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I like Canadia. Those geese they send down here in winter taste great. Plus the Scott Pilgrim franchise is Canadan in origin. (Dat game was awesome beyond awesomes.) I honestly never knew they had an army though. I thought they were all peace-loving, flapjack-eating survivalists. (Or at least capable of it.) That flag though, lose the leaf, put a thumbs-up instead.

FTW, eh?

No. Just no. I'm religious, but I've yet to go to a mental institute.

There are some who need to go, like people who think they know when the world ends.

Also, there may be no proof there is a God, but there's no proof that there isn't, either. No need to be a prick and in-your-face about your lack of faith.

Can't prove or disprove. Now you got a pickle. An ugly, sour, green pickle. Eat it.

At 5/28/11 09:07 PM, thdrkside wrote: Yeah, and others only know because someone told them they would go to hell if they didnt. Thus they believe out of fear as opposed to love, and fear is the wrong reason.
Me being a Christian I want to tell all of the rest of the Christians, somehow, that preaching fire and brimstone only scares people away, and, in some cases, causes people to act against God.
If any Christians see this post I want them to know that preaching God's love is a better option, as people are more likely to believe that way. People will just think you are crazy if you preach fire and brimstone.

I would say that I relate most with the Scientific Christians of the world, my only difference being that I completely exclude certain parts of the scriptures from my beliefs, as they were written by mortal man.
God tells me, and dont ask how, certain things that I get my beliefs from. All you have to do to be Christian is to believe in God and that God had a son, Jesus, that is our savior. You dont have to burn everyone who believes different than you at the stake, or even judge other people, to be a Christian, or get into Heaven.

Amen, brother. I'm looking at all these guys who claim to be Christians, and then go say everyone who isn't like them will be sent to Hell. West Borough Baptist - perfect example of why some people think Christians are nuts. If self-proclaimed Christians actually lived by the Bible (just as it says, and not make some ridiculous interpretation), we'd be viewed a lot better than we are now. It's simple, recognize Jesus as the Lord and Savior, and apply his teachings to your life. I.E., being kind, giving to those in need. I don't see how someone can twist that into something like "God hates the USA" or "The end of the world is near" or other bull.

Friction. I f***ing hate the friction.

Ow. Still burns.

Meanwhile, in Austria, there were mutants, employed by Rush Limbaugh, Hitler's favourite Jewish gentile. Hitler became a god, then died.

Hitler banged Martha Stewart without protection in hell. "But they bumped uglies while bursting cum bubbles."

"Oh really?"
"Yeah really."
"Oh, okay."

The arguing lovers continued until they ran out of wine and cheap pastry brushes. Then the pulsing, veiny midget exploded into pasty bone pudding.

Then Satan contemplated eternity to dougie on the silver goat. Limbaugh incantated the fresh

Yeeeaaaah...

Cute & dangerous & silly, best combination.

Hope you guys don't mind my rock music. :D

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Also, SuperSteph, I plan on redoing and resubmitting that generic rock remake.

Sorry I took it down earlier. (Along with the rest of my stuff.)

No, screw Cheerios. (If you can literally do that, you're sad.) I eat cookies for breakfast.

I liked it better when Chip was a dog.

I know what you mean. Seen it way too many times. Damn modern stereotypes don't make anything any easier either. It's like on NG, unless you're a complete radical left-wing, most of the community jumps all over you; then you can't convince them of anything.

Put an air conditioner in your bag. Then it will be really cool.

Not to mention you could leave cold food in there.

I've been trying to find some clean pinch harmonic samples and possibly a harmonics-emulating virtual instrument, but so far I'm not having any luck. Does anyone know of any good samples or VSTi? Or have any knowledge of how to reproduce harmonics with clean samples? Help is appreciated.

So, at 3:00pm on December 11, 2012, should we post in this thread or just have AllReligiousDrunk make a new one?

Also, 1:30 to go... til my sandwich is done reheating.

Oh, you idots believe anything. Didn't people say the world would end in 1844, 1994, Y2K, and 2012? (Okay, last one hasn't happened yet, but you get my point.) Ironically enough, they say this is like Judgement Day. And I put out a remix from the arcade game, "T2: Judgement Day." Anyways, nope, we're still alright in SC. Nothing very ominous yet.

See wattimean, see wattimean, see wattimean green bean?

At 5/17/11 03:23 AM, wehrmacht5 wrote: technically it's a hat right?

Well, yeah, but you're missing an ace of spades.

In other news, I'll leave this here.

Excluding myself (when I'm messing with my friends), I know my sisters.

Siblings are always the worst trolls.

At 5/16/11 01:28 PM, icecreammac wrote: Great impersonation. I too read everything in his voice.

Ditto.

I found his head.

At 5/15/11 08:34 PM, Killerhammer wrote:

At 5/15/11 08:34 PM, cdjproductions wrote:

At 5/15/11 08:32 PM, Killerhammer wrote: Considering it was wal-mart, you sure it was a monkey and not a baby?

It was furry and had a tail.

Question still stands.

I'm serious, man. I thought it was a baby at first, but then I thought, "No way. It's the size of a premature infant. Really premature. And the mother's holding it like that? HOLY BUCKETS OF LARD IT HAS A TAIL!!"

At 5/15/11 08:32 PM, Killerhammer wrote: Considering it was wal-mart, you sure it was a monkey and not a baby?

It was furry and had a tail.

I went to WalMart about 30 minutes ago, and at the checkout, I saw some woman with her family carrying a monkey. I'm serious, it was a live monkey. I don't know why. I'm just saying. It's a random thing to see.

Probably shoulda taken a picture. :P

Quick question while I'm in this thread; does spam count as abusive? As in one of those "Don't read this or you'll die if you don't forward this to 500 other people" chain letter spammings on a review?

I freaking hate those.

I played Stickman Sam 4, liked the music, discovered the Audio Portal, and started downloading some of the music I found. (This was back in 2007 by the way.) I never really looked around the site other than music for a year, then I found out about the Flash stuff. (It's so obvious, one of the main links. XP) I joined in mid 2010, at first for the lulz, then I started submitting stuff. Took down a few things, started trollin the forums by August on the Wii, got a Droid, and now I look at some of this stuff every day.

Man that was a mouthful.

At 5/15/11 03:28 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: On the floor of my English classroom after I was accidentally put into a sleeperhold.

Something like that happened to me, except I went to sleep on my desk, which I realized later.

If they really did, I'd move there. Nothing against homos, but, erm, I don't exactly like other men ogling me. Next best thing though, I'm in SC.

Side note: Pie.

Raise a little money, trade that kit in for a decent electronic drumset with awesome samples, get good speakers, you're set.

Failing that, kick harder.

Try adding 1 to the frame you want it to goto.
i.e., gotoAndStop(_root.n+1)
Telling it to goto frame 0 doesn't change it, because frames are numbered starting with 1 and go up.

Keeping your character from moving while speaking, eh? I have a solution.

For your various NPCs enterFrame event...

if(//your stuff that activates your dialogue happens){
	_root.player.talking = true
}else{
	_root.player.talking = false
}

And then for our player character...

//skip straight to the movement crap...
if(this.talking == false){
	//then you do your motion stuff here
}

This way, your player can only move when they aren't being talked to.

Oh yeah, I wouldn't mind the ability to use the file dump for mp3 files as well. Would come in handy for audio collabs.

Side note, if you guys do a mobile site redirect, don't force Droid users to it. Droid's browser handles the site pretty well. Flash and everything. (No java applets though. I dunno why they didn't add that support.)

Well, this is pretty awesome, although I'm going to miss the classic layout (except the search bar's general results in the BBS and Flash search). I hope the look of it stays similar to how it is now. As for the audio portal, I'd like to be able to do sub-genre name searches, like look for "chaoz fantasy" under "general rock" for instance, as well as possibly having audio tags. Also, think we'll be getting additional visualizations for the audio player itself?

Yep. I was right about the _root.nextFrame. That and the fact that timeoutVar needs to be defined when the MC first loads. Here's a working .fla for exampling.
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/fcbc 0fc800a05693ab6a928ad5427b7c

Hope this helps!