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What I got so far:
- unclog toilet
- use as fancy soup ladle (not recommended)
- chase/attack siblings with it
- stick to walls and make people wonder
- hitting people
- probing device (not recommended)
- self-defense
- hitting various objects
- air conditioner repair
- leading marching bands (I could see this happening)
- throwing at teachers
- entertainment in class

Yeah, I know, "not another midi newb who wants guitar sounds..." but just hear me out. I'm simply trying to find a good free guitar VSTi that I can have a clean lead on at least, as well as a free guitar amp simulator. Right now, I have Slayer 2, and I'm using a clean lead and putting it through an Aradaz Crunch something amp VST fx, but I know there's better stuff out there. Any suggestions? Any help is appreciated. :D

So when are the winners announced?

I know I won't be on that list, but I wanna see the winning songs.

At 10/31/10 04:19 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: What did you do with them pictures?

Wait, I thought he said it was a dream that there were picts of her revealing she was a transexual. In other words, no real picts.

At 10/30/10 02:09 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:

At 10/30/10 02:05 PM, cdjproductions wrote: So? I'mma be a ninja.

Dude, ninjas are so gay.

Dude, the only ninjas I've ever met have been quite serious and never happy.

Then again, you can't really tell, what with the mask and all...

At 10/30/10 02:06 PM, TechnoHound wrote: Im going to throw eggs at houses and dress up as a creme egg

Now I have an urge to throw houses at eggs for revenge...

So? I'mma be a ninja.

*grabs chainsaw* Eat dis, Justin!

There shall be! We will retaliate! *grabs torch and pitchfork* Who's with me?!

I like teh BBS, seeing other people's opinions and stating my own. Don't know why, but it interests me.

This be my best friend, me, and my evil sis. :D

We were at school during homecoming week, game day. Theme: Crazy hair and school spirit. XD

At 10/28/10 06:49 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: Like this.

Fell for it. :P

At 10/28/10 06:03 PM, Nicholas-Deary wrote:

At 10/28/10 05:03 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 10/28/10 04:57 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Level 61 should be a cartoon version of yourself

Second.

thirded

Fourthed. Dude that would be awesome.

If you were the only one who made fun of her to that point, I'd tell you to go f*** yourself, but since you only contributed a little bit of it and it was a whole bunch of people as well, you shouldn't feel as bad. I must admit though, it's really retarded the way some people go overboard and try to kill themselves just because a few people made fun of them. Dude it's real simple, just don't contribute to the hate. I don't particularly like the looks of some people in my school, but I keep my mouth shut, keeping my opinion out of other ears so they can't spread, and if they don't spread, I didn't contribute. Simple.

Don't be a hater.

Get the Army Rangers. They'll kick it in the face until it's retarded, and you can pretty much take your body back after that. c(:

Hope you guys don't mind my asking, but I'd like some real opinions on this...

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  Unofficial Theme of NMB Chiefs by cdjproductions

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Thank you! :D

Man, those guys were at my school last year. Don't pay any attention to them, they're just a bunch of trolls. It's assholes like that that give Christians a bad name. >:(

At 10/26/10 08:34 AM, Cootie wrote: "All that and a bag of chips"

Aw, you took mine!

I actually say that from time to time. :)

Sure, why not? Everyone else, jump on the band wagon! It's an easy way to be awesome! You can be awesome too! :D

I think it's a choice. It can't be genetic, because, well, think about it. Gays can't reproduce, because they're not attracted to the opposite sex. The way natural selection works, the "gay" gene would die out. I think it depends on how you're raised. Some people thought it was okay to f*** monkeys, and you saw how well that worked out (AIDS). Same thing applies to dudes with dudes, it don't work out, but it's still done. You see pedophiles, they go after little kids. I'm pretty sure that's not born into them. The same with these people who have a lust for fat chicks or anthropomorphic animals. In my opinion, you had to have had some mental or psycological problem if you're attracted to the same sex. (Or the other stuff mentioned.) Just my opinion. :P

I'd rather have a tomahawk. Everything can be killed with a tomahawk.

IE spaceships, frogs, fairies...

At 10/24/10 12:35 PM, Coop5245 wrote: I puch your mother fucking teeth out cause im the gold ranger bitch!

Army Ranger pwns the gold ranger.

You're UNACCEPTABLE!!!

At 10/24/10 12:22 PM, Vorpecs wrote:

At 10/24/10 12:20 PM, Coop5245 wrote: time to break some fingers!

Yeah. Don't know whose though.

Not mine, dude. c(:

Eat my brass knux!

So, I'm lying in my bed, partially asleep, and I'm aware that I'm asleep, so I try to wake up, but I can't do anything other than think for a few minutes. I.E. No muscle responses or anything. The most I could do was think and breathe. And I could hold my breath. Couldn't do anything else though. Couldn't even make sounds in with my voice. (Yes I could hear too.) Can someone explain this phenomenon to me?

I'd google it but I don't know how to put it in a short enough phrase. Plus I'm falling back asleep.

Eh, why not...

Release of Sonic 3 (probably by a few hours, 1993)
DooM (1993)
Marathon 2 (1994)
iMac (not sure, but I know I'm older)
iPod (again, not sure)
My Mitsubishi Montero (1996)
This thread (October 2010)
My friend (July 1993)
Rocko's Modern Life (I think? 1993)
Sega Dreamcast (1998 I think)

I was too lazy to check some of this stuff for verification, but whatever, close enough.

Screw it, I'm gonna go ahead and re-post as an updated version. c(:

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  Rockin' Halloween 2010... by cdjproductions

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Trust me, it's better. :D

Okay, a quick question, if I update the song I submitted with an improved version, am I allowed to make a post in the submission thread stating so?

I feel so stupid for asking that in the submission thread earlier. >-<

Well dude, I can tell you this much, if you're capable of exporting midis with Acid Studio, you may be in luck. I use SynthFont (freeware! :D) for playing them with good SoundFontsand VST's. Which you can also put together using Vienna (also freeware and made by the same people). Using .wav samples that you can record and edit using Audacity (freeware sound editing), you can put them into SoundFonts and arrange key splits so they end up like a drumset, should you so choose. You can also find drumsets and instruments (synth stuff too! :D) online to use. VST's may be used for FX, like reverb and chorus, or for instruments like guitar and FM synthesizers. It may sound like a lot, but once you get the idea, it's not so bad.
SynthFont (sf2 and vst player) and Vienna (sf2 editor)
Audacity sound recording/editing

Hope this helps! :D

Hey, a quick question, if I update my submission with a better version, may I post a link after stating so?

This is the result of being bored for a few hours...
City BG is parallax if you look close enough...