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Response to: Hottest Girl=Get her pregnat? Posted December 17th, 2010 in General

At 12/17/10 12:37 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Not even douchebags are that stupid.

Yes they are.

Response to: Hows the weather where you are at? Posted December 17th, 2010 in General

Well, temperature's dropped into the 20s-30s, no snow though. Now it's getting weird, right now it's 53 out.

Poor SC barely gets any snow, just once every few years. :'(
Response to: the wii internet only thread Posted December 17th, 2010 in General

Hmph, I'm glad I stopped using the Wii to get online. It has Flash 9, but you can't do crap with it anyway. The damned channel limits you to flash memory instead of the RAM, so you can play Modern Warfare and Super Mario Galaxy, but you can't watch any Flash movie that's over a few megabytes.

Working browsers FTW!
Response to: AS2 VCam coordinates question Posted December 16th, 2010 in Game Development

Ah, okay, simple stuff, I getcha. Thanks!

Anyway, people are right, don't use a vcam to make a game, if you want to move everything around with ease put it all within a container and move the container.

Well, I'll look at that. I'll try out what may work, and if it doesn't (and it probably won't) I'll do the container method. What do I do for that, just group everything, scale it, and code it to move with my character's MovieClip?

AS2 VCam coordinates question Posted December 16th, 2010 in Game Development

Hi guys, I'm working on a Flash game (well, learning to program in AS2 and soon to work on it), and while looking through the tutorials, found out about the VCam. I figured that this would make it easier to make some scrolling games, but some people say it f***s up the coordinates. (I doubt that since it just supposed to move the whole stage.)

My first question is, if I have a MovieClip on stage, are the coordinates of it taken from the view of the original stage, or from the view of the VCam?
My second question, does the same thing apply to cursor coordinates?

Any help is appreciated guys! :D

Response to: Winter has come to NG Posted December 15th, 2010 in General

I was getting ready to ask an AS2 question in the Flash forum when I caught my error and just went back to my page and voila! Snow!

Also, why isn't Frosty driving the tank?!
Response to: What's wrong with people on buses Posted December 15th, 2010 in General

At 12/15/10 04:50 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
At 12/15/10 04:06 AM, Cootie wrote: I wouldn't know about riding buses. I have a car.

you jelly?
Fuck you, I'm gonna go stand on your car too!

Watch out for low clearances...

Cue surfing music.
Response to: Newgrounds; Ultimate Collab Posted December 15th, 2010 in General

Why not just re-make it in Flash, with shapes and all that, using the original audio?

Plus the original would be removed since it's not your own work.
Response to: The Seven Deadly Sins Of Ng Posted December 15th, 2010 in General

At 12/15/10 03:12 AM, Lintire wrote: a whole freakin' bunch o' stuff

I think he pretty much summed it up. Except the stealing stuff and posting as your own. That applies to ALL the portals, not just Art.

And shouldn't there be something about using copyrighted audio in Flashes? We have the audio portal for a reason, you know.

Also, a little FYI, the Seven Deadly sins is only in the Catholic denomination, so far as I know.
Response to: Show NG your... Posted December 14th, 2010 in General

Sadly, my mom always waits until about the 22nd before getting a Christmas tree. And then my dad complains about the height, and I'm stuck with fixing the lights and such. It does look good after all the decorating and such, but then we take it down about 3 days after Christmas. Ah, well, at least my sisters don't try to eat the ornaments anymore. :P

Response to: Scott pilgrim thread. Posted December 14th, 2010 in General

At 11/29/10 09:41 PM, Garage wrote: Scott Pilgrim is awesome.

This. And the game looks pretty sweet too. Kinda wish I had a 360 or PS3 so I could play it. :'(

Response to: Early on in your Newgrounds career. Posted December 12th, 2010 in General

I wouldn't say I'm a total noob. (At least I don't spell and use grammar like one.)

You must appreciate your past noobish selves though, for without that, you may have never improved.
Response to: Inappropriate messages on clothes. Posted December 12th, 2010 in General

Two inappropriate shirts I've seen:

- shadow of a rabbit ****ing a duck, followed by the text "Wrong."

- picture of a cartoony sausage kicking a soccer ball, followed by the text "Always play with your weenie."

Response to: would you also buy a T? Posted December 9th, 2010 in General

I'd prefer to buy a vowel.

Response to: Let's have a music thread Posted December 9th, 2010 in General

What I play?

