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At 6/18/11 12:49 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 6/18/11 12:40 PM, SKS wrote: I didn't forget the picture, I blinked >:(

Flamingo beats Panda.

Proven.

There was one down the road from me, but it shut down. I also went to BiLo the other day and noticed there was a BlockBuster DVD rental machine thing. Kinda like RedBox, but it was BlockBuster.

I liked actually having to talk to the people about rental movies in person at the store; didn't like the late fees and such, but still. Sometimes I think people are getting too lazy because everything is so convenient anymore. Like ordering pizza online.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC

I can't stop singin it!

It's bad enough they can do this. Now if they could fly...

I'd probably s*** my pants. You've seen what they can do to people, right?

At 6/18/11 10:27 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:

i spent 2 months wages on a fancy resteraunt, the 4-star kind

Rule #1: You don't spend that much money on a woman who's not your wife.

Rule #2: You DO NOT under any circumstances get married in Australlia, The United States, Canada, Or The U.K.

IS that clear?

What about Puerto Rico?

I'm pretty sure women aren't that nucking futs.

At 6/18/11 04:51 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 6/17/11 09:33 PM, Yrtnej wrote: The funniest medicine is when the side effects include exactly what you're trying to cure/treat.

AKA a placebo.

No, a placebo makes you think it'll make you get better. Sometimes the mind overexagerates how sick you really are. Psychosematic or something like that.

And while I'm here, side effects may include GLOWING SWEAT. Use your sweaty body for SWEET RAVE PARTIES.

At 6/17/11 06:55 PM, rodrigoxius wrote: Mmm... Interesting... I want one too :D... But this thread is kind of... a piece of spam! ¬¬

More like a can bro.

Pic related:

No.

I WILL give you an electric triangle, however.

I'm so tough I shave with a chainsaw.

I also ate a bowl of nails. Without any milk.

I choose Bulbasaur.

Lucky me, I play a number of instruments:
Piano, synthesizer, drums, trumpet, guitar (little bit), harmonica, kitchen sink, various percussion, kazoo, mayonaise, horse radish, chainsaw, airhorn, trombone, not sure what else though...

Also, do instruments of torture count?

At 6/16/11 08:32 PM, BUDDAH988 wrote:

At 6/16/11 08:31 PM, naronic wrote: educated theory supported by fact but still ultimately deniable.

would you rather live in a simulation or the real world?

Unlimited cheesecake?!?! YES

I concur.

I say we should feed trolls... to something else...

Like a supertroll or something?

I will use me and tso of my buds. One thing after that: Toyota Hilux combat vehicle.

Air conditioner, off-road tires, and demon-surpression equipment come standard.

From scratch? Yeah, I probably could, but it'd take me a bit.

I'd vote my five for the day and level up!

No, scratch that. I like having my awesome arm. Screw the Swiss Army knife.

Props to the guy that posted boxing; made my day. :D

Yep. Kinda sucks too. My dad told me to take my account down, and everything in it. I took down most of my stuff, asked Wade to delete my account (good thing he didn't), and after a while I just started throwing stuff back up here. I guess he doesn't care anymore; I've gotten rid of anything that could link my account to my actual self (except my name in one post; that was kinda stupid), and as long as I remain anonymous here so no one can associate me with "a bunch of weirdos." Which, since it's Newgrounds, is partially true.

At least it's not as bad as 4chan here. :P

Steak this, f#$&er!

I dare ya.

Other than scubing? I use one to wash dishes (by hand) so the spicy soup doesn't evaporate into my eyes. How bout you guys?

Well, I meant I wanted more actions; those were the ones I already had, and I already know how to code them. I just wanted some more variety in what the enemy does.

Okay, now I need a little help with AI. Not so much programming as actions taken by the AI. (Once I know what the actions are, I can figure out how to code em.) I know how it works, similar to the way an RPG works, but in real time. What I need are some actions for the enemy AI to take, something like Metal Slug, but more advanced. Here's what I've gotten so far (the basics):

- attack
- go to a certain point
- grenade if attack is failing
- being freaked out by the player (ala Metal Slug) <-- this one may not be included later, still debating

This is all I have at this point. Your help is greatly appreciated guys! :)

It depends on whether or not you brought a chick with you.

When it come to music and (most of) the culture, I prefer the 90s. More awesome stuff that people knew was awesome and wouldn't deny its awesomeness. Like awesome rock music, for example. (Modern music, well, people think rock=screamo which is pretty sad; apparently they're too lazy to look at ACTUAL rock music. Heck, pop in the 80s and 90s was at least 9000 times better then it is today. Now, when it comes to techie stuff, I prefer today's. You can get 8GB in a convenient stick for around $20, RAM is practically up in almost the thousands in megabytes, and high quality anything is easy to come by. I like being able to surf the web from my phone; a lot of convenience in that.

In short, I'll pick living in the present; keep all my current stuff and continue to jam on the classics.

I'm sorry, but how exactly does just glaring the crap out of a photo make one an artist?

Okay, I'm probably gonna end up with a whole bunch of flaming and hate, but...

What kind of screwed up world are we living in? I mean sure, the technical advances we've made are great and all, but really? We're gonna start accepting this kind of behavior? That's a bunch of straight-up bullshit. And those people that get easy-off for raping some poor little kid, just because the guys already in jail think it's wrong to do and would probably beat the shit out of them. They'd deserve it; if people in jail still have some standards, why shouldn't the same be said for most others? (Hell, put them in solitary confinement for all I care, just don't let them off with just a warning.) Child rape mentally scars kids; something that will NEVER be forgotten, and who knows how they'll turn out?
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AAAAAGH!!! I swear, I always only notice the "chat" news 13 hours after it's posted.

I must be unlucky or something.

I wish. How much pizza did you eat?
You lucky bastard.

It means you take your sorry butt and plop it on the couch. (Wife kicked you out; Oh snap!)

If you're referring to the figurative meaning, Google, my friend.

At 6/10/11 04:15 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: You assplode.

Haaaaaa! What a maroon!

At 6/9/11 03:04 PM, Soapbubble wrote: Shave and a haircut.

Two bits!

I just had to do it.

Okay, what Soapbubble said, then get some boss shades. Work out a bit, and don't look so pissed all the time. Then when you talk to them, don't be nervous or nothing.

They can smell fear!

Also, was the alleged bitch someone you talked to regularly?