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At 9/9/08 11:11 PM, Redface wrote: So please; Are pirate-ninjas bullshit? Yes or No?

They are real

At 9/8/08 11:20 PM, Smokey651 wrote:

So should I pay for everything, or most things, or nothing?

It sounds like you asked her. That means you invited her and you should pay for it.

Try to hold her hand? When?

Hold her hand when you walk. Feel for if her hand is gripping yours, or if its just limp. If its limp, let it slide out.

Try to kiss her? When? Where?

Unless things get heated, don't kiss on your first date, especially if its just at the movie theater.

Ask her to go out with me? How? What words are best?

"Hey.. wanna go out again with me some other time?"

Lol at asking newgrounds for girl advice.

Lol.. just disregard everything I just said and you should be fine.

At 9/7/08 06:35 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: I'm just saying my friend and I don't talk to her solely for the fact that she likes Naruto

That my friend.. is enough reason to not talk to her.
If you talk to narutards.. They will give you a bad influence

I will boink him

At 9/3/08 04:27 PM, ThePegster wrote: High School was wootness!! The seniors weren't in today so us freshies had the whole school to ourselves!

Weird... So your highschool is just seniors and freshman?

At 9/2/08 12:30 AM, TheMayo wrote:

At 9/2/08 12:27 AM, FlamingHiei wrote: He should have used Dick attack.

um...good one...

not

References...
I don't think he understood

Punctuation and don't capitalize every first letter of your words.

At 8/26/08 11:29 PM, REDMAN3811 wrote:

you pretty much just make a player and get draftd by some team its just ur standered text based game gets addicting after awhile u guys should try it

Punctuation = yes
Text based games = no

At 8/26/08 08:08 PM, Grind wrote: cockin,

lol wut?

lol wut?

Nerf

I would be a Lion because they have sexy manes

Hard Diks?

Its funnier when heard.

GTO ep29

You can't train your body to run that much faster than you already do.
In other words, you can't learn how to be fast.
Some people are, some people aren't.
But working out will increase muscle stamina to help your legs to maintain energy while running

At 8/20/08 01:15 AM, Bolo wrote:

At 8/20/08 01:12 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: ...But it`s not irresponsible to buy them, is itÉ

By purchasing the product, you encourage the manufacturer to continue selling it. In that way, you perpetuate the cycle, and are indirectly responsible for causing millions of people to be obese.

It's not the the retailers or the manufacturer's fault for obese people. The ones at fault are the ones who can't control themselves enough to drink soda in considerate amounts. Of course if you drink 2 sodas a day for everyday in a year, you will get fat. No fucking duh. Also, its not just the soda. Unhealthy things in general will get you fat if you eat it too much. But it's not the retailer's fault. I buy non-diet sodas because I hate how diet soda tastes. But I have enough common sense and self control that I resist myself from drinking it frequently. We are all responsible for our own body. If you get fat, it's your own fucking fault.

At 8/20/08 01:06 AM, Bolo wrote: Let me put this in as simple terms as I possibly can: It is irresponsible to sell, consume, purchase, or voluntarily use sodas that contain High Fructose Corn Syrup -- In other words, any soda that is not labeled as "Diet".

Why is it irresponsible to sell unhealthy products in order to make a profit?
People like it. People pay money for it. That is enough.

I want a wee wee too

I'm gonna have to call BS on this story..

At 8/19/08 01:40 AM, SwanLi wrote: random posts about nothing.

Kinda like this?

You know your fucked when you make a thread exactly like this.

At 8/18/08 01:18 PM, a-person1 wrote: Who else Has doubles during the day?

I'm not lying... I actually have THREE-a-days this week...
Thats right... 3
Well... 1 session is actually just a walkthrough, so no biggie. It's just the fact that this whole week is pretty much pwned.

Thats not rap..
Thats more like hip hop.

Gravy...
you can put it on your food, or you can use it to destroy a behemoth

If the doc says so..

Thats what you get for payin for some low-quality products.

Well? What he says.

Watch Full metal panic! Fumoffu? It's hilarious.

At 8/17/08 09:09 PM, qman1 wrote:

So I yelled "You're insulting me!" Then Ms. Lesbianbitchwhore gave me an evil glare and came over to me and was like what did you just say?!

In this situation, your best option is to reply, "Did I fucking studder, bitch?"

I go, I said' you're insulting me'. Then she goes apeshit on my ass and was like don't give me that I know what you said!

Now, you have to say, "Then shut the fuck up. You don't get paid ask me questions that you already know the answer to."

At 8/17/08 04:16 PM, arsenio99 wrote: fuck you u shit eating mother fucker that sucks dog dick ass hole lick bitch.

When your older than 13, you realize that unnecessarily swearing does not make you cool.
A simple "fuck you" will suffice in most cases.

At 8/17/08 04:16 PM, ManiacCop2 wrote: Good for you

Yes... Good for him