- piano
- trumpet
- guitar (working on it)
- harmonica
- keyboard synthesizer
- drums (newbie)

What I like?

anything but country

- Nirvana
- Metallica
- Linkin Park
- Green Day
- Foo Fighters
- Judas Priest
- Beastie Boys
- Run DMC
- NewGrounds Audio Portal
- a whole frickin' bunch of others I can't name on the spot

I also tend to make music, using computers mostly, unfortunately. At least I don't make it sound like complete crap. :)

Response to: Your room is in lockdown. Posted December 9th, 2010 in General

At 12/9/10 04:55 AM, chaklong wrote:
At 12/9/10 03:29 AM, dread2760 wrote:
At 12/9/10 02:18 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: You're sitting on Newgrounds, browsing the forums.

Suddenly, all doors and windows are closed in the room you're currently in.
I open the fucking door.
this

that

Response to: Flash game prototype [Feedback] Posted December 9th, 2010 in Game Development

Pretty cool. Maybe add a little detail on the obstacles when you're finishing. The looping background is a bit glitchy, decreasing the embedding width may fix it. Maybe add a secondary background to add more depth. Also when you jump into the side of the wall, you end up back on top. Maybe change this so you can grab the ledge and pull yourself up and accelerate from zero again?

Illustrator shapes to Flash 8... Posted December 9th, 2010 in Game Development

I have a question regarding Adobe Illustrator CS3 and Flash 8. If I draw something in Illustrator, can I copy and paste it into Flash? I know they're both vector-based and use similar tools, but I just want to be sure, since there was the whole Macromedia-Adobe takeover thing...

Response to: Can you do this? Posted December 9th, 2010 in Game Development

It's probably a better idea to have the background move only when the foreground is moving, rather than the main character. Not exactly sure how I would code it just yet, I'm new to AS2 as well. :)

So here's what I can tell you...
When you have left key down:
- check a hit test to your left before you move
- if your character can move left, do; otherwise, don't move

Right key is almost the same, except you switch out "left" with "right"

If your character is moving:
- move the foreground to match (x and y)
- move the background half as much as the foreground (x/2 and y/2)

Hope this helps!

Response to: WikiLeaks Posted December 8th, 2010 in General

Rah.

WikiLeaks

Response to: Thoughts on my car Posted December 8th, 2010 in General

Well, at least you got a decent car that gets good gas mileage without looking like a total fagmobile.

I would've gone with something more utilitarian though, like a Toyota Hilux.

Yup, pullin' out that pict again...

Thoughts on my car

Response to: "You don't have any medals." Posted December 8th, 2010 in General

Is someone trying to be funny here? Admins?

Response to: Imagine Freebird Without The Solo Posted December 8th, 2010 in General

That would ruin half the song.

and leave less sweat on the stage.
Response to: Do you have weapons..? Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

I have a vicious alpaca. Does that count for anything?

Response to: Your new show. Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

Internet Warriors

An ongoing story about the flame wars that go on in 'net forums, acted out, of course.

Really?
Response to: My Bacon Strips. Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

I find it ironic that the guy's name is Tofu.

Response to: my suspension Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

Well, you screwed yourself over with the "self-defense" thing, schools don't want you to defend yourself anyway. You should've said something along the lines of "I forgot it was in there." Sorta happened to me once. I had a wooden stake in my bag that I was gonna use to ring a cowbell I brought for a pep rally, pep rally never happened. The stake stayed in the bag and was forgotten until we got searched one day, and of course they found the wooden stake. They asked me what it was for, I told them I was gonna use it on a cowbell in a pep rally that never happened and forgot I left it there. Just a confiscation and a warning and I got off scotch-free.

tl;dr: Shoulda told 'em you forgot you had it.
Response to: 12 hours in solitude. Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

My computer, flash drive, phone, phone charger, printed examples of how to use Actionscript, paper, mechanical pencils, scanner...

Let's make a game, gentlemen.
Response to: 2010 Christmas Wish List Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

1. iMac/MacBook
2. Halo CE
3. XBox 360
4. Halo 3
5. Homefront (though that won't be released til '011
6. Toyota Hilux/Tacoma
7. .50 cal to mount on said truck
8. A job
9. My friend to have the best Christmas of her life
10. Year's supply of chocolate ice cream

But I know most of these won't happen sadface
Response to: Newgrounds is so intelligent! Posted December 7th, 2010 in General

At 12/6/10 08:48 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: everyone in this thread is raged

Not me. I'm enjoying some tacos.