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At 11/30/06 12:05 AM, snayk wrote:

At 11/30/06 12:03 AM, CaveyMc-fat wrote: d) other opinions?

Put him in the microwave and have a nice lunch.

what will i do with the extra catfood i bought?

They tell you to pocket it to make u feel like they r looking out for yourbest intrests, when what hey really want you to do is put it in the tip, so they can all have it... selfish bastards

I have a cat. He lives outside and roams the neighborhood as he pleases. Although I have seen him go into various peoples' backyards, I have never heard any complaints (besides from the dogs). He has lived out on his own for about 6 years, except for when he comes to visit my house. When he come to my house, he will sit oun our back porch. Most of the time he just sleeps on a little rug that sits infront of the screen door. I usually feed him some Meow Mix or some sort of cat food too. But when nobody notices hem, he will start to scratch at wire screen in front of the window that faces the porch in order to get my attention. I have already had to replace 2 screens. What are your opinions on what I should do the next time he scratches it?

a) Just give him the food
-I usually do this, but i regret it because it teaches him that scratching = food

b) Punish him and try to teach him to not scratch it
-This is tough because he is an animal, but he seems smart enough to learn (he has survived outside for a while, unlike our other cat who got eaten by a mountain lion- atleast that was what most likey happened to him)

c) Spray him in the face with a squirt bottle
-I don't no why... but i get a kick out of his reaction when i do this

d) other opinions?

At 10/23/06 10:40 PM, btriangle wrote: err i am a kid

thats what they all say

At 10/23/06 10:36 PM, btriangle wrote: lol who are u?

MySpace people are always looking to find personal info on little kids...
i will never fall for your tricks

At 10/23/06 10:31 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: it may have loaded wrong- or it just a realy gay thread...

it loaded bad for mine too...

At 10/23/06 10:30 PM, Jamejim5 wrote:
Try to absorb this i know it may seem difficult to figure out at first.

I have to admit... that thought did cross my mind when i was 11

At 10/23/06 10:23 PM, btriangle wrote: go to www.myspace.com/jamalcorrie and check my music out. k thanks XD

you are my hero!

i always wanted to see another persons MySpace!!!

not

At 10/19/06 11:37 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: Apple is always bragging about how their shit never catches viruses. Not this time.

i think they put the virus on the iPod on purpose... the virus only affects windows processors

ask your dad if he stole it

At 10/18/06 10:04 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: I bet it goes like 15 feet and then goes to crap -__-

it prolly goes like this...

is GuildWars > Wow?

Please make him less ugly

At 10/17/06 11:33 PM, keatr132 wrote: I personally like RS. My friends like Morrowind (or something).

Which game do you like better? Runescape or Morrowind

(Please note that if you haven't heard of one of these, don't be a douchebag about it. I'm trying to see what the majority of people like better, Please post.)

If you havent already figured it out... the people of NG hate runescape, and all people who like runescape... or other games of the such

At 10/17/06 11:52 PM, I-tieup-pokemon-grlz wrote: post all videos in the video thread dont start a topic about it.

if he wants to share a specific video and have us talk about it, it is fine. stop trying to police everybody

At 10/17/06 11:30 PM, FranksEvilTwin wrote: I'm cooler than none of you.

you seem to be cooler than b3nnic3sEvilTwin

At 10/17/06 11:11 PM, DashDingo wrote: Get Ad-Aware SE by Lavasoft (google it.)
Run Trend's Housecall (http://housecall.antivirus.com/)

New keyboard?

Ad-Aware isnt for viruses... its for spyware and such

At 10/16/06 11:09 PM, Savren wrote: There is one i like to call the Holy Santos. its name should some it up for you.

unfortunately... it doesnt... can u plz explain

At 10/16/06 10:42 PM, newgroundman wrote: rough and slow for sure, i like feeling like a man when i come out of the toilet.

sometimes you look down and wonder how that thing fit thru your butt hole

At 10/16/06 10:32 PM, letsgocubs13 wrote: B: No pain, no gain. Also, I'm a reader.

What do you read when on the toilet?
Newspaper? Books? Magazines? Pornos?

At 10/16/06 10:29 PM, Beavis-Love wrote: I like toilet water splashing up against my asshole.

I cant stand it when that happens... the water surprises me with its coldness

At 10/16/06 10:19 PM, thewarriorsrok wrote: what the fuck?gtfo sucka

What do you mean, " what the fuck?"
the question is plain and simple

Whenever you are looking for relief, taking a crap is always a good answer. I am just wondering what you think are the most refreshing ways to take a dump.

a) Quick Bursts
A quick burst is when the second your butt hits the toilet seat, the poop flies out. The good side of this is that it comes out easily, but the bad side is that it sorta messy and conumes more toilet paper

b) Slow and Rough
This is when you really have to work to get it out. The good side is that it gives you plenty of time to read a newspaper, magazine, book ect. The bad side is that it may be painfull when it comes out.

c) Diarrhea
You all probably know what diarrhea is. The good side is that it is quick and releives a great deal of stress, but the bad side, is that it makes your butt crack sting really bad afterwards.

Which style do you enjoy the most? A, B, or C, and explain why.

nope... didnt get it

At 10/15/06 11:25 PM, public-enemy1 wrote:

At 10/15/06 11:23 PM, CaveyMc-fat wrote:

At 10/15/06 10:11 PM, TVsStephenColbert wrote: You're not funny.

i found it quite funny... it gave me a small laugh here, and a giggle there

How??? It was lame....what the hell was the kid doing with meat in his pocket??

come on... dont tell me u didnt get a little laugh out of it...

At 10/15/06 11:18 PM, Buddhist wrote: Yeah...the Raiders haven't been good for a few years. Tis a shame too.

Its stupid Al Davis's fault. after we got to the superbowl with coach John Grueden, Al goes off and fires him...

At 10/15/06 11:06 PM, ONKET wrote: I hate everyone.

way to contribute to the topic u stupid douche

i think a camrea is a good way to screen capture

At 10/15/06 10:11 PM, TVsStephenColbert wrote: You're not funny.

i found it quite funny... it gave me a small laugh here, and a giggle there

At 10/15/06 11:18 PM, gamingpro wrote: I hate school so much! I hate helping the teachers all the time and I hate helping all the kids with their learning and their learning enviroments and I am such a bad homework helper too! do you guys think i should destroy the sKool president?? lol i think so!! if u go to my school, KILL HIM!

dude... your just in JR High... its not that bad

At 10/15/06 11:18 PM, letsgocubs13 wrote: I'd be pissed if I was a Raider's fan, too. I bet that if you showed more interest in football and watched the game with him, he wouldn't get pissed at you like that.

dude... trust me... i watch football (i play highschool football too) but it just when the raiders play... yelling at the TV isnt enough