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Your best bet is to google it. I found out since Flash 8 was by Macromedia and now Adobe is running today's Flash, Macromedia's Flash 8 is up for grabs, legally for free, yes it is.

Or you can hit eBay or something.

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from his rectum while stalking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an anvil out, strapping it on.

Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbor's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive Spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole into China. A Chinese astrology monkey strapped on his suspenders and waltzed 500 sheep into a gigantic apple that had done Al a huge favor by spraying salt down his urethra. The trouble was that 2 cute immigrants had been puking rainbows. Hippies descended from rainbows to bring him sexy fish and shallow lemons. Al refused to make impregnated gnomes beg for kinky sex. He instead gave it chlamydia and a dick bun of extreme pleasure. Meanwhile, at Batman's house... Batman raped Al Gore's niece as Bangkok relocated into Robin's smelly underpants.

Due to unforeseen consequences all of City 17 residents' streetlights massively exploded and killed seven Mongoloids. Gordon Freeman masturbated furiously with sandpaper, unaware of his dicklessness effecting the entire human being over at Walmart's marijuana parade. So large, yet so insignificant was the marijuana's sea level. Gordon came on Alyx's sweaty and surprisingly swollen clitoris. "Fuck!" Exclaimed Gordon, because preggers stole his bike. So, Say Bike, the Indian chopper rider named Rig. Yet, nothing had happened. Naming Rig Fella Tio wasn't his telephone's breakdown but stabbing Chris Hansen pleased predators. Pedophiles rejoiced as Gary Brolsma randomly stopped typing love letters to his man-bitch called Steve.

"Who farted?", monotoned Mr. Moseby, as scriptures revealed the startling drop-bear plans tried to kill the foreigners doing absolutely nothing. "WHY MUST FRENCH PEOPLE DO NOTHING?!" Napoleon appeared bewildered and disgusted by his tortoise's Ichigo impression and proceeded to blow Charlie Sheen's huge, hot bloody wound. "Son of dicks!" cried Torterra realizing he cut his dick off depressingly. The stench of Chuck throwing monkey hairs into acid caused a violent stomach ulser in Electric Toothbrush, a woman who doesn't frequently stab gay zombie penicorns but decided to do horrible yoga in a kitchen cabinet. Babies were freaked, but they recovered as the condoms took over the world for Stalin, Josef Stalin. Now only Tom Fulp could 'enter' Sarah Palin's moist, warm microwave dick. Cooking babies and savory fried chicken as Mcain slapped hoes, Palin bit Charlie's knob, the door made of Cheetos and cheap plastic blow-up dolls and than danced wildly on Russia's homeless women.

"Hobos attacked her vagina" screamed Obama as he ran from his wife who was, silver dildo in hand, a bit horny of obsessive tickling. Unwarranted investigation and careful smuggling caused the Taliban to reassess penguin efficiency.

Then Dr. Fetus, along with his erect golf club, proceeded to go out to kill Michael Jackson and regurgitate old copies of naked fulp photos and then boil their nut-sack in oil so the Earth can never rotate around the giant package of crying babies causing the horrible apocalypse of bunnies and convenient chocolate-covered World War Seventeen. Unexpectedly, Phil Collins sucked Dick Van Dyke's Dirty Dishes. Weird monkeys were eating atop those crazy, zany, incarborated incubation pancakes which turd people didn't know how push pussy cats were diving from planes.

"9/11 is a big conspiracy", said Al Gore, while he PlatinumFalcon sucks Gordon Rhamsey's spatula with cum stained stick while he took a bath in Glenn Beck's mouth. The next day a toenail escaped prison and destroyed a whole galaxy with an erect tomato. Now our beloved hero is going home, with anal lube securely locked in a queef's soft embrace. When he opened the door of his home he saw 3,908 Explosions of crap and went upstairs. Who is this masked man? He gives a rock to Obama and says: "Your mother". How crass, I quipped. Surprise Buttsex destroyed the United States of America. Just then a giant non-American avocado filled the doorway half full of cat soiled litter, then left. It headed to Cuntiva IIV while violating my ass, which created several contagious anal zombies. They vigorously started masturbating and killing.

"Why must Paris Hilton continue to date shitty mexican robots?" Obama rhetorically answered.

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At 11/26/10 04:32 AM, Red-Llama wrote:

At 11/26/10 04:30 AM, Painbringer wrote: Have unprotected sex with everyone I meet.

Take everyone down with you? I dig it.

Just about everyone with AIDS does that.

I just hate the kid's music. And the fact that so many girls gush all over about him. He's not a big deal, people will forget about him sometime soon...

At 11/25/10 09:40 PM, EpicFail wrote: All I can say is as much as I don't believe in the world ending in 2012, I hope it does... Only a little more than a year away...
My fingers are crossed.

Sir, you live up to your name. The "World Ending in 2012" thing takes place on Dec. 21, 2012, so a little more than 2 years. Plus I doubt it'll happen.

People will s*** their pants just before the next day starts... and nothing will happen.

Some interesting and/or entertaining Flash stuff, mediocre-to-awesome music, some rather cool artwork (or just plain weird), and... No, wait I think that's it. Oh, and buy stuff from the store.

And when it comes to the forums, well, I hope you can take some jokes and sarcasm. You don't get very many serious or straight forward answers.

Welcome to NewGrounds, population: a lot.

At 11/25/10 08:21 PM, ChopstickClock wrote: Thanksgiving was last month you idiots...

Canada ftw ;)

Canadia's Thanksgiving is in the middle of October? That's the craziest f***ing thing!

Maybe even add a "remix" category, I'm not sure. And have a sectionn for contest-winning audio.

Plus I wanted to bump the thread in case anyone else had any good ideas. Come on guys, speak up. :)

Do they realize that putting this stuff out in public kind of blows the secret.

Eatin'! What else? It's an excuse to eat! :D

Delicious food is delicious.

At 11/19/10 01:50 PM, SohlTofang wrote:

At 11/19/10 01:46 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 11/19/10 01:44 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: What computer? I'm on my iPod!

What iPod? I'm on my chair!

What chair? I'm on steroids!

What steroids? I'm on a boat!

**YOU MUST BE AN HERO TO READ THIS POST**

At 11/17/10 10:35 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Strangely enough I have a thing for really petite girls. Not like midgets, just short chicks.

Same here bro! *high fives!* I like chicks that are at about my shoulder - height... With my height being 5'11", tthere are plenty. :D

And yes, I have pissed in a sink once or twice...

It's kind of funny now to see this happening, like GameMaker for Flash. Hopefully the results won't be as shitty (although it could give us more stuff to blam). It's kind of messed up though, I was starting to learn ActionScript so I could make a game in Flash. Well, if it's as good as they claim it is, I might end up having wasted time learning to program stuff.

Although it's not really a waste since I've used this knowledge...

At 11/14/10 02:17 AM, Jercurpac wrote: I'm with Rob on this one. If something is capable of, and actively spends time, licking its own asshole it better keep its tongue the fuck away from me. I don't care if its salivates Cool Burst Listerene.

I concur.

I envy those of you who dream up the random-est stuff. Really, the most I ever dream of now is what would happen the next day if I forgot something important. (I.E., putting on clothes, leaving a school project at home, forgetting to clean the dryer lint and your house catches on fire, etc...)

Great job to everyone who participated! (Haha, I can't wait to try my hand at the audio again next year though...) I loved all of the music, very fitting. :D

At 11/11/10 06:39 PM, EggoBleeder wrote: At least Rucklo isn't on fire.

And in a room full of TNT.

I tend to joke around with my friends saying "offensive" stuff, but they know I'm not serious about it. However, if there's something I think about saying and I know it'll offend them (like legit offend, not this "they called me fat/gay/weird/other that's bullying" whiny baloney) I tend to not say it. Although I must say, it's quite retarded (I'm sorry, did I offend anyone?) what people will get offended over (i.e., difference of religion, different politcal viewpoints, personal opinions, sports teams, grammar, namecalling, music preference, etc. etc. etc.). All I know is, "there is a time and place for everything," including what you say. In my opinion, you should watch what you say depending on the situation. (You certainly wouldn't yell "The Bloods stink!" in a room full of them, now would you?

At 11/11/10 06:03 PM, Nat-King-Cole wrote:

So, what's your favorite kind of music?

Pie.

At 11/11/10 04:34 PM, soraw434 wrote:

At 11/9/10 06:35 PM, 5FootLobster wrote: Ho Ho Ho! hey there little one! What do you want Santa to bring you this christmas?

go on honey! tell him

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,

My two front teeth

Your two front teeth?

An iMac, a Yamaha Tyros 3, and an M2 50 cal.

I've been a good boy this year. :)

Well, I can help you a little bit. Use Audacity (freeware audio recording and editing). Not sure if it's for Mac, but I think it's open source. (But since your getting Bootcamp up, it won't matter.) As for the creation of these sounds, well, I'd improvise. Skeleton walking on a hard surface... get a model of the skeletal structure of a human foot or make something similar in structure, then record it going against a hard surface in a walk-like form, as if it were attached. Just do what you can with what you have. :)

I'm just posting what I think could make the AP better. Feel free to do so as well if you wish. :D

- audio tags (i.e., instrument types, remixes, bands, etc.)
- ability to search within a selected category
- category shown in general audio search
- search results may be ordered by review scores as well as regular scores
- search results may also be ordered by number of downloads (not as important)

Any other good ideas out there? Anyone agree/disagree with my suggestions?

I think they saw the "Diet Coke with Bacon" pict...

Nah. I don't like them much.

Nevery really liked the taste.

It would require pizza, video games, some of the bands here, stereos blasting music from the audio portal, and some alcoholic beverages of sorts. At the very least. I'd say about 23% would die, 37% would get raped, and 39% would get kicked out by the mods. That 1% will go again along with 40% of the rape victims and 60% of those that got kicked out but came back under an alias. And the process repeats. c(:

Sup dude. Qua-- Whoops, let that one slip...

Okay, thanks guys, I've looked at some of the stuff, tried some out, and I'm gonna stick with Free Amp for the time being (until I get enough money to get better stuff.) Thanks for the amp suggestions guys! Also let me know if there are any good guitar vst instruments out there. :D

I'd like a Humvee. :D

But if I can't have that, I'll settle for a Toyota Hilux with a .50 cal and a 'nade launcher. :)