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Why did this get bumped?
Look at the original post date...

I don't think so. Not without the original picture.
What you are asking for is like trying to remove those annoying distortions that are used to censor inappropriate parts of images

At 1/26/09 11:22 PM, Sekhem wrote: spam is that meat they eat in third world countries like hawaii

Spam is a clever acronym for Stuff Posing As Meat.
Some just are too unfortunate to have the real thing..

At 1/26/09 11:17 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: there are some people who have sex while watching hentai

I hope you are making this up...

I like to pick up used cigarettes from the ground and pretend I am smoking?

Is I kewl yet?

At 1/25/09 10:31 PM, greenpolice wrote:

Don't put an M4, That's what everyone expects, Put something else, Like a MP5, Well, that's an smg, You do need an assault rifle,

I agree. I would say use guns that aren't as well known, or aren't used that much in mainsteam FPS and flash games.

For pistols, I would put in a Glock18, a M1911, or a Makarov PMM
I would also add in revolvers like a MR73, a SAA, or a Colt Python
For an SMG put in a Mp7, a Tec-9, or a Daewoo K7
For an assault rifle, put in a Type89, a XM8, or an AK102
I would also consider adding in a heavy machine gun, like a M249, or a minigun
Also, I would thrown in a couple Sniper Rifles, like a XM110 SAS, a Dragunov SVD, or a PSG1

This will allow you to be more creative with your weapon designs. Especially because most of these guns look badass.

At 1/25/09 06:46 PM, siph-uk wrote: i lost all my favorites due to preventing my gf finding my porn

Please elaborate on why porn and favorites on newgrounds are related.

I might not want to hear the answer to this..

camstudio

At 1/24/09 03:07 PM, BlazingIce wrote:

At 1/24/09 02:46 PM, CaveyMc-fat wrote:

Or you can level up to a point where you have obtained the level icon you want, and then just stop gaining experience.

So what do you do if you want higher EXP points and want to vote on flash movies and gain Blam and Protection points? Didn't think of that did you.

I did, I just thought nobody really cared about that. Apparently, you proved me wrong. You must be a real stat-whore to care about experience points on a website like this.

At 1/24/09 02:46 PM, MushookieMan wrote:

At 1/24/09 02:39 PM, CaveyMc-fat wrote:

At 1/24/09 02:36 PM, MushookieMan wrote: forgot the picture

Don't tell me you fucking took that from my profile, jackass.

Totally. But it's not your's in the first place fuck-wit. Come back when you actually make manga; and don't steal it.

First of all, it isn't from an anime, or manga, It is from a voice synthesizing program, which I own. Second, it is not copyright material, which means I did not 'steal' anything. It is called fanart. I never said you stole it from me either. I'm not judging you for looking at my profile, and then saving my user image, I am judging you for making a stupid thread about it...

At 1/24/09 02:45 PM, SubstanceD wrote: who else thinks this is a good idea?

when you level up you can choose any other level icon that you have unlocked so even if u are level 10 you can still have the lollipop icon , i think this is good because some people may not like some of the level icons , tell me what you think

Or you can level up to a point where you have obtained the level icon you want, and then just stop gaining experience.

At 1/24/09 02:38 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:

Anyone else have to dress up in their house just to be warm?

It's funny how I am the complete opposite. It's about 50-something degrees right now, and I am wearing a muscle shirt and basketball shorts. The heater isn't on either

At 1/24/09 02:36 PM, MushookieMan wrote: forgot the picture

Don't tell me you fucking took that from my profile, jackass.

There was recently a shooting in MY local subway too

No censors. Video not edited.
NSFW i guess..

It's a good thing Chuck Norris is still a funny topic to make a thread about.

oh wait..

How about this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ8I7SEAO d8

At 1/21/09 08:35 PM, TailsIsUseless wrote: Meh i dont want to watch that dumb dickhead Irate gamer

Isn't that the guy who copes that other game reviewer? Also, why is he relevent to this movie?

I thought we all outgrew skating after we turned 14?

Also.. Nice helmet, you fruitcake.

aproximately 29 mins too late.

