is a stupid cat.

At 1/28/08 12:40 PM, Master120 wrote: hi lol i was wondering if any1 here played roblox lol n there rich lol, because i want to know if any1 will give free tix . i cant buy roblox tix myself becuz my mom wont let me...

Oh... I don't get it...

Yo' dick's too small.

At 5/30/08 10:09 PM, TwilightSnow wrote:

1. Ever hear the term "'Smart' America"? Yeah, I'm very familiar with it. I consider myself an above average mind (I'm not even going to debate this NG I don't care if I'm 13), and it just seems like...well, it seems I'm surrounded by idiots.

As you said... You're 13. You are surrounded by 13-year olds. 13 year-olds are generally dumb little kids. There are some smart people out there.

Honestly, at school, it takes everyone 10 minutes to read something I could read in 2, and they read slowly, like kindergartners. And they always mispronounce obvious words.

Again... That's not America, that's 13 year-olds.

general knowledge here is at an alltime low.

According too...?

Ever watch Jay Leno's "Jaywalking?" Exactly my point. Also, America is very isolationist. People are too worried about what Paris Hilton is doing to take a look at international events! Unless it's huge or involves them, Americans usually have no idea what is going on outside their borders.

Most 13 year-olds don't watch the news. Gasp.

2. America... Religion...etc.

Never heard of anyone do that. In class on my freshman year, we were talking about religion within a group of people (There was nothing to do. We finished our work.) One guy said he was atheist, we asked why. He said, "Why are you Christian?" We laughed, and went on... The atheist dude and us kept on talking and laughing, too. We were all peachy-keen. In short, I have never heard anyone talk smack to atheists.

3. Despite being a Christian nation, Americans in general are rude and mean...etc...

Have you ever been mugged or anything of the sort? I highly doubt things like that have happened to you often (if ever). Just because the news always says "There is a rapist in YOUR STREET! Find out more at 11:00!" that doesn't mean that all Americans are rapists. Other countries have it just as bad or worse.

4. And finally, the environment...etc....

What have you done to save the environment? If you haven't done much, then I don't want to hear you talk. Quite a few people care about the environment, but to be honest, a drastic change like that is hard. It will take a few years to be able to make any drastic changes.

So there you have it. Reasons why I hate my own country. I plan to move to Japan when i am older, as it seems to be the best of the bunch to me.~

Because TV told you that they all make good grades, amiright?

2girls1wall

Hawt

At 5/26/08 05:36 AM, Nero14 wrote: i would go for normal computor i hate it when your in the car and your laptop runs out of battery!

Yeah. Because desktops never run out of batteries when you are in the car...

Anyway, I would go for desktop because of the whole price factor and the fact that they aren't all cramped up in one little thing. I don't play games much, though, so laptops are 'aight.

Me, personally, say that it is not the boobs, but what they do to the body. They help create the whole "Hourglass" figure. That's what I would say is good about them.

A plain old pair of boobs with no body wouldn't be too hot.

"It's a portal to another dimension!"

MATT

Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.

What do I win?

Cheddar :3 (if it's orange)

Milo (Dude)

Zoe (Chick)

Adding to it.

Hitler was a man, therefor Hitler = man, Man = Love, and Love = God... Oh shi-

At 5/21/08 04:39 PM, TSstudios wrote:

At 5/21/08 04:35 PM, Extremewookie wrote: Official, you say?

ok.

BEGIN!

Learning shapes, are we?

At 5/20/08 10:28 PM, Enrikayheartsyou wrote:

Sorry to inform you, but even the girls on Newgrounds talk about dicks all the time.

Well i guess im the only person on newgrounds that doesnt...

If you want to stay that way, leave... now. It will consume you.

At 5/19/08 07:49 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote: Why is it Americans feel like it is their god given right to spread democracy world wide i was just reading through the forum when i saw a post to a metal gear solid 4 trailer and realised that even your computer games are about war... if your not killing in real life your not happy so kill fictional characters,,, like your grand theft auto 4 game,,, its disgusting a man going around the streets killing ppl like prostitutes you shud all hang your heads in shame,,,, like trailer proves my point the guy who made it has no idea the game promotes killing,,, fools

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9-2FRZa587 Q

3 things.

1: MGS is Japanese.

2: All of America didn't make the games, dumb-dumb. Certain game-developers who just so happen to live in America made them.

3: Chill out. They're games.

At 5/19/08 07:02 PM, KAG8893 wrote: MS paint the worst thing you can think of that could happen to u right now

(and no ass raping please)

I didn't laugh.

He would be 13 years old and about 5% girl.

"... Lemonade pie with a brand new car. Cantalope eyes come to me tonight..."

I started with Snake Eater (My favorite) because it is set before the other ones. But, rather than scouring for the other ones, I went to best buy and, to my luck, found a $20 Metal Gear set with all 3 (Special edition ones) And it came with the MGS1 playstation version, not the gamecube version.

Honestly, I like 1 the least, mainly just because of the less features (Like aiming). But, it's still a great game.
I would go with 3, and if you get hooked and want to hear the rest of the story, play 1, then 2.

Delete their myspace account!

Get on newgrounds and ask them.

At 4/7/08 04:59 PM, ThoseSwellNachos wrote: i may be a noob to newgrounds but i love anime.
so i kinda know what yaoi is. though yuri would be nicer.

No... Just, no. I now know why your parents blocked your computer. They probably caught you looking at guys making out, or something.

Finally. An excuse to kill a fetus!

Honestly, I was thinking of just quitting my flash submission. I haven't had much time to work on it because of tons of stuff going on. But, I will now try to work on mine over the weekend. It is hardly started, but it could turn out pretty well.

And there are no cardboard box jokes.

I actually don't like the songs that much... But, seriously. It has cool written all over it.