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I don't think anyone here knows the difference between hobos and real homeless people.

Hobos live in boxcars and ride the rails. Duh.

I never saw/heard about any petitions against Nick shows in the '90s.

Then again, that's when Nickelodeon was truly awesome.

Happens to me at work a bit with this one guy. He's pretty cool, but I can understand only half of what he says. Add that to the noise going on.

I must also admit that when I try to talk and start yawning, I don't even know what I'm saying.

Well, it depends whether or not the stuff is to-go, as opposed to dine-in. I always noticed this with the coffee we sell at my job. You always got these guys who get the largest cups, despite the free refills and dining in. But hey, in some cases, stupidity makes money.

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I fail at typing with my nose.

If it was genetic, based on survival of the fittest, it would eventually die out. Because by design, the gene wouldn't get passed on, et cetera et cetera blah blah et cetera. Not genetic.

Either way, you still have control over where you stick your dick. Be it in a girl's vag, some guy's ass, your hand, a pencil sharpener, a bottle of juice, a sock puppet, whatever.

Pict sums it up.

At 7/2/11 08:51 PM, Morph94 wrote: Now, I'm going to go eat cake and chicken.

I shall partake in this too. Cake and chicken... Wait, in that order or all at once?

Haha, you guys are gonna start hatin' me...

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Remakes are okay, right?

I have really got to get some icons...

I thought of a chainsaw tank. I win.

At 6/28/11 09:14 PM, SBB wrote: Interesting, I've never thought of how you would kill someone with a woman.

If she's the naggy type, just put her in his disorganized office.

At 6/27/11 11:22 PM, Xmenace wrote: "How did you cut yourself?"
"Huh?"
"That cut on your arm; how did you get it?"
"What cu- HOLY SHIT!"

That's pretty much what happens to me a lot. It only hurts when you know it's there. Which sucks.

Unless you had half your arm torn off. Then I'm sure you'd notice.

Exploding chalupas.

That's all I have to say.

Chalupas.

That's all I have to say.

So, I recently got a Macbook with GarageBand (woohoo!) and wanted to try out the recording and effects and stuff, so I got my electric guitar and and plugged it directly to the mic input. Went through a bunch of gyrations on the effects to get the sound I wanted and stuff, but that's unrelated. I've been told that it's not a good idea to just go straight up line-in from the guitar, because I might fry my soundcard doing it. Any truth to this? Or why it's bad to go in one cable straight to the computer? And how I can get rid of the annoying background noise?

I don't care for the iPhone series at all. I have a 4GB iPod Nano (classic) and a Macbook Pro and an Android 2. That's all I need for now. I have no reason to constantly update everything; I'm not playing into Apple's game where they now depend on people getting the alleged best of their systems, mobile or computer. Main reason I'm sticking with Mac is the ability to run Mac AND Windows (which has been around since 2000 I think), plus I grew up with it, so I'm biased anyway. (Plus the After Dark screensavers, should we get them back.)

Screw off.
(Go masturbate somewhere.)
Suck it.
(It means my dick.)
Kiss my ass.
(That's just gross. You don't tell people to do that, because you will find someone who just might do it.)

Now, here's a hate message: BBQ your limbs, cut them open, and jump headfirst into the shallow end of a 3-foot-deep swimming pool filled with piranhas and sharks and dynamite and broken glass and spikes and terrorists and AIDS-filled syringes.

Bam!

At 5/19/11 06:29 PM, Balazeal wrote: *Waits for people to think the Mobile Forum is for posting to while on a mobile device*

*posts while on Android while listening to rock music*

In all seriousness, this may be a good addition for mobile developers, so they have their own programming discussions and not interfere with the regular programming forum, I guess.

A better search function (for both the BBS and the portals). And searching within a category. And an actual view of Flash game categories (i.e. run n gun, racers, rpg, platformer). And a muffin button.

At 6/22/11 04:11 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Might have some correlation? There's enough difference between the general rate of non-smokers getting lung cancer and smokers getting lung cancer to pretty much easily conclude that smoking can lead to lung cancer. Sure, it doesn't always lead to it, but all that's showing is there's other factors.

Ah, ya beat me to it.

Well, it won't be your right arm that will be huge.

At 6/20/11 06:00 PM, Lorkas wrote: approx. 87%?

Nah, the amount would stay the same, it'd just be more public.

I still wouldn't do it though.

That and texting while driving are the dumbest things I've ever heard. No one is gonna kill you if you don't respond the very second you get a message. The driving & texting thing, well that's just stupid. I mean if you're driving, you need to pay more attention to the road than your phone. That's why I turn off my phone-lock and go talking only should a situation occur.

I does what OP does.

Heart attack in a bag, FTW.

The importance of blame depends on who's dishing it out. If you were told not to take any cookies and get caught with your hand in the jar, you're the only one to blame for your actions. Then you'll get mad at who told you not to touch the cookies for catching you doing it and blame them. Doesn't matter. You can be up to your neck in shit and blame everyone and the brother for it, but that doesn't change the fact that you're still up to your neck in shit.
Punishment is different than blame. It teaches you what the consequences are for doing something wrong or stupid. Well, it's supposed to, at least. Some people will keep doing some things, regardless of how many times they got what was coming. It's like if you put your hand on the hot stove, you get burned, and should know not to touch the stove. Some idiots will keep putting their hands back on the stove, in a sense. These are stupid people. (They'll probably get mad at the company who made the stove, too.)

I'M COMIN FOR YOU!!!

When I find out who...

HAHAHA typo'd title.

Someone deserves a lickin' for that...

$7.53

I feel pathetic.

Get some patience, bro.

Make a goal for yourself. See if you can go for a few days without doing it. Just quit cold turkey. Force yourself not to bro.

At 6/18/11 01:25 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I don't leave a tip anyways. What have they done to deserve my money? All that they're doing is their job. Not anything special. Do yuot ip the person working at McDonalds? The garbage man? You say that's how they make their money, I say bullshit, plenty of people are living on the same or smaller of a wage then them who never get tips. They complain about it? They should get a better job then.

Dude, waiters in regular restaurants (the ones like Logan's Roadhouse or Cracker Barrel) get like $3.00 an hour; the rest, they have to make in tips. Don't be such an ass, assuming stuff like that. It's just a courtesy to show that someone is doing their job right (when it come to stuff like food).