At 1/19/09 12:24 AM, sumidiotdude wrote: Congratulations, the hair on your asscrack means you have turned thriteen. Please share this info with the rest of your friends, and ask your father to teach you to shave.

I don't know what is wrong with you, but most boys don't have hair on their ass at 13. And I am actually 18. I have had hair on my ass for a while now. It has just recently begun to bother me.

At 1/19/09 12:21 AM, Kitala wrote:

shave it or deal.

I would gladly shave it if you could suggest a way to shave down my buttcrack without tearing my ass to shreds.

At 1/19/09 12:12 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Maybe it's because we share a common ancestory with primates, who are covered in hair. The fact that we have thumbs should be enough to make you overlook asscrack hair.

Well, compared to primates, we have obviously lost the growth of hair on the majority of our bodies. Sure we have some amount of hair everywhere, but can somebody explain to me why we have to have an excess amount of hair in places that we don't particularly need? Like really. Why don't I get the long curly hairs on my arm like I get them in my asscrack, pubis, and armpits?

Wtf is it's problem?
Okay, so I have had hair on my pubis for about 5 years now. I know, no big deal there. I try to keep it under control by trimming it and preventing it from turning into a jungle. But over the last year and a half, the hair started gowning past the pubis, and around the scrotum, and down my asscrack. Wtf man? I have a bare-ass. There has never been any real visible hair on my ass, but now I got hair down my crack, and around my asshole. the hair is getting pretty long, and it's hard to trim down there. It is beyond me why my cheeks are bald, but I got hair around my rectum. And the hair around my scrotum are fucking assholes. They always get caught in the creases of my skin when I sit down, and then stretch the skin around my ballsack when I stand up. And no, I'm not fat, and I don't have chafing, but when you sit down, there will be natural creases in the skin around the joints of your body. So what the fuck am I supposed to do? Buy one of those ass shavers? No way! Why the fuck do we need pubic hair? Hair on my head is to keep my head warm and protected from the sun's harmful rays. But why do I need a patch of hair on my pubis? And more important;y, Why do I need hair down my asscrack? Wtf man...

At 1/18/09 06:40 PM, agustana wrote: (S)he looks so fluffy.

Her fur is so dirty looking. This ugly cat is a disgrace to all cats!

I'll take care of this bitch!

At 1/18/09 06:33 PM, Sawke wrote:
To those of you who have more tolerance than i *bows* you're definately more mature.

Fat emo bitch huh?
That is really one thing I can't stand. Ugly bitches.
When you are ugly, you have no right to be a bitch. Hot girls can be bitches because there are some men who will put up with it. I personally won't, but there are some men out there who will. When you are fat 'n ugly, no man in their right mind is gonna put up with your shit. So shut the fuck up, and learn your fucking place in society bitch.

I say you should beat that bitches ass and teach her to shut the fuck up.

At 1/18/09 06:24 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote:

Answer the question, please.

At 1/18/09 06:18 PM, Najjo-Rulez wrote:

I heard that the government just ran out of money for the DTV coupons. Is this true?

How the fuck should I know about this any more than you do?

If it is, that may be a sign that the government may need to start stealing.

Not a question... cannot answer.

If you ask a retarded question.. don't get pissy when nobody answers it.

At 1/18/09 06:20 PM, Here-Is-No-Why wrote:

That didn't make any sense.

Not much on the NG BBS actually does.

At 1/18/09 05:59 PM, MushookieMan wrote:

At 1/18/09 05:48 PM, Toanyroc wrote: I used to want to be able to fly...however, I currently wish I had the power to control people's bladders and make them have to "go" when i wanted them to...hehehe...

That would be HOT. Could you make people jizz randomly?!

Unfortunately, ejaculation of sperm from our penises are not controlled by our bladders...
Our testicles are where the semen is made
Our bladders are where urine is made.

What are they teaching kids in health class nowadays..

Visual Basics is too limited.
Learn something more useful and modern

At 1/18/09 02:22 PM, MushookieMan wrote:

One time, I almost died from how shitty this thread is.

What a funny guy..