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What the fuck are you even saying.
This makes little to no sense at all.

At 10/13/08 11:24 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:
generally, I have always tried over and over to "survive" life. I have always failed.

So are you saying you have died many times?

There is an Indian movie the Namesake where an Indian boy's name is Google

At 10/13/08 11:45 PM, Redface wrote:
So, in conclusion, why do we celebrate Colombus day ever year?

You do?
Because I sure as hell don't.

At 10/10/08 01:48 AM, Harmonik wrote:

At 10/10/08 01:44 AM, DiscoveryOne wrote: fuck em' dude. you should go swimming

Fixed.

that is definitely worthy of being posted

%u798F%u7530 Fukuda (fortunate rice field) %u7F8E%u6674 Miharu (beautiful clear sky)

wtf? lol?

At 10/9/08 12:20 AM, Franklin-Moore wrote: Ya, sorry. It's old.

Well its news to me.
Nonetheless... my life would have gone on even without this info

you can play anything with this:

At 10/7/08 11:07 PM, xodoxodo wrote:

played directly in the browser. It is written in Adobe Director/Shockwave

Not worth the time then because it is probably crap

I counted 20

Lamp
Monitor
2 speakers
Cup of pens/pencils
Printer
2 cans of AXE body spray
A copy of Pokemon Blue
A gameboy pocket
An empty Gatorade bottle
A small digital clock
A LG enV2 (maroon)
Floss
UnderArmor Headband
Football Receiver gloves
Tissue Box
Mini iPod Speakers
Large iPod Speakers
iPod dock/charger/alarm clock
Monkey Ball handheld game from a McDonalds happy meal from who knows how long ago
Airsoft BBs
Airsoft unjamming/cleaning rod
EXPO dry erase marker
Stapler
Scotch Tape
A battery
2 Dust particle cloths
4 receipts
Loose change: total = $2.49
Box of 0.5mm pencil lead
Silver sharpie
Roll of sports wrap tape
Red bandanna
A wire that goes to an unknown device.
A SD card
Car keys to a Lexus es300
2 index cards
A portable Harddrive
and a screwdriver

That just about covers it

At 9/29/08 12:50 AM, cHunter wrote: I think somebody needs to call in a group on ninjas to take back the ship all stealth like.

Took the words right out of my mouth

At 9/28/08 05:57 PM, Evark wrote: Recycled condom, actually. As in: ones that failed quality control in the factory that were sold as raw material to the hair band factory.

Ridiculous.

We are talking about China. Those douchebags will do anything to save a few cents.

At 9/28/08 01:41 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: I don't see any get moved to another forum.

you can't see things that don't happen

At 9/28/08 01:37 AM, DrClay wrote: whenever it is hot, I cannot sleep, I need it to be cold so I can wrap myself in a blanket :3

Exactly!
I love it when its cold. When its cold, you can put more clothes on, or use more blankets.
When its too hot, even when you sleep naked, you become sweaty and gross

At 9/27/08 05:51 PM, Wyvern-Knight wrote: Then photoshop it nao! Or else.

Or else what?
because nobody is photoshopping it

I'm cheap.
I don't get food unless i have coupons for it

Play kick the can

At 9/27/08 01:39 AM, CleansingFlame wrote:

At 9/27/08 01:35 AM, Robotussin wrote:
Shut the fuck up then. Maybe if you had a brain you wouldn't do something this stupid. Jesus you kids make me fucking sick. Go back to your Pokemon and your Dragon Ball Z you fucking douche.

Oh you did not just insult my Pokemon. It's on now. It's going down.

pokeymon is the fucking shit.

At 9/23/08 04:45 PM, QcStorm wrote: If only it was.

Is there any Japaneses show that is not in relation to perverted things?

Gangs used to be for people who had no or little family relations. It was for kids to be around their peers and protect each other as their own family.

Btw..

B^ cK all day. ~5~
Fuck crabs
Punch a crip in the lip n let da true color drip.

I think he's on to something..

I think this is in reference to newgrounds.

Daddy won't let it happen!

Boobies!

She was born to be on newgrounds.

I dunno...
I find the sound of groans and moans to be one of the most appealing aspects of the porn.
To mute it out would lose that aspect.

Why do assholes do this?
It's not the least bit funny.

At 9/11/08 11:13 PM, HotCakes wrote: staking isn't a sport

I'm taking a class on competitive hopscotch, how bout you?

At 9/9/08 11:19 PM, Redface wrote:

At 9/9/08 11:15 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: They're just a myth like North dakota, the abomnible snowman, and permnanent records.

Jimmy Neutron references only make you cool if you're in the 5th grade.

Which one of those references to Jimmy Neutron?
Also... Catching a Jimmy Neutron reference only makes you cool if your in the 5th grade

At 9/9/08 11:18 PM, the1stguy1 wrote:

At 9/9/08 11:11 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: it was funny a kid who did magic bit the tip and spat it back on and the kid was like thats a fake and was playing with it i wasnt paying attention but i heard everyone laughing and the kid crouching in the corner crying

IT WAS FUNNY SHIT

So a kid was doing a "magic trick" in english class (for some unknown reason) and bit the tip of a quarter it, spat it out, then went and cried in the corner?

wat?

NO NO
A kid was doing a magic trick.
The trick involves him biting off a tip of a quarter and then spitting it back on.
Then another kid things that the quarter is a fake.
The kid takes the quarter and tries to do it himself.
He goes into the corner and cries.

:amiright?