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At 7/21/08 03:16 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: Hahahahahha...

Get back in the kitchen.

Good call!
Make me a sammich bitch!

At 7/21/08 03:12 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: If women=men, that makes EVERYONE gay.

Your logic is more than slightly skewed.

At 7/21/08 06:19 AM, Shreddy wrote: had to use alt account due to 4 topics per 24h rule

Next time, don't reveal yourself :/

At 7/20/08 02:16 PM, runewhiz wrote: suckholes

This is new....

At 7/20/08 02:17 PM, C-Damage wrote: Somebody just discovered J-Rock

Oh how I pity him..

At 7/19/08 07:31 PM, Gordy200 wrote: Just because you can't draw for shit doesn't mean noone can pass.

I will pretend that made sense..

At 7/18/08 01:15 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: oh yeah, they werre black and I'm white...could that have anything to do with it?

Yes. It was night time, so they thought you must have been black because they couldn't really see you. If they saw you in the day time, they wouldn't be scared.

Just rename the file .swf

hehe

At 7/14/08 08:21 PM, FalconPunch wrote:

If girls are shallow enough to be pushed away because of a shirt then I don't want to be with them. I'd rather find a cool girl who likes cool stuff.

Most girls try to avoid freaks or weirdos.
Wearing that in public constitutes you as a freak and a weirdo.

Same topic back to back?

At 7/14/08 02:44 PM, D-XN wrote: Don't call it a comeback.

HE'S BEEN HERE FOR YEAAARS.

I'm gonna knock you out.
Momma said knock you out

Isn't it pretty obvious?

AP chem i got 4
AP Stat i got 3
I was so happy because I failed the class, but now my teachers will raise my grade to C- because I passed the AP test

At 7/10/08 03:28 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Doing important things is more fun.
Like posting on the BBS.

Yeah... judging from your join-date compared to your post count, I think you spend too much time here.

At 7/10/08 03:18 PM, sonny1195 wrote: confencidence

So we are making up new words now are we?

At 7/9/08 01:33 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: Maybe you're a vampire.

Vampires can't get in the water so what would he be doing at the beach then?

At 7/9/08 01:36 PM, LedZabbath wrote: but after words, what else should i get pierced?

Pierce your pussy

So there I was--San Ramon Valley, California. Far away from my coastal residence on the east bay, and into the Central Valley. In the 112 degree Fahrenheit weather, I was fully strapped up in my football equipment. My head was soaked with warm sweat, dripping from the tips of my hairs, confined within my helmet. The turf is literally scorching hot. The soles of my black cleats are burning my feet through my socks. the top leather of the cleats are absorbing harmful radiation from the sun in the cloudless sky. We huddle up for the next play. After we break, we line up in our positions. Our formation is a Slot-Right which means there are 2 receivers to the right of the ball, and one tight-end to the left. I line up in the slot position, ready to run a wheel route--about 4 yards into the flats and then a streak up the feild. The quarterback hikes the ball. I run my route. as I turn to run up-field, the small holes in my black practice jersey obtain an orange glow around the edges. I feel shorter, as the rubber spikes of my cleats begin to disintegrates. I try to stop running, but my legs won't let me. About on the 30-yard line of the opposing side, My jersey catches fire. The flames spread to my whole body. The only thing that has not caught fire was my helmet. My skin was burning off in the intense heat. My whole body is on fire. Through the facemask of my helmet, orange flames start to blaze out. I am still running, lighting up the field where my feet touch the ground. My cleats are now completely gone. They have been reduced to mere ashes. The bturf smells of burnt rubber. All of the straps on my pads burn away. My shoulder pads fall off. The second they make contact with the ground, they completely explode. I frantically unbutton my chinstrap to remove my helmet. The metal buttons of the chinstrap have melted onto the helmet. I was stuck. My legs eventually gave out. I fell to the ground. The flames grow out of control. Embers are spread around and onto other players. They too catch on fire. Across from the football field is an aquatics center. There is a pool their with many little kids swimming in it. with only my arms, I crawl toward the pool. There is a gate that prevents entry into the pool. I stand up and try to get somebody to unlock the gate. From the outside of the gate, you need a key--one that I did not have. Parents scream as they see my. The fires that surround me are melting the metal gate. With my right fist, I throw a great punch at the gate. The gate liquefies as my fist blows through it. With my last ounce of energy, I run and jump into the pool. The pool is 12-feet deep all around. When I get into the pool, all of the water turns to steam. The metal ladders melt. My flames are gone, gut now I face another problem. All of the water from the pool was vaporized, and now I am trapped in a 12-feet deep empty pool. I am trapped. All of the little kids that were in the pool had been cooked alive. They had become hard-boiled children. Atleast I could last a while longer. I had plenty to eat now.

At 7/6/08 07:20 PM, Epicness wrote: What do you do?

I divide the world by zero

At 7/6/08 07:13 PM, thingie-348 wrote:
Seruiosly, what happens?

I put a 5 in your binomial code

At 7/6/08 07:11 PM, thingie-348 wrote: every alive person?

So thats what they are called nowadays

Most people don't generally have hair on their balls. They have hair on their pubis.

lucky bastard. You have a lawn mower.
This is all I got.

At 7/6/08 07:05 PM, rickey14 wrote: Naruto OOOORRRR Avatar?

I choose to use this old picture

Your just begging to get this picture thrown at you

I didn't put my school mascot decal on it yet, so draw one on there for me

asdf

At 7/5/08 04:33 PM, igott wrote:

Discuss.

I heard the series called Goosebumps is pretty intense

At 7/5/08 03:54 PM, Jake767 wrote: chat room will be done

LOL your one funny fellow

At 7/5/08 04:05 PM, gdog163 wrote: Is there autmotic pellet guns?

You are so retarded...