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Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 24th, 2007 in Art

I don't like the face on mine. Also the artefacts are gangraping the background.

[talk] High-def Sprite Contest!

Response to: FABULOUS new ART CONTEST! Posted July 24th, 2007 in NG News

I threw mine to the wolves.
Man, I haven't been on NG for like, 4 years.

Response to: [official] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 24th, 2007 in Art

Here's my attempt.
click for less artefacty PNG version (196 KB)

[official] High-def Sprite Contest!

Response to: URGENT: "Badum-tish" sound wanted Posted March 26th, 2004 in Game Development

It's OK guys, i found one, just by typing in "drum solo" on that findsounds site.
It's preceded by a drumroll, but i'll cut it of :)


I'm looking for a nice clear "badum-tish" drum sound,
usually heard at the end of a joke to make it seem funnier.
(e.g. In Legendary Frog's "One Ring 2" you hear it after Sauron says: "Do Ents get morning wood?"

Knowing the proper term for it would be nice too, since it would make searching the web for it easier... ;)

Thx!

Response to: Edited sounds (Flash 5) Posted February 7th, 2004 in Game Development

Yeah, but I wonder why it doesn't work.
Don't really feel like dl'ing a sound editor just for that.
(thanks to my stupid dad he's the only one able to install anything on this PC)

Edited sounds (Flash 5) Posted February 6th, 2004 in Game Development

I'm making a kind of "soundboard" for this school show.
It's supposed to play certain portions of mp3's when you press a button.
The idea is, when I click a button, it jumps to a stopped frame where you hear the edited mp3 playing(usually the chorus).

I edited one mp3 already like this, and when I play the frame on my stage, it starts with a slight fade-in at the chorus, like it's supposed to.

But when I Test or Publish it, it plays the whole freakin' song!
Anyone who knows what the problem could be? :s

Response to: HTML problem Posted March 31st, 2003 in Programming

Right. Maybe I do need the CSS to color specific parts, cuz another series of links needs to be black!
:( Why did these guys have to make their website so hard to spoof?

Response to: HTML problem Posted March 31st, 2003 in Programming

Great! Now would you happen to know how you make sure these links are never underlined?
(i'm doin a pardoy page of a popluar website, and I want the details to be exactly the same)

HTML problem Posted March 30th, 2003 in Programming

Another HTML question:
I want a part of my webpage to have white text, so I used this code:
<FONT FACE="VERDANA" COLOR="#FFFFFF" SIZE="1.5">
What do I need to add to this code so the links are no longer blue, but also white?

Response to: HTML question Posted March 16th, 2003 in Programming

thx for the HTML help!
and PsychoBlaze, you had better put up a new topic instead of asking it in a reply.. :)

HTML question Posted March 15th, 2003 in Programming

Does anyone know how to put a background on a webpage only once?
I mean, if you enter the following:
<BODY BACKGROUND="mypic.jpg"> it wil tile it up over your webpage a thousand times.
I want the pic to appear in the background only once.
Little help? :)

Response to: THE BACKWARDS THREAD!!!!!!!OMG!!!!! Posted November 9th, 2002 in General

(: .emit fo tol a etsaw ot yaw eciN
Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age.

Response to: What do U think this logo means? Posted November 8th, 2002 in General

At 11/7/02 04:57 PM, beefcake wrote: Hey peeps!
A fun little question for all of you:
What do you think this logo means?
It's the new logo from...
Well, take a guess!! :)
(And Belgians or people who know what it really is, please don't say it, that'lll spoil the fun :))

Well, since it seems 2 be no use, i'lll just say what it is:
It's the lame new logo for a otherwise cool radiostaion.
I mean, compare it to the old one!(which exists in different colors than this one, my favourite being black and white)

What do U think this logo means?

Response to: What do U think this logo means? Posted November 7th, 2002 in General

Well, being that you said Belgian, I'd say it's Belgian. Being that It's belgian I'd assume that it is either chocolate, crap, or porn. Since it says studio, I'd go with porn. Or maybe some keebler elf cookies Belgian style.

getting close ;)

What do U think this logo means? Posted November 7th, 2002 in General

Hey peeps!
A fun little question for all of you:
What do you think this logo means?
It's the new logo from...
Well, take a guess!! :)
(And Belgians or people who know what it really is, please don't say it, that'lll spoil the fun :))

What do U think this logo means?

Response to: Auras now user selectable. Posted October 17th, 2002 in NG News

At 10/17/02 04:20 PM, TheGoldenMonkey wrote: WUT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE STEVEN SEGAL SHOW???
ONE DAY IT WAS NUMBER ONE AND THE NEXT IT'S GONE!

Man, why does everybody keep asking that?
It's sold to a bigass company! It's GONE. FOREVER.
Som1 should really post that on the mainpage cuz nobody seems to have noticed wade's post in the bbs...

Response to: Alien Hominid Update Posted August 22nd, 2002 in NG News

At 8/21/02 12:49 AM, u_r_my_mom wrote: I hate that game. It sucks. Tom Fulp sucks. I'm much better at Flash. TOM FULP, YOU SUCK! It takes you forever to make a piece of shit like "Project Eddie".
All I can say to you is that you suck. You're no NG Web Master. Your brother, Wade is better than you, and I'm sure he can kick your ass. I don't know why he hasn't yet. I know if I lived with you, I'd kick your little ass, you FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

Two things, u_r_my_mom:
1. You suck.
2. You don't have any movies, as seen on your profile.

Response to: The "Link to NG" section Posted August 21st, 2002 in General

At 8/21/02 08:07 AM, Adam_Z wrote:
At 8/21/02 08:03 AM, beefcake wrote: Does the "Link to NG" section still exist?
And if so, where is it, 'cause I can't find it!
scroll down, it's below u fewel!

D'oh! I overlooked it, because I thougt they were sponsor links!

The "Link to NG" section Posted August 21st, 2002 in General

Does the "Link to NG" section still exist?
And if so, where is it, 'cause I can't find it!

Response to: I wish you could blam people!! Posted August 21st, 2002 in General

At 8/19/02 04:30 PM, jdtiX wrote: There are some pretty sick and ignorant people on NG that I'm quite suprised are still around, If you check out this movie by captain Fluffles at http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=37518 you'll understand what I mean. (be ready to click the close button when it plays. If you have a weak stomach, don't watch it at all.) WHY IS SICK STUFF LIKE THIS STILL HERE!!?? It would be nice to have the power to blam people as well as stupid movies. It could save the Fulps alot of time.

Problem is, those same idiots whom you speak of, would start blamming random people...Imagine if they'd start blamming good artists!

Response to: Opinion Poll Posted August 13th, 2002 in NG News

At 8/13/02 04:30 PM, Gamma_Goblin wrote: I are not Believing tatht we are robets for you must not remove banner because I are not being optimistaical if remove the banner you are Bishnu the caslte will destroy you yes. You Must remember that auto-cannibalism is not the answer

AUTO-CANNIBALISM IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!!
IT IS NOT I TELL YOU!!!

What in hell that mean?

Response to: Opinion Poll Posted August 13th, 2002 in NG News

At 8/13/02 04:50 PM, beefcake wrote:
At 8/12/02 05:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: Completely random opinion poll...

If I removed the fun little animated "stardust" NG logo from the BBS ,...etc
leave it there. Who cares about a few pixels if you can have a fun little log in exchange? :)

d'I mean logo

Response to: Opinion Poll Posted August 13th, 2002 in NG News

At 8/12/02 05:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: Completely random opinion poll...

If I removed the fun little animated "stardust" NG logo from the BBS ,...etc

leave it there. Who cares about a few pixels if you can have a fun little log in exchange? :)

Response to: NG on Howard Stern? Posted August 5th, 2002 in NG News

At 8/5/02 03:52 PM, KaKaPaPa wrote:
At 8/5/02 01:48 PM, Craig_Mack_in wrote: Courtesy of MarksFriggin.com:

Howard took a call from a 12 year old kid, Robert, who didn't like the Anna Nicole show. Howard told the kid how funny some parts of the show were but the kid still didn't think it was funny. A 14 year old kid, Richard, called in and called Robert a fag. The two of them called each other some names and then Howard asked them if either of them had sex yet. Richard said he had oral from a 16 year old. Howard was blown away by that. The kid said that he only had it for about 20 seconds though. Robert was proud to tell Howard that he'd just looked at a Playboy the other day. Richard told Robert that when he was 12 he was looking at Hustler. He was rubbing it in Robert's face like it was a big deal. Robert said he's no fag and one of the things he said he did recently was play a dress up game at NewGrounds.com where you can make Britney Spears appear nude. He said he didn't dress her up, he got her naked. Howard had some fun with both of them for a few minutes. He ended up asking Richard more about the chick he got oral from and how he had some alcohol around for them to drink. He said he's also smoked pot but never took ecstasy. Howard said kids are growing up too quick these days. He took a break after that fun segment.



How much you bet that now because of the things those kids talked about Wade and Tom are gonna get a mess load of e-mails telling them that they should find a way to hide porn from kids or something. Or maybe just a bunch of horny old guys would come to this site expecting to find a bunch of britney porn and stuff. Either way NGs got some advertising. Congrats Wade and Tom.

Agreed on the "horny old guys" thing.
We don't have Stern here in Belgium,
but I heard he usually reviews a porn site every week or somethin'.

Some people just piss you off Posted June 23rd, 2002 in General

Look what I found at the reviews of Project Eddie(great game, btw):

(quote)
Dear Tom Fulp June 23, 2002
Reviewed by: morgbo Overall rating: 5
Newgrounds sucks the most ass of any web site ever put on the face of the UNIVERSE! In fact, that isn't really true of course. Your mother sucks the most ass. Plus da cock. You sorry son of a bitch.
Graphics: 0 Sound: 0 Interactivity: 0 Style: 0 Violence: 0 Humor: 0
(unquote)

Why does a jackass like that even bother to get an account at NG?
If this guy thinks NG sucks, then i'd like to see his definition of a good website....

Response to: Queer as Folk - NG Fans??? Posted June 4th, 2002 in NG News

At 5/31/02 11:22 AM, TomFulp wrote: We got word that last night on Queer as Folk (Showtime), someone had Newgrounds (Assassin) open on their computer. Can anyone else confirm this? We'd love to hear more about it!

Be sure to read the post below and send complaint letters to KRAFT...

damn, i didn't knew so many homophobic rednecks went to newgrounds!
all i see here is good publicity for the site.
one of my best friends is beyond gay, and it has never bothered me!
let people live the way they want to!

Response to: WTC = WAR Posted September 11th, 2001 in General

This is shit!
I have a pretty nice school day(even gym was pretty ok)
My dad sms-es me to tell me my flash 5 is arriving tomorrow,
And when I step into my mom's car and change the radio station,cause they were talking,and not playing music,
My mom tells me:"Have you heard?They flew hijacked planes into the WTC and the Pentagon!"
That sucks!I put other statements earlier in this thread,and I can only say now:
Find them and kill them (no nukes.)
Goddammit Limp Bizkit recorded a clip up there!
Thousands of people are dead!
I always wanted to visit the States and now some assholes are blowing part of it up!
Great way to start off the 21st century,otherwise!

beefcake,the pissed-of-by-planes-crashing-into-towers-getter.
(now that's a stupid name)

Response to: WTC = WAR Posted September 11th, 2001 in General

I heard some Jihadleaders(you know,like those guys in the Middleages or sumthin')
are going:"This is what happens if you guys are so sure of yourself,ha ha ha!"or something similar.
I 'm not sure,but that sounds a lot like claiming!
Once again:What a bunch of fanatic assholes!
I guess I was right being an atheist(or free-minded or how do they call it in english)
'cause fanaticism(not necessarily religious) can lead to some scary shit!
Wasn't it already proven enough with MTV's FANatic?
Did the WTC(and other buildings) have to get blown up?
Of course not!
BTW:My condolences to the families of the dead
and lotsa hope for those who are in the only half-collapsed part of the WTC and their families.

beefcake,who witnessed how a civilisation can collapse.

Response to: WTC = WAR Posted September 11th, 2001 in General

At 9/11/01 11:31 AM, goingcrazy wrote: kill all those people who brought down the wtc

They're already dead,dude.They were in the planes.
What an assholes BTW!
Bush may be a stupid redneck,but noone deserves this kinda crap.
I'm not really worried,i guess.
I lvie in Belgium,and it's ridiculously smaal in comparison to USA.
But...The NATO's head seat is in Brussels,our capital!
Fuck!